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Shit, that new Kelly Rowland song gives me chills.
I love Monopoly! RT @vulture TNT and TBS want cop shows, Diablo Cody, and a show about Monopoly. vult.re/YW9HC3
I'm still scared of this commercial. youtube.com/watch?v=v4zBYh…
(licks chops) RT @Deadline NBC To Air ‘Sound Of Music’ Live Show December 5 dlvr.it/3Md2Nz via @Deadline
God help me, I think Michael Douglas looks hot as Liberace.
"The Ropers" also had an incredibly expensive and complex opening sequence. youtube.com/watch?v=DvcHSZ…
Someone at ABC in 1979 approved this logo. Like "Yes! That's the one!" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ropers
Currently modifying a chocolate Advent calendar to count down the days to "Behind the Candelabra."
Loving this show on MTV. RT @boburnham East coast! Zach Stone starts in 10 minutes.
Remember that reality show where the former teen idols rode down Sunset in a convertible and Billy Hufsey yelled "Daddy's back!"? Just me?
I hope everyone is having a decent day, even though I know that's impossible.
Review: Birthday Cake Oreos - Yesterday I went to Ralph’s in Studio City by myself. I usually have one or... tmblr.co/ZcsrcxkSJLbl
My son told me I have a small penis. Cruel on a couple of levels.
Today I learned that Diane Keaton curated/wrote a book of clown paintings: amazon.com/Clown-Painting…
I'm going to look just like this at 67, except real fat and sloppy. dlisted.com/2013/05/06/don…
I really enjoy tweeting at the cast of "Gigolos" with my 11-year-old avatar.
ICYMI, @Jezebel ran an excerpt of my YA novel, ART GIRLS ARE EASY. Out tomorrow as an e-book, next month in print! jezebel.com/theater-geeks-…
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FUN FACT: You can use those Playtex butt wipes to remove makeup as well.
Anything for you, Bradley. RT @bradleylords Howdy! I wanna hit 1K followers. Can everyone throw me out there?
@diablocody The MIDI-est song of all time is "Take My Breath Away." Sounds like it was composed on MarioPaint.
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Like a MIDI that would autoload on a 90s Jonathan Taylor Thomas fansite.
Love Stevie Wonder, but "I Just Called to Say I Love You" sounds like a MIDI.
ooo i'm craving cop bread! i mean donuts
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Daniel Day Lewis as Bob Dog, so he has to howl after everything he says for like 6 months.
This could actually work. RT @ahasaka Ryan Gosling for Mr. Rogers.
Mr. Rogers himself should be practical FX (latex mask on Sam Rockwell).
I'm saying Natalie Portman as Lady Aberlin and James Franco as Daniel Tiger.
OK guys, NAME YR FANTASY CAST! RT @NikkiFinke Mr. Rogers Asks, Can You Say Feature Biopic? dlvr.it/3K5FMz
my TV show about the world's most punchable boy -- "Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous" premieres tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c on MTV. RT PLEASE GOD!!
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Out my window, they're adding the final spire to 1 World Trade Center right now! Final height = 1,776… instagram.com/p/Y0ar8jzNjI/
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Decided to change to a profile pic that looks less angry and also less 35.
The "Get With the Program" theme from Oprah has never left my head.
"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases." ❤ Heavenly Creatures 4-ever.
I don't need to see The Great Gatsby 3D in theaters because I live it every fucking day
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Remember how Linda Tripp was such a heinous dog and just like so wet for being a gossip?!
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Congrats, Jason Collins, and thank you!
Fun Fact: both @Ian_Ziering and myself have 2 kids who share the same birthday. Which means me & Steve Sanders only get laid once a year.
You can tell Billy Joel really loves alcohol by the way he sings about it.
Tweeting from a plane feels as cool as making a phone call from a car felt in 1995. #old
RIP Chrissy Amphlett :(
If Keith Urban had an American accent, he would sound a lot like original VJ Alan Hunter.
It was nice knowing you. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World debuts on #Cinemax this Saturday at 10. bit.ly/112R9wd
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.@JenKirkman loves my children. And I love her. And I love her book: jenkirkman.com/book
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I was somehow not aware that @BrianWilsonLive was on Instagram: instagram.com/brianwilsonliv…