Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Want to get more twitter followers? Click here to watch our video.
David Spade
comedy movies 2,116,298 followers
This little prick stole my bday thunder. It was my time in the sun! #fyouprinceboring #royalattentionhog
James garner was a stud. So nice and always a gentleman. Class act all the way. Grew up watching rockford. I was lucky to work with him
Im not sure what the F is going on here but Hank Baskett just tindered the guy on the right.…
Hey gang, is this tree a boy or a girl? Heh heh. I can't tell. (I can tell heh heh) #solidbits
Caution: breakdancing. ( and jizz)
I just sent this. Major #tbt action. Love seeing this because i never knew it was out there. Great…
Donald sterling shouldnt have hired the old man from Home Alone as his lawyer. #rookiemistake
Thanks 'the strain', i just barfed on La Brea. Ps. i hope that worm gets a spinoff
Is V. Stiviano gone already? Ive got her clocked at only 13 minutes. Hmm
Robin Thick will be singing about Paula again tonight but instead i think he should sing that song from Frozen..LET IT GO! #BETAwards
all you people in Seattle or as close as New Mexico come see me at tonight 2 shows 7 and 10 #laffs
Tune into @WhitneyCummings spesh on comedy central. Tonight at 11. She promised if i tweet she wont talk to me for a year
Robin Thicks new album is called "babe can u forget about the 3000 chicks i banged? Dont be a bitch, im famous , what do you want from me?
I feel bad for Wiggins. On your big number one draft day you get nailed by spiderman. #buzzkill #topical
I just dropped my phone in rice milk. Now what?
9 am tomorro! I can't wait to hear everyone from USA chanting, "We're sort of good! We're sort of good!" #worldcup ⚽️
USA plays germany soon. Whats the over/ under on people not knowing when the fucking game will end?
I dont understand soccer rules. So its 90 minutes but if we are winning its more? The other team plays till they score on us? Hmm