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Dan Willis
Now #england have 100% crashed out of another tournament, I need to get twitter to unworldcup my profile, Zombies are way more consistent
#WorldCup #Australia #England Tonight, with the utmost precision, I am attempting to get into town, hang out... fb.me/1wjvr1FnF
I'm petitioning Roy Hodgson to move Joe Hart to the Hilton, then he could at least guarantee us some clean sheets #worldcup
5 days into a #WorldCup and I've only watched 2 matches live! Damn you international dateline, and my need for snooze!
RiP #CaseyKasem I'm remembering Americas Top Ten when there only one channel showed TV 24hrs, The Night-time on ITV, boy I'm feeling old now
England may have lost, but I've survived longer than this young chap! pic.twitter.com/hcNklE1mgD
Early start, in taxi flying to the imperial hotel to watch #England inevitably draw with #Italy my 1st #worldcup since moving to #australia
Trying to get some #Worldcup fever going, despite the 12hr time difference.. I've let #twitter change my profile, I feel no difference yet!
In #london ? Need something to do? Here's the best lineup of comedy on the planet, all for charity! thebloomsbury.com/event/run/0780
It's 12 degrees & Im freezing! My masculinity has gone, but can't think of a better excuse to head down to the Shiraz 4 a Vindaloo warm up!
The waggon wheel was top notch, so here's the bakery that delivered it into my mouth! pic.twitter.com/tmFOD2TZ1l
Home made wagon wheel anyone??? I couldn't help but buy it, now I've got to work out how to eat it.. pic.twitter.com/Fw3KyuOST0
Fun computer corporate last night in St Kilda, rang my mate for a swift pint, bumped into another mate in the bar, quick pint went long! :-)
Tonight I'll mainly be entertaining an Audio company in St Kilda, geeky comedy requested.. can I deliver? 011110010110010101110011 of course
Why all the online obsession with naughty schoolgirls?? Surely well behaved, studious types are more productive for society in general..
Beginning to do my #WorldCup preparations- job1 where to watch the darn thing in #melbourne surely some atmos can be discovered somewhere!
In my daily visual stroll thru the news, I still have a chuckle at #garfield & #calvinandhobbes & still I wonder- do #FredBasset fans exist?
I have spent today picking my nose & examining the contents with excitement & wonder, though melancholy & respect are winning #RIPRikMayall
It's #TonyAwards time, Bennett, Danza & Curtis must be up there, it's a shame my childhood fave never gets a look-in marktoney.co.uk
This is one of the last calls for Zombie badges- get your address to me by tomorrow and they'll be enveloped and... fb.me/37iE87PHf
It's taken me nearly 34yrs, but I've only just discovered that #PacMan made a cameo appearance in Tron! youtube.com/watch?v=AgNIzX…
"Dadada dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh dada" officially my favourite lyric from 1988 - can you name the song?? #quiz
China's claiming Vietnam's seas based on a 1974 school book, I'd love to see more territorial disputes based on #StigOfTheDump or #SuperGran
I've a beer belly, directly caused by my over consumption of beer, my wife is yet to properly explain her baby belly. I suspect evil at work