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Diablo Cody
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I can't accept that Leonardo DiCaprio attended a pool party thrown by McDonald's.
I automatically love any celeb whose year of birth is "disputed" on Wikipedia.
I just heard myself utter the phrase, "Marcello, never romp naked around a hot pan of shrimp."
"Mad question-asking" is the cutest Biggie Smalls lyric.
Love #DavidLetterman. He put me on his show in 2006 when I was still living in MN. He roots for weirdos. Forever grateful.
Seriously, I am really excited to work with Merylegend and Demme-God! cc: @billyeichner
What if TriStar & Meryl were just fucking with me for April Fool's?…
That was a weird one.
Me: "Do you like these new sandals?" Dan: (pause) "Well, not everything has to be sexy."
I'm such a Shailene, you guys.
If Sofia's doing "The Little Mermaid," I call dibs on that VHS rip-off version they always had at the grocery store.
Love this-- it's like the Mensa version of Publisher's Clearinghouse.…
I wish the "NAILED IT" meme had existed in 1995 when everyone was getting really bad versions of the Rachel haircut.
Looking at pics of Jemima Kirke's life on @vulture made me feel like a dorky suburban toaster waffle.
Treaty of Breast-Litovsk #erotichistory
TRUE STORY: we were at a party recently and someone goes "Benny Medina is here," and my husband says "is that the chick from Frozen?"
Catherine Martin has my favorite dress, but that's just me and my wack taste.
Many of these women have tufts of bush coming out of the pee-hole in their Spanx.