The mid season finale of The Walking Dead was pretty full on- don't worry, no spoilers here..
Just appreciating... fb.me/2xnOSMiOi
Tonight I'll be entertaining a room full of computer geeks in a University, does anyone have any big bang theory references I need to share?
Tonight, in search of Zombie truth, I'll be self mutilating myself at MiB, or possibly just doing 5 mins at the open mic..
Every time I see a multi level wall storage system, I'm compelled to photo and post it right away. I'm guessing I'm addicted to shelfies!
I've been a tourist in #Melbourne
today- visited a house that Captain Cook never lived in, in a city he never visited. Captain Cooks cottage
is on at 6.50am in Oz, my Mother is here for my wedding, if my HDrecorder fails to tape it, she'll put me up for adoption..
My favourite @TwopTwips
of all time: "Save money on expensive binoculars, by simply standing closer to the object you wish to view!".. Gold.
in Ferntree Gully, at a reasonable time for once!! Cracking start by Remi- reminded me of Thierry Henry- we can but dream!
Pulled a sickie today, given that I'm self employed, I'm guessing there's a good chance my boss will read this tweet...
Sitting in Oscars bar, Belgrave.. Over estimated what time @ladymelville
would finish work- just me, the band and a few beers :-)
Big day today, I need to move a sofa, then clean a carpet.. Is this the rock and roll lifestyle I've always dreamed of???
Hard Rubbish day is coming up- an annual event in Australia, where the council will take away anything you leave... fb.me/6ylOdTSTi
a blokes just knocked for six Wicked Game, Chris Isaak should get down here!
I just microwaved a Heinz Beans snap pot, without Snapping it... I'm taking my level of #Wild
to new extremes today!!
- season 4's cooking- am especially liking Tyreese getting in with the hammer wielding, always nice to see a lean comic wards..
Caught the Grand Final of XFactor Australia, strangely enough I sense music isn't dying, it's expanding like a Zombie Apocalypse. Hide now..
My Mrs asked me which Internet service would most represent her feminine figure.. I suggest Broad-Band.. Boom boom
It's been 35yrs, and I still don't think "Ramma lamma lamma" goes well with "Ka dinga da dinga dong"
So exactly who is Larry???? And what's he so happy about???
Tonight, I reckon it's time I popped down and did a cheeky gig at Fluid Oz bar.. free comedy from 9pm, karaoke and free drinks.. #Melbourne
is single again- I keep telling her, I'm an engaged man, she's got no chance..
Jesterval Comedy Festival comes to Baltic Square, Gateshead Quays this weekend. Shows start tomorrow! fb.me/32U2waIhc
Apple are developing a smart phone primarily for the North East of England, The "Why Aye Phone", complete with whippet based accessories..
More reasons for #TheWalkingDead
to allow more than one Black male to stay alive in the group! npr.org/blogs/codeswit…
Who'd've thought the Mormons would know how to #Zombie
it up? Then, come the apocalypse, I'm guessing no-ones safe!! sltrib.com/sltrib/enterta…
is the best series of all time, how do I explain this to my #WestWing
box set? @JadeHull
"Borrowed" it off me a while ago!
: Simply chipping off the edges of a simcard, then adding Nano to the title, is not a work of Genius! #nanosim
I'm in Coffs Harbour, gig tonight at the Pier Hotel.. It's a long way from Kansas, or Gosforth for that matter..
So who'd you rather party with??? #CharlieSheenOrTheDalaiLama
Question to #comedians
- if some1 incorrectly accused u of "Borrowing" all the material used in y'r solo show, how much would that miff you?
Those famous JUST for being famous? The Greenroom SHOULD be harder to enter than a Kardashian. RT? indiegogo.com/projects/warho…
on the plane, I was perturbed by the title, great fun- Slow Zombies, decent gore, silly characters- all crucial!
I'm Jet setting it back to Australia today... And I'll probably be using some sort of airplane, I figure that's the way forward..
Great gig at the boardwalk Whitley last night- am absolutely pooped today, need an hours kip before stupid story telling at the stand 2nite
Now that's a well structured joke- not one of mine, but one I feel compelled to share with at least the dozen or... fb.me/XC7TROOG
Im sitting thru the worst acting in a big budget movie, ever.. I'm still watching 2012 in disbelief.. It feels apocalyptic in my lounge room
My body is steadily regressing into what can only be described as a snooze based existence.. 8 weeks of... fb.me/XD22cP04
Are Women truly the fairer sex, or do boobs simply give them an unfair advantage?
Is it more fun to be racist? After all you get to tell way more jokes than other people.. #todaysdebate
My broken body is now in London.. Staying at a pals house, which just happens to have shutters on the windows- #Zombie
Great show Bollywood Rejects today by a fellow Aussie @ladymelville
Loved the dance at the end too! #edfringe pic.twitter.com/6Vr4KjpDU5
Last night in Edinburgh 2013.. It's been a madcap #edinburghfringe
& I've loved it, now to sleep and start Planning #Adelaide
I'm beginning to get a sneaking suspicion that #BreakingBad
isn't going to have quite the happy ending I was hoping for!
5 days of the Festival left, that's enough for about 600 Zombie based jokes and 580 Computer based ones.. Perhaps I'm over thinking this..
Oct 13th for the 1st episode of The Walking Dead series 4.. Ive known this for a while, but it's now starting to urk a little, time machine?
Beginning to wake up; I'm now addicted to afternoon naps.. I've a sneaking feeling that I'm slowly heading into a Zombie like lifestyle..
time on the Willis ranch.. I in no claim responsibility for this joke- or indeed agree with... fb.me/2quuEIT9s
Day something of a 24 day long Festival.. Im guessing day 12, but I've been wrong before, so I'll guess at Eleventeen.. Yeah, that'll do
is going great guns.. About 42 shows done, 42 to do.. I'm loving it.. Though I'm sure my liver is gonna collapse at some point!
3 million shows to choose from in Edinburgh, I recommend laughing about computers at 1.45pm, followed by Zombies at 3pm, a total doddle.