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Darth Vader
comedy star wars 421,677 followers
The state of the empire is as strong as my Death Star.
You may have Snowden but I have Organa. Rounding up more Bothans... io9.com/death-star-own…
The circle is now complete. JJ force-chokes Ep VII writer, assumes writing duties w/ Kasdan - slashfilm.com/michael-arndt-…
I am your Halloween costume. Search your feelings. You will know it to be true.
I'm the reason for the season. Happy Star Wars Day to you & yours. #maythefourthbewithyou
Boston, the Force is with you.
Re: Pope Benedict - All too easy. #toosoon?
I told Jar Jar to stay away from the fuse box, but he never listens. #Superbowl
Beyoncé almost looks as good in black as I do. Almost. #SuperBowl
Dear NFL: I am available for #SuperBowl musical appearances. Bonus: No one can tell if I'm lip-syncing.
Yes, I was married. It was a secret wedding, a S-E-C-R-E-T. Our registry was at Blood, Bath & Beyond.
At least my dead girlfriend was real. Too soon? #touchdown
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT ALDERAAN. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. #2010
Yes, my kids are more important than yours. Jedi > muggles.
Congratulations @TheAtlantic, your failure is now complete - theatln.tc/W8Igi0 #kenobicruise
Time to make the donuts, and by that I mean kill all the Jedi.
I may be more machine now than man, but Kenobi was 100% 'Old Coot'.
Yes waitress, of *course* I take my coffee black. #andastraw