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David Wain
You think you know how to make a stiff drink? Try this on for size: straight booze, no ice, no nothing. Now you're getting the idea.
Watch my friend Andrew Leeds on CRISTELA tomorrow night 8:30 on ABC!
WHIPLASH is easily my favorite movie of the year so far. Amazing work @Miles_Teller & J.K. Simmons & Damien Chazelle + it’s about drums!
I am thrilled to be a part of tonight's season premiere musical extravaganza 7:30 on Fox. (I did the voice of Courtney, the blonde teenage girl on the right.)
Battleship model created by my child
I’m awake. Bagels?
RT @davidwain “Jew or not-it’s good time to stop, take a breath, look back, forgive others, forgive yourself, look forward. Happy new year.”
I’m so excited to be returning to @BobsBurgersFOX as annoying necklace slurping Courtney on the season premiere Sun!
ST LOUIS: “@Jarpo: Free screenings of Wet Hot American Summer tonight at @MX_Movies. 7pm & 10pm. #STL
Our picks for Netflix October releases include @lakebell's 'In A World...' and @JoshRadnor's 'Liberal Arts.'
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I've heard of a yellow car with exposed engine and surfboard, but...
I suspect these are homo sapien tracks
My doctor's cutting edge digital patient database.
Newsreaders Season 2 -- here's the first look!!!…
The new issue of @EW, guest-edited by @KeeganMKey & @JordanPeele includes this super cool spread about The State!
If we had quit making movies after The Iron Giant, everyone would be like "Well at least we have The Iron Giant."
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saw this poster, found my next must-see
New WET HOT T-shirt design - Can of Vegetables -…
#ChildrensHospital S6 editing note from @davidwain: “Move that fart three frames to the right”
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#tbt #NOLA #2013
One month until THE STATE live on stage!
OK here’s my mangling a Billy Joel song on the drums last night at Baked Potato:
So fun rocking out last night with @steveagee @brendonsmall and the band. Full song at
Now On Sale! Newsreaders at NerdMelt with David Wain, @robcorddry @kumailn @ NerdMelt Oct 7th 2014 9:00pm
I may never play drums in public again after tomorrow night so maybe come by??
USA Network Sets Oct. 28 Debut for Comedy ‘Benched’ via @Variety
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Backstage #TheMeltdown, you'll see comics preparing, friends hanging out and @davidwain asking people about sex.
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My daughter wanted to go to the zoo to see the weasels. I said look no further than the SUPREME COURT. I SKEWER EVERY BRANCH!
My son wanted to visit a prison so we could see crooks. I said if you want to see crooks we should visit tHE WHITE HOUSE.
My wife wants to go on vacation on a beach she can “do nothing” - I said if you want “do nothing” we should go visit CONGRESS.
we have completed the fertility dance #anotherperiod
"The wrong thing." - Sean Hannity
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Happy 80th, Nini!
Kids getting a closer look at "Dolphin Tale 2".
That's correct. “@courtneyhicks24: Just watched They Came Together, my dad and I laughed our asses off! My mother was mostly confused.”
GO SEE Bill Hader & Kristin Wiig in #TheSkeletonTwins !