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Dan Willis
Stayed up till 230am watching #NUFC and they actually won.. So it's another year of the same then.. Glory glory Toon United!!
On the plus side, this is the first time in 3 yrs I've seen #NUFC have a full column in the @theheraldsun #Melbourne pic.twitter.com/RU6lANMxd8
Bored on a Thursday night? Got no cash? Need laughs? Come down to the exford, free comedy from 830pm, Ill be talking silliness at some point
Authorities blamed for not giving man support after he was 1st caught pony shagging- what did he want? A stepladder? pic.twitter.com/BOihb117z7
Chocolate Tart, 4 Pines Baltic Porter.. What more could you want for a desert? @GoodBeerWeek #PoO15 @Rainbow_Fitzroy pic.twitter.com/zrz7WAl1X7
Modus Operandi, not only a life choice, but a top beer.. Slapped down with some spiced lamb! #PoO15 @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/vfdgN1pGSM
I think I may be getting tipsy, stone and wood alt beer, matched with mushroom broth.. #PoO15 @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/5Pxa8CyXIT
chuck Norris's single hop red ale, oh alright then, but only if it comes with smoked duck breast #PoO15 @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/3NsyDXjVIN
What's that, course 5 ish, beer 5 ish.. Best MC job ever.. Oh yes, it's 44 Amber from Riverside breweries #PoO15 pic.twitter.com/08TtIegHlR
Amuse-Bouche from the chef; artichoke soup, artichokes make up the best punchline of all time, 3 for a pound at Asda pic.twitter.com/OGLIWrKNtS
Rocks Brewery, Rainbow Connection and throw in a beef rib slider.. Now a 3rd of the way thru the night #PoO15 pic.twitter.com/F3L2ZUAz4T
Nomad Breweries, Long Trip Saison.. With pickled prawns, luckily not in the same bowl! #PoO15 @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/phEz3CygRI
Course 2, Akasha Brew, Freshwater Pale ale with citrus tuna and Ox tongue.. Oh yeah! #PoO15 @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/t5qNHNrdIr
1 Australia Brewing Company's Pilsner; Light, tasty & a far better use of ABC than Im used to! #poo15 @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/V1087wEott
Beergustation, 8 craft beers, each with a specially created dish, and I'm MCing :-) @Rainbow_Fitzroy @GoodBeerWeek pic.twitter.com/fwy7efPws2
Tuesday is Pint Of Origin Night at the Rainbow Hotel, I'll be introducing 8 craft beers, each with matching food; This job just gets better.
First Ben E King, then BB King.. Billie Jean is shitting herself! #talentedkings
My wife just told me to throw a load of crap into the rubbish bin, but I'm confused- All our bins are fantastic!
How does Darth Vader know what you're getting for Christmas?? He feels your presents! #80sjoke
#Parents if you're doing your sons laundry & one sock appears heavier than its twin, ask no questions, simply wash and move on..
As a lifetime #NUFC fan, I've known this for some time now, but the #Leicester #Newcastle game stomped it home..... fb.me/7fqRAuMhQ
Tonight I'm onto night 4 at @TheComicsLounge & if Richard Smith is watching, drop me a msg on Twitter or Facebook, you know who you are
#nufc #NewcastleUnited Manager John Carver watched #Chelsea beat #Leicester last night.. Was he really hoping to... fb.me/7cVbVAuPG
Last night I followed @taylorswift13 at the @TheComicsLounge, tho it might've been @MrSimonTaylor.. Either way, more fun & mayhem tonight!
I was hoping for a record breaking season from #NewcastleUnited , unfortunately they've got confused as to which record #nufc
Tonight Im MC at the Last Laugh Melbourne, the Atheneum will take host to not 1 but 2 Dans- @dannymcginlay will be talking nonsense as well
Having given this at least 5 minutes of thought... I like #RobertDowneyJr , and given he was booked to promote a... fb.me/7imEHSNVU
Tuesday fun had @TheComicsLounge followed by tram madness with @Vranarama & @GreekGeordie, then food followed by drunken gossip, job done!
1st day of wind down- no shows, no comedians to confirm, just nappies & cups of tea; I might even pop into town 4 a last pint with the boys
Tonight at the exford hotel- Best Of British fundraiser spectacular! 5 top British Headliners, all 4 a great cause! Top comedy, great Karma!
Ladies love foreplay & an after sex cuddle.. They basically run on a MYKI system; You've gotta touch on, you gotta touch off.. #Melbourne
Does anyone in Melbourne have a charger for a Nikon camera battery? Would only need it for an hour or two
It's halfway point at #MICF in 2 weeks time I'll've performed over 240 shows since #fringeworld back in January.. #pooped
Collected a second hand BBQ from a friend this afternoon.. That's one dirty job! I'm seeing why people just buy a new one every year now...
I had unprotected sex with a prostitute last night, I didn't want to be unfaithful to my Wife, I'm just desperate to go Viral..
Back after #adlfringe great times had, and it's looking like #MICF is gonna be a blast! I just need a sleep or two before it all kicks off..
If you took Hitler, put him in a massive pencil sharpener and spun him round, would he have a point?
My 1st bus journey with Dolly, I had to move an old lady to park the pram, I'm not sure if that was on my bucket list pic.twitter.com/oKAiZqZGsL
My father in law is staying at our place to mind the dog; I left him some quality reading material in the happy room. pic.twitter.com/SRwZxgNWnH
Packed the car for the #Adelaide #Fringe the plan is: The moment the baby wakes up, we feed her and leave; So that's anytime from 3am to 8am
Now back in #Melbourne after a great #fringeworld in #Perth am one drive from home, then Ive got a week till the madness starts in #adelaide
In #Melbourne & stuck with nothing to do? Get down the @TheComicsLounge Errol street, 7pm For a top quality All star charity comedy gala!!
It looks like tap-in from where I'm sitting.. Either that or a mix of Cantona control and Shearer finishing.. Boom.. youtube.com/watch?v=nQOuMW…
Am in #Perth for #FringeWorld & next Saturday #NUFC play #HullCity at a reasonable hour of 9pm. Where's good to watch the #EPL in #WA ??
Fair play to #DavidGinola running for the #FIFA presidency, I always knew he'd dive at any opportunity..
In the run up to Perth Fringe, I'm making some big changes to my life, well, for one I've shaved.. Though I'm not... fb.me/3gotxguJD
Who'd've thunk it- today's @theheraldsun has more serious stories & less typos than today's @theage add #Garfield & that's a triple win!
Today I took my Mum to Captain Cooks cottage in #Melbourne, I learned it's a house #CaptainCook never lived in, in a city he never visited.
Mother and child, or bloke with huge cock? The decision is all yours.. #art pic.twitter.com/SeM8PFba3p




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