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Dan Willis
It looks like tap-in from where I'm sitting.. Either that or a mix of Cantona control and Shearer finishing.. Boom.. youtube.com/watch?v=nQOuMW…
Am in #Perth for #FringeWorld & next Saturday #NUFC play #HullCity at a reasonable hour of 9pm. Where's good to watch the #EPL in #WA ??
Fair play to #DavidGinola running for the #FIFA presidency, I always knew he'd dive at any opportunity..
In the run up to Perth Fringe, I'm making some big changes to my life, well, for one I've shaved.. Though I'm not... fb.me/3gotxguJD
Who'd've thunk it- today's @theheraldsun has more serious stories & less typos than today's @theage add #Garfield & that's a triple win!
Today I took my Mum to Captain Cooks cottage in #Melbourne, I learned it's a house #CaptainCook never lived in, in a city he never visited.
Mother and child, or bloke with huge cock? The decision is all yours.. #art pic.twitter.com/SeM8PFba3p
Huge thanks to @BrunoMars & @MarkRonson for their Yeti warnings! "Saturday night & we in the spot. Don’t believe in Sasquatch!" #UptownFunk
I've got a genuine #MichaelJackson signed "This is it" DVD, am willing to swap it for a #2BrokeGirls script that contains actual hilarity..
Sat in Ferntree Gully watching #NUFC v #SAFC , am trying to get an atmos going, but anything more than a whimper will wake the wife & baby
Take 2 mins & a couple bucks to refresh your Karma and help good people out? A top friend of mine could use a click mycause.com.au/page/85596/daz…
One of these ladies is only 9 weeks old, thus has an excuse to have her tongue out.. pic.twitter.com/kevpWMD8Wb
I've a dog, a load of movies, a pizza, couple of beers and a huge sofa.. Now that's a Saturday night..
I've been in #melbourne for 3yrs; and I've just discovered an actual use for #mx pic.twitter.com/JiT8LGW2DE
Just done an airport run.. Music was so bad on the radio, I actually looked forward to Frank Walker and his amazing tile adverts..
Well, it's Monday.. Having lost my wallet over the weekend, today I give thanks to my spare change money box, it's kept me fed for 36hrs..
Possibly the least exciting Ferris wheel in the world.. The kids actually look bored enough to jump.. pic.twitter.com/V9hzbATIvR
#TheWalkingDead - no spoilers here, just a massive #OMG #WTF I was not expecting that! Episode 8, fantastic; Great mix of plot and #Zombies
35°c; I've just spent 2hrs cleaning the pool & at no point did @EvaLongoria swing by to make her husband jealous! #ABC lies to its viewers!
After a successful mission, I salute the inventor of the drinks carrier attachment on the #silvercross wayfarer! pic.twitter.com/152v7Bfhye
One the home straight.. I've neither lost the baby, nor given her any form of alcohol.. Things are looking good!! pic.twitter.com/UFcFFPUHAS
#Woolworths; doddle, reckon it'll be harder when she's learned a words like Ice, Cream, Lollies & emotional blackmail pic.twitter.com/7Y2QvaFtdY
30mins into mission, 1st use of dummy- I dont have many weapons left; my wife has the best 2 & she took them shopping pic.twitter.com/jXw8Q52xMQ
A walk seems logical, am beginning to think purple isn't the most manly colour for prams. But we're prams ever manly? pic.twitter.com/LAMgrbi2gj
Mummy's gone shopping, leaving an overweight comedian in charge of this little tyke.. What could possibly go wrong? pic.twitter.com/JgS8o3QHzW
Was about to tweet about all the automotive aerodynamic devices in the latest episodes of #Supernatural & #WalkingDead but hey, no spoilers!
Only 6 cops keeping an empty Richmond platform safe? They might have a little more to do in sunshine! #earnyourcash pic.twitter.com/2loQ7L5Uar
'Nick Clegg now backs curbs on benefits tourism' Of course he does, fickle, spineless, vote-chasing cunt that he is.
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#WalkingDead What do I miss most about Bob Stookey? His optimism & loyalty, or that he looked like Willis from diff'rent strokes? #namesake
I love my wife and would never be unfaithful to her.. But that #AshleyMadison jingle is so catchy, I'm swaying.. Damn you advertisers!
Dora can stick her backpack. Incy Wincy Spider, that's a true hero; The rain would knock him down, he'd dust himself off & climb that spout!
The UK’s best city: #NewcastleuponTyne gu.com/p/43eht/tw via As voted by the @guardian- all I had to do was move away and they won!
After climbing too many steps every day in July (1000 steps, Melbourne). My legs broke, now they've broke again: The wonders of shinsplints!
My apologies to the people of #Melbourne, I moved here 3 yrs ago from Newcastle Upon Tyne, England and I definitely brought the weather me.
I told my wife not to make a big deal about the fan in the kitchen, but there she goes, putting it on a pedestal..
Last night a friend of mine described his current sex life as being like when #NUFC were "The Entertainers" under... fb.me/6QCCE5tCB
I really hate tweets and posts about hypocrisy.
It's sunny as hell & you forget your hat, that's what Salvos r for! Slip slop flamin slap, I've a bush whackers hat! pic.twitter.com/S6FyRlJ15t
Watched the #BandAid30 video.. Happy to donate, but I only recognised half of the singers, I should probably also donate to #HelpTheAged !
It's 8.40pm, Sunday and we've just realised that we haven't thought about dinner.. #Parenting the diet of the future..
Did a corporate for #Mensa last night, twas like performing to 100 #BigBangTheory characters.. Mainly Leonards & Howard's, great fun stuff 😃
I stopped learning the #Piano after about ten lessons, thus I never did find out whether "Mr Frog" ever found his hops???
I have no knowledge of Russian Cuisine asides from that I don't like Vodka.. With them invading tomorrow, I'd better get brushing up..
2 Grizzlies, a Koala and a Panda all told me the lottery result, but I put my Gran & Dads numbers on- I listened to the wrong forebears..
As my #dog has been known to chomp its own & other dogs poop, I'm not thinking how food's cooked bothers her at all. pic.twitter.com/zS97hhAALF
4th #nufc match in a row I've stayed up to watch,.. Not wanting too much credit, but I reckon Alan Pardew owes me a pint
Sat in #Perth departure lounge, way too early for my flight, but the 38°C heat was causing me to crave the mild breeze of air-conditioning.
Is Australian #graffiti really sinking this low? They don't even qualify for Panto anymore.. #SClub7 pic.twitter.com/4goFgdt3ab