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Dan Willis

It's Saturday and I've been moderately active, cleaned the pool and sorted out the garden. C'mon Summer, I'm ready for you!!
My Sister would love it if anyone interested in #Pies & #Ale would fill out this it literally takes 1 minute! #beer
Well, the next 4 years won't be boring.. In a sort of 1939 to 1945 kinda way..
Just when the day starts getting me down. Tourism Australia go and release another advert. See you in the Northern……
The £ looks like it's strengthening against the $. My credit card is now cheaper to use. I do have a sneaking feeling there's a downside.
Due to @MickNeven phonecall I pulled over & ended up getting the best park at #thousandsteps people of…
Until California, the Electoral map's always gonna look a bit Trumpy. I do remain amazed that Florida's the crucial one. #retirementvillage
After the latest set of problematic #Samsung products I'm really of 2 minds as to whether to try their new line of condoms #explosivesex
2 eps into #TheWalkingDead and things are beginning to brew very nicely- Monday afternoon is now #Zombie time, for the next month at least.
in 40mins time I'll be watching Episode 2 of #TheWalkingDead series 7, this addiction is strange- I'm already dreading the mid season break.
What's the best Anti Virus, Adware destroyer for a Mac? I use firefox and just really want something that I can run a scan with & trust
I've an exclusive interview with the @SteveHerbertMP dogs, I asked Patch & Ted how they felt the media were treating their owner, "Rrruff"
#Walkingdead #nospoilers I've just spent the entire day averting my eyes from any posts, adverts or "Reaction...
Texted "Have you got a pram" to Wife, predictive made PRAM to PROBLEM. Tried a 2nd text, it sent "Oram". I think I'm now getting divorced.
You wake up, start coughing blood and phlegm, and think.. Perhaps I should go to the doctors. This wasn't in the brochure Australia' #flu
In attempts to destroy the flu, I've just had the most powerful cup of tea in history- Garlic, Ginger, Tumeric & Cayenne Pepper. Now to bed.
Check out this Podcast from one of Australia's funniest comedians, he was even dumb enough to invite me on board fo……
#Facebook stores both Network & Device IP Address when you logon & can freeze until you log out of that device. There's 2hrs I wont get back
And then possibly one of my favourite sketches of all time..…
Every so often, you flop, through a random click, to some pure genius..…
13 mins 42 seconds to climb the #1000steps #dandanongranges that's probably a personal best, if I'd timed more than once before I'd know!
When someone hands you a flyer for a discount haircut, perhaps today's not the day for a photo shoot.
This is one of the most #whatinthfrukkinhellandnodigitalfakeryinvolved moments I've seen- diver & shark unharmed…
17mins to the top of the #1000steps, not exactly a world record, but smacks the 1st time I did it- 50mins, including 2 rest breaks!
Quick #ferrisbueller moment on way up #1000steps gotta smell some roses!
Just about start my first #1000steps for 2 years. The weather is perfect for any grumpiness I have in the next 30m……
Lounge room now all set for my daughters waking up on her 2nd Birthday- who do u think is more excited? Dolly or he……
I've never seen #Masters so busy, they should close down every week, then they might not be in such dire straits!!
Hailstorms in #Melbourne.. You gotta love it!!!
Trumps says "Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am,” Sorry but i know people who do know him -it is exactly who he is
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Earliest gig start ever means I'm home, watching TV, realising just how awesome #Rocky is as a movie!
I'm in #Brisbane for a week of gigs.. I have a ton of free time, so if anyone's in the vicinity and bored, I can do refreshments of any kind
I'm getting the impression this bloke isn't going to the portaloo just for the facilities..…
Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.
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Great interview from @IanWright0 tonight on #Radio5 .. I say tonight cos I've been listening in the bath.. In Australia.. Technology rocks!
Have just watched the #starwars Holiday Special for the 1st time, 38yrs after release. And I have to say, the #BobaFett cartoon isnt too bad
Tonight, 6 years after opening an account, I'm actually gonna log back into #Linkdin, if only to see what's so good about my network..
Has anyone managed to speak to #FringeWorld artist services today? The number I've got just goes to answer phone saying the office is closed
Sunday Sunday #Sunday you are the first of a few days of cleansing.. All I've got to do today is admin and have a bath, I may also sleep..
Am in the Showbag pavilion at #royalmelbourneshow if anyone wants anything, you've ten mins to request!
After turning down a gig for tonight, I'm inactive on a Friday night for the first time in a canny while. Am looking forward to a long bath!
About to pick my daughter up from daycare, my wife from train station and then walk the dog. If that's not domesticated, I'll do the dishes.
Just when you think you've got over JetLag, it pops by to say hello.. Hello 2.40am.. Am now gonna have milk and yawns, see if that helps..
If you've ever doubted that #gaymarriage should be legalised in #Australia you are so wrong
Lesson 1 at #rottofest - whilst eating a sandwich, never take you eyes off it.. The Seagulls and Quokkas work together in an evil alliance
Left sunshine in the UK & arrived in Australia to rainstorms. Thus to answer any questions- "No, I didn't bring the weather with me"
We've arrived back in Australia, I've managed to hold back on my Grumpiness- I think I'm saving it all for when the Jet Lag kicks in!!
Am now sat in Heathrow Terminal 4.. 28hrs to go, I'd rate my jolly rating at a 7 out of 10, not bad as I'm a natural grump in the morning
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