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Diablo Cody
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Please enjoy my episode of "Professor Blastoff" starring Tig Notaro, @kyledunnigan & @huntsbergerjunk ! earwolf.com/show/professor…
Weird Al's long game is inspiring.
I want my own Hollywood game like Kim Kardashian, except you'd just go to Taco Bell and get phone calls saying the network passed.
If you live in a very bad part of town, don't make things worse for your kid by naming her Sloopy.
I just watched 'Life Itself', an absolutely beautiful, honest, touching and extraordinary celebration of life. pic.twitter.com/wKFk5wr1J3
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Ugh, why is Bruno Mars always out of town when I'm ovulating?
I think I'm going to start wearing White Diamonds.
My heart goes out to all the young girls in high-waisted shorts, and I hope their labia will be safely reunited soon.
Oh hey guys, here's what a mom of 6 who's also a U.N. ambassador does in her spare time! NBD! trailers.apple.com/trailers/unive… #ihatemyself #FUCK
Everything Britney Spears does is perfect, and she's still basically a virgin because she had c-sections, and she's perfect SHE'S PERFECT
Just discovered that "William Hung" autofills before "William Hurt" on Google.
"They Came Together" is the funniest movie I've seen in forever.
Dan just rewound "Chinatown" so he could see a split-second of Faye Dunaway's nipple again.
I mean, I know I'm the Guy Fieri of screenwriters, but I love fried stuff doused in melted cheese. Guilty.
Guy Fieri's food looks good to me? I'm from Illinois. Leave me alone.
"Bruno Mars and the Saxophone Full of Pitbull's Cum: An Erotic Male Pregnancy Fanfic."
I think I'm the only person who regrets NOT getting a Grateful Dead tattoo.
I'm essentially just cosplaying as an adult.
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.@michaelbsacks' amazing new book "Poking a Dead Frog" is out today. Interviews with top comedy writers! And me! tinyurl.com/mufy7fo
This is the most honest/depressing answer I have ever heard a celeb give to a hair question: stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2014/06/24/mag…
If you take your kids to Europe, how do you hide the fact that you're shrooming from them? Just trying to figure this mommy stuff out! :)
Duggar Juggalette (DUGGALETTE) at 16:54. (Worth watching the whole thing, actually!) vimeo.com/29589320
If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you, but he's also probably really attractive.