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David Spade
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Rough easter nite. Had a date and i got too drunk. Wound with with Peeps dick. Happens to everyone once in awhile. #marshmallow #nsfw
Just got a blow job at the Barnes and Noble bathroom. So corporate. I miss those old mom and pop glory holes.
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Me on easter, hangin with my Peeps. Harper and mom pic.twitter.com/g1I6tlqh1M
I heard Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. That's horrible. Why is she there? Did she O.D.? ( over dick) i hope shes ok. #concerned
Instagram is down. Does that mean they cancel coachella? I mean whats the point of going now. To hear the music??
#fbf Backstage at 8h. Snl dayz. Sandingo, fred wolf, farls in charge and spadoodledoo. pic.twitter.com/qwym9Ex8fx
Holy fuck. What if the planes at Coachella?? And its gonna be a hologram singing a duet with biggie? #itsallmakingsensenow #toogood
It went from 'wheres the plane' to 'im heading to coachella!' I suddenly want to hear more about the plane. #moretheoriesplease
In la every third word today is "Coachella". So gross
Late evening w @Chasehair. The best pictures of me luckily have face flashed out. #artsy pic.twitter.com/eKnYSx4OxA
Congrats 2 my bro Andy on cover of inc mag AZ desert boots in full force @Target @WarbyParker @sleepyjonesing @jcrew pic.twitter.com/2GjMI1VCoR
Hey watch the hilarious Amy Schumer on Season 2 premiere of #InsideAmy tonight at 10:30 on Comedy Central
Ran into my old college roommate brandon flowers last night. This dude can sing pic.twitter.com/mXxv6DqChy
The Walking Housekeepers. Coming this summer on AMC. pic.twitter.com/H0AbVzVrDt
I know where the plane is. But im not allowed to tell anyone. Its killing me!
Brace yourself LA Its not over. All day you get to hear everyones "earthquake story". #soboring #literallyallday
Did anyone else in LA hear @NickSwardson fart this morning