You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, and you flirt like first loves, so obviously it's meant to be.
Don't ever think you're nothing. Somewhere along the line, there's someone who truly thinks you're everything.
Life is about moving on, accepting changes and looking forward to what makes you stronger and more complete.
To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it.
Danny do you still use this account? :)
MONEY TIP: Be a bum for Xmas, you'll get more money handed to you. People are more giving on Xmas, vs being a bum on a normal day.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving on.
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Wishing is not enough; we must do.
Funny how all these teen girls are 'in a relationship' on Facebook. Must be legit! Be sure to change your status to 'married' next month!
Don't get attached to someone so fast, because attachments lead to expectations, and expectations lead to disappointments.
I will respect you 10x more if you say what you have to say to me to my face rather than to someone else.
Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.
What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli.
We had Social Networks when we were kids too, it was called "outside" and using your "imagination".
Jesus is our savior, not a curse word.
Ever seen a married couple that's been together for over 30 years? That could be you. Treat your spouse right. Never lie. Be open, & honest.
If she brings out the best in you, you probably should keep her.
Hey DUDES, text her a sweet paragraph while she's sleeping, so in the morning she will wake up with a smile on her face.
No, she's not perfect. She's a human & she's flawed. But she's perfect to me & she's perfect for me.. And that's all that matters.
Zebras are horses who escaped from jail.
My friend Mandy Jiroux is on Jay Leno tonight! Got my DVR set! Go get'em girl! @MandyJiroux #MJX #WoopWoop
81% of people who text, never check their spelling or grammar. 81% of people who tweet, check their spelling and grammar before tweeting.
Drinking cold water on an empty stomach will increase your metabolism by about 30%.
96% of Twitter users have less than 500 followers.
'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards is: 'Dammit I'm mad'.
If you search askew in Google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. Don't believe me?
Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, and then write "SAVE TREES" on them. Think about it.
If you drink alcohol too much, you're an alcoholic. What about if you drink Fanta too much? Are you Fantastic?
Talk to god when you pray. Don't pray to get more things. He's not Santa Clause, he's God.
Every girl deserves a guy that can make her forget her heart was ever broken.
Everyone makes mistakes, don't act like you're better than someone else.
Congrats if you're between the ages of 12-32, for being the first generation to grow up online.
I don't care how we met, I'm just happy we did.
A good boyfriend or husband: knows you, trusts you, loves you, respects you, honors you, supports you, wants you, appreciates you.
Imagine if Police had giant police spiders, instead of police dogs. There would be no crime.
did a kissing booth for charity, we could end world hunger.
A real husband doesn't keep secrets from his wife. You're in a marriage to grow closer and closer together, not to hide things & ruin trust.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate "Pringles" for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can.
My mind was blown when I realized that the word 'bed' looks like a bed.
She texted me: "Your adorable." I replied: "No. YOU'RE adorable." Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo.
Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?
Real maturity is when a person hurts you, and you try to understand their situation and don't hurt them back.
It takes a good fall to know where you stand.
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn some of the best days of your life.
I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.
Don't take people for granted. No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually.
Do you ever wonder how many people's dreams you've been in?
If you want her, show her. If you need her, tell her. If you have her, show her off. If she's worth it, fight for her.
Reading twitter in the morning like it's the daily paper.