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Dan Willis
Now #england have 100% crashed out of another tournament, I need to get twitter to unworldcup my profile, Zombies are way more consistent
#WorldCup #Australia #England Tonight, with the utmost precision, I am attempting to get into town, hang out...
I'm petitioning Roy Hodgson to move Joe Hart to the Hilton, then he could at least guarantee us some clean sheets #worldcup
5 days into a #WorldCup and I've only watched 2 matches live! Damn you international dateline, and my need for snooze!
RiP #CaseyKasem I'm remembering Americas Top Ten when there only one channel showed TV 24hrs, The Night-time on ITV, boy I'm feeling old now
England may have lost, but I've survived longer than this young chap!
Early start, in taxi flying to the imperial hotel to watch #England inevitably draw with #Italy my 1st #worldcup since moving to #australia
Trying to get some #Worldcup fever going, despite the 12hr time difference.. I've let #twitter change my profile, I feel no difference yet!
In #london ? Need something to do? Here's the best lineup of comedy on the planet, all for charity!
It's 12 degrees & Im freezing! My masculinity has gone, but can't think of a better excuse to head down to the Shiraz 4 a Vindaloo warm up!
The waggon wheel was top notch, so here's the bakery that delivered it into my mouth!
Home made wagon wheel anyone??? I couldn't help but buy it, now I've got to work out how to eat it..
Fun computer corporate last night in St Kilda, rang my mate for a swift pint, bumped into another mate in the bar, quick pint went long! :-)
Tonight I'll mainly be entertaining an Audio company in St Kilda, geeky comedy requested.. can I deliver? 011110010110010101110011 of course
Why all the online obsession with naughty schoolgirls?? Surely well behaved, studious types are more productive for society in general..
Beginning to do my #WorldCup preparations- job1 where to watch the darn thing in #melbourne surely some atmos can be discovered somewhere!
In my daily visual stroll thru the news, I still have a chuckle at #garfield & #calvinandhobbes & still I wonder- do #FredBasset fans exist?
I have spent today picking my nose & examining the contents with excitement & wonder, though melancholy & respect are winning #RIPRikMayall
It's #TonyAwards time, Bennett, Danza & Curtis must be up there, it's a shame my childhood fave never gets a look-in
This is one of the last calls for Zombie badges- get your address to me by tomorrow and they'll be enveloped and...
It's taken me nearly 34yrs, but I've only just discovered that #PacMan made a cameo appearance in Tron!…
"Dadada dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh dada" officially my favourite lyric from 1988 - can you name the song?? #quiz
China's claiming Vietnam's seas based on a 1974 school book, I'd love to see more territorial disputes based on #StigOfTheDump or #SuperGran
I've a beer belly, directly caused by my over consumption of beer, my wife is yet to properly explain her baby belly. I suspect evil at work