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David Spade
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We did it! 🎉🎉🎈. (Ps. umbrella looking like a dick is unrelatedinstagram.com/p/tJmrIxqxKT/Vi9
Tune In to @FOXSports1 in 20 minutes to see my dramatic comeback in fantasy football from last weeks beating #FFUncensored
Next stop on stand up tour hammond Indiana next friday the 26th. Cruise by and watch. bit.ly/1BRjTLu. Or pay and bail. 😃
Hey @JayGlazer should i start Doug Martin this week or Woody from toy story? Both a bit creaky. #FFUncensored @FOXSports1
Hey @BrodyismeFriend i heard u have your eye on @DarrenSproles . Im going to try and snake him. #scram #FFUncensored @FOXSports1
This is how i slept last night. But im in Denver and ready for comedy works tonight. Aaaoooo! #tuna. instagram.com/p/s-9_OkqxEZ/
Dropped Doug Martin today in fantasy 3 mins before kickoff. Thx to @JayGlazer tipoff. Grabbed Colston who didnt do JACK SHIT. @FOXSports1
I like when the show Bones has actual bones in it. #finally #worthlessinfo instagram.com/p/s58htMKxAS/
Old days on SNL. Directing promos in the black turtleneck I brought out from Arizona because I was in… instagram.com/p/s3BR84qxAy/
I think ellen is on now on west coast and fantasy football show is on fox sports 1 right now. 🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈
With gorj @RondaRousey and danawhiteufc at event last nite. Would like to see Ronda in an elevator… instagram.com/p/syNtyYqxHU/
Im on theellenshow today with the ' apparently' kid. He was hi- sterical. Ps. This was 4 seconds… instagram.com/p/sxaShXKxH2/
This is what its like walking out on theellenshow. They are great and then i sit down and all my jokes… instagram.com/p/svnzuPKxJ8/
Kick ass cloud blocking moon last night. Looked cool as f. No filter. Coyotes were like that cloud… instagram.com/p/ssF7kcqxJm/
Im really rolling craps on Tinder. But its just lunch, right? She seems sweet. instagram.com/p/spqGNlqxAx/
Went crazy in vegas last night. Woke up and was like wheres my fucking dollar twenty five?? #blackout. instagram.com/p/snHg9jKxO4/
Fantasy football show on fox sports one right now on west coast! 1230 east coast. Turn it on mofo! 🏈🏈🏈
Watch our fantasy football show tonight on Fox sports 1.jerryferrara @brodieismyfriend. @unbreakablepc… instagram.com/p/sidpxjKxNF/
Want to ask @JayGlazer, @DavidSpade, @katienolan or anyone else on Fantasy Football Uncensored a question?! Tweet it NOW w/#FFUncensored!
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Thanks to biloxi. Great crowd. Ps laptop is still on da fritz. White rice didnt do jack shit. Pouring rice-a-roni on it now.
@DavidSpade We saw your comedy special. Never saw you outside sitcom. Luv u. So genuine. Laughed our asses off. Thank you! Needed that.
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Gig in biloxi tonight and drenched dirt coke on my laptop. Buried it in this pile of rice. Is it… instagram.com/p/sVl3ykKxFx/
Looking forward to a rare club appearance by @DavidSpade this Sept. Don't miss your chance to catch him LIVE comedyworks.com/comedians/745
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Come see me doing jokes on next tour stop. @ipbiloxi mississippi. @BrettFarve_4 are u down there?
Thank you Portland for a great show! ( sort of thanking myself). instagram.com/p/sOE4_LKxIN/
Rare old shot with Phil Hartman. I learned alot from him he was the best character guy they had. Solid… instagram.com/p/sJLXwRqxEO/
Repost of draft night from dumbo realnickswardson watch fantasy football draft today on fox. 11am… instagram.com/p/sFiITbKxDU/
The new poster for wicked tuna looks like the expendables. With @unbreakablepc as lead rod man. #🍣instagram.com/p/sDf-nGqxOo/d
A fantasy football show unlike any other! Fantasy Football Uncensored starring @JayGlazer & @DavidSpade. GET PUMPED amp.twimg.com/v/4e5a8755-dcd…
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Check our new show fantasy football uncensored this sun on fox 2 pm eastern 11 am in LA. watch 8 idiots try to look like they know shit
Your uber driver is arriving now. instagram.com/p/r9-ADwqxKB/
Me getting jj abrams to tell me all the star wars secrets. But too buzzed and now i forgot today.… instagram.com/p/r4mowcKxPB/
Great time at irvine. Thanks for sold out show. ( i like when comics mention it was sold out. People… instagram.com/p/rzrCF4KxAW/
Hey my buddy @NickSwardson is doing his comedy jokes tour. Go see him he will act of scenes from benchwarmers bit.ly/1rlmfjx
This was first time i did a gig a in san fran. Who walks in but the king. He saw my set and bobcat… instagram.com/p/rsdDB2qxFZ/
Hey guys, lets be careful out there today. instagram.com/p/rpNY6KKxBr/
Went on the goldbergs yesterday to do a scene with my ex boss george segal. He looks exactly the same.… instagram.com/p/rmoShAqxMw/
Did a set in new york at the comedy cellar. I think first time ever. Great place. Unreal crowds.… instagram.com/p/rcQPZDKxOi/
Saw my first live photo bomb today. Went off without a hitch. Stick camera people never saw it… instagram.com/p/rZpDQNqxBZ/
If we do grownups 3 sandler better give me this car. #pimpsled #chocolatewasted #maize #a-maizing instagram.com/p/rNeenEKxFA/
So horrible. Right out of the Hangover. instagram.com/p/rKhnEwKxAq/
Wonder why your relationship ended? @DavidSpade will sketch it out for you, with all the gory details: beyondthecomics.com/content/relati…
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#tbt of me at Darlington raceway. Im only putting this because of killer Harvey Wallbanger shirt. Its… instagram.com/p/rIKW4gqxP8/