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David Spade
Hey lady. Your cat doesn't look like Obama! No one has ever told you that. There is zero similarity. Im getting mad
.@DavidSpade’s @truTV prank show "Fameless" receives back order (EXCLUSIVE)
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Bill Maher (@billmaher) Returns To Hawaii w/Special Guests David Spade (@DavidSpade) & Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross)
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Funnest night in recent memory. These 4 dopes going on at @TheComedyStore last night. What a blast. 📷 by@TroyConradssZ
Sneaky peek. You can pre-order here now or you can wait but what has waiting ever gotten you?
Some people are very serious about turning 7. #Harper
Hey guys heres me trying 2 explain my book which is really dumb so please click on this link & waste some batteries
Tomorro!! Hotel Transylvannia 2!!! Invisible man gets some invisible laughs! Check it out!
Hey everybody, my book is coming out next month. You can pre-order now here:
Throwback. Way back. Sean Penn giving me a tattoo on an old SNL sketch. Its all in my new book. Preorder on amazon
Me and @russwest44 are on @jimmykimmel tonight. 2 AMA-ZA - ZING ATH-A-LETES
Walk out is right. Good prediction. Thanks to great crowd at @Dreamforce.
Great night at the improv with my boy swardie. @NickSwardson
On the next Maury Povich
Hey you guys, thanks for getting Joe Dirt 2 up to 3 MILLION VIEWS! Much appreciated. Now go back to your life.
Thats a wrap on #TheDoOver. Tnx @AdamSandler & @NickSwardson. Out next year on @netflix ps that us on the back 👬8
Old photo call for emperors new groove. No one told @paddywarbucks where to look.

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