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Dan Howell
youtube radio bbc artists 1,364,373 followers
dan and phil are on the radio! watch it here: any particular songs you want us to play tonight HMM?
but i s2g if i don't get 'Hooked on a Feeling' out of my head soon i'm going to lobotomise myself
Guardian's of the Galaxy was REALLY GOOD btw i never thought i could get so emotionally attached to a raccoon and a tree (i ship it)
@danisnotonfire Dan! Thanks for donating to the Save The Children campaign! (Going through the list now) :P
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a bakery was giving out free cookies which i already thought was a good start to the day but then i just saw a DOG SNEEZE. whatever next??/
tw: other people's happiness
business is scary i don't know anything about it can't i just perform in return for an agreed amount of food and shiny gifts
@danisnotonfire a phil poster would obviously sell too many copies so they decided to save the trees
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why is this a thing also what's with my sassy smile where did they get that photo
hahah WHAT THE FUCK apparently i am now 'giant poster' material in teen magazines
if you missed the last radio show it was a good one!… why not listen as you commute or stop yourself being productive
i am live on camera! you have my undivided attention or at least until i find something on the desk to hold awkwardly
i am gone do a live show in 10 mins! lurk about if you feel you need some hot waffle in your life
do you ever think how weird cereal is like we spoon little chunks of sugary wheat into our mouths from a bowl of cow's nipple juice
dan and phil super professional presenters totally ready to host an event with 3000 people 😬
it's hard to forget sometimes that there's more to the universe than young girls being fans of cute boys but it's actually pretty big
i've been listening to a youtube playlist of elevator music while browsing for two hours and i feel a bit weird
oh my god i just went into a bank to use an atm and said 'thank you' out loud when i took the money everyone looked at me
life changing… i've been crying for 5 minutes
having one of those days where i feel like my head's filled with fog and everything's like huh 😑💭❓
i have a particularly strange existence
'boyhood' was great i give it a strong existential crisis/10