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Dan Willis
In #Newcastle after a crazy set of flights- Melbourne/Singapore/Dubai/Toon.. Now forcing my body to stay awake till midnight, oh joy!..
After gigs in #Adelaide and some time with @AdelaideBarmies I'm now back in #Melbourne, Sunday roast is on the menu, no #afl players invited
As a #Viz and #Profanisaurus reader, I can quite confidently say "I won't be having the pork belly" pic.twitter.com/8m0MaVpyXT
Just arrived in #Adelaide - the airport now looks like the set for a Star Trek movie.. pic.twitter.com/p8dSrFFINj
Got up at 5.30am this morning to get to #Adelaide, am now thinking the extra $30 for an afternoon flight would've been a worthwhile luxury.
#Vodafone just gave me 1.5gb of free data.. As I never use my data allowance anyhow, I'm guessing I should start getting into HD porn ASAP
Shiraz restaurant, upper Ferntree gully, in my opinion the finest Indian this side of Mumbai. 20th visit & the standard just gets better :-)
Tuesday night #Standup was, as per usual a mixture of lows and deeper lows, followed by occasional new depths of... fb.me/6ETQiCOc7
#Worldcup must bore #Germany, like sex for @RealRonJeremy; "What? Now? Ok- but just cos other blokes can't perform properly"
My Wife is watching #XFactor, never in my life have I felt less empathy for so much tragedy.. And I'm only over-hearing half of it..
I've just been to the Reject Shop and accepted everything. I'm expecting them to be out of business in hours... @TweetRejectShop
#IanThorpe who'd've guessed??? A fit, rich Aussie bloke who could bed his choice of beautiful ladies, but always claimed to be a gent :-)
4 days ago I started watching #GameofThrones, I've now devoured 16 episodes and counting.. I do have one BIG... fb.me/19YK767Op
"Man Cuts Off Penis In Restaurant", somehow it didn't take much for my attention to be drawn to this story: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e…
#RolfHarris always said "If showbusiness didn't work out, he'd just head off and do something else", like about 5 years...
#Suarez, #Maradona, #Best, #Gascoigne, #Pelé; Exceptional football talent apparentyl links directly to psychosis, that or penile dysfunction
#Fracking - I've got all the answers!! Well, from listening to #Radio4 tonight, I can certainly fill one crack in... fb.me/3sH735AHT
Suarez, Maradona, Best, Gascoigne, Pele; Exceptional football talent appears to link directly to mental instability, or penile dysfunction
I'd like to thank #NewcastleUnited #NUFC for their help over the years- Even though England crashed... fb.me/6CgzwD2uH
I get to top of 1000 steps, there's no one for miles but me .& I find these.. Is this #blairwitch #melbourne or what? pic.twitter.com/o38yo8zTOg
Walking the thousand steps is wee bit more treacherous during a storm! But I've got to lose those kilos!! pic.twitter.com/w78anLki2q
Now #england have 100% crashed out of another tournament, I need to get twitter to unworldcup my profile, Zombies are way more consistent
#WorldCup #Australia #England Tonight, with the utmost precision, I am attempting to get into town, hang out... fb.me/1wjvr1FnF