let's do a live show on thursday when we can have some quality time together! (and a new danisnotonfire video to talk about! Haha)
i'm having pizza with an old school friend i haven't seen in 8 years! so far more nice catch-up than surfacing horrifying repressed memories
i shit you not that is one of the most bizarre and random things i have ever experienced and coming from me that's saying something
a man in a banana suit just leaned through the window of my taxi and said 'CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN I HAVE A HEADACHE' then walked away
is this what the 60's was like
i just zoned out while signing some posters and realised i spent 30 minutes staring at a pencil pot .. man these sharpie fumes are trippy
it is time for THE DAN & PHIL SHOW!! watch it here right now: bbc.co.uk/radio1
(wow) (much camera) (very live) (such interact)
well here we are. the time has come. i made a promise. and here is @Sprinkleofglitr
waxing my legs: youtube.com/watch?v=UUxTCe…
ENJOY MY PAIN
EXCITING NEWS!! :D UK based Dan and Phil online shop coming next week! (featuring new signed posters!) ✩★
i feel cold and peeps are all like 'dan its winter why arent you wearing socks' but they can't tell me what to do i'm a free man
i dreamt finnick threw a sugar cube at me and i was like wtf and walked away. i imagine for most people that scenario would end in wild sex
btw i saw Catching Fire and it was amazing and exciting and a great adaption of the book and yes i want to marry everyone in it 👩👱 💨🌊🙉🐦⚡️
i think i've muted everyone i'm friends with on facebook so by this point i'm literally only using it for casual stalking
in 30 minutes i'll be doing a live show hanging out with you guys on camera! make sure you're a 'fan' to join in: younow.com/danisnotonfire1
every conversation i have with a functional adult is just a desperate struggle to not look insane or say anything awkward until it's over
i just saw the cutest dog being walked and it looked so happy with its life aw i want to be a dog
so for those aurgasms (or eyegasms for people in the u.k? .. i'll stop this joke) just go here for the show! woo bbc.co.uk/radio1
it seems someone stood on the internet cable at the bbc and the radio show stream is only u.k tonight! sorry! we'll make sure its aurgasmic.
maybe 'Danye' .. or 'Irony' if it's a girl #phanbabynames
i check twitter while eating a sandwich and #phanbabynames
is the no.1 uk trending topic. i s2g guys. (i'd go with Chester-Wolf Howelester)
PHIL IS NOT ON FIRE 5 IS HERE!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=tijBMY…
Plz retweet if you missed the whiskers!
Phil is not on fire 5 IS BEING UPLOADED RIGHT NOW
across the world noses twitch with anticipation. a hint of sharpie fumes fills the air as it whistles 'cat whiskers..' what could this mean?
we all dream about living in fantasy universes before remembering they're filled with violence and death and we're sat reading in our pj's.
i'm re-reading The Hunger Games in anticipation for Catching Fire and trying not to ruin my life by falling into a fictional universe again
i would tweet more about the things i'm doing day to day but it's mostly watching anime in bed and eating i am sorry
there will be no live show this evening as me and phil are working on 'phil is not on fire 5' but it's okay as that's much more exciting woo
i bought a black tshirt. HOW EXCITING! pic.twitter.com/VrhV1EuQGw
everyone's asking me to take a photo wearing a hat but i do not negotiate with terrorists.
ive spent 40 minutes in a shop looking at hats and i dont know why because i wont try any on as im not a hat person (i look stupid in hats.)
bahah that was a very fun show. thanks to everyone that watched! im now going home to watch american horror story + eat my weight in popcorn
tonights Dan & Phil radio show begins RIGHT NOW!! click here to watch it live: bbc.co.uk/radio1
(∩^-^)⊃ get involved everyone! ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
i'm so scared of my demons, UH
i go to sleep with a nightlight. UH
can't they just build a full robot suit you climb into and turn on then it automatically does exercise for you
ahh i'm at the Harry Potter Studios christmas tour and literally every set, wand and creature model is making me tear up with nostalgia!
damn im really enjoying the new season of The Walking Dead! all the characters are kicking so much butt im like GO CAROL GO HERSHEL GO CARL
u wanna fight me? no i thought not because i have 6 level 100 pokémon and i will win
i may not have socialised with other humans in two weeks but i now have 6 level 100 pokémon so who's the real winner here
you know when it's cold and your coat doesn't adequately cover your back and cold air gets in? that is butt-draft. nobody like butt-draft.
come hang out with me live on camera! younow.com/danisnotonfire…
i found a pot of one direction sherbert so things are gonna be CRAY-Z
you there! in 15 minutes i will be hanging out live on webcam. it is intimiate and sexual. make sure you're a 'fan'! younow.com/Danisnotonfire1
in all seriousness i was scared to upload a video with so many MONSTROUS images of me but its far too late it is on the internet forever now
who has yet to have their life changed/destroyed by mine and @AmazingPhil
's new video?youtube.com/watch?v=ca-qF8…
pls share if you enjoyed it :D
people always talk about unattainably beautiful celebrities, but what about unattainably cool/intelligent?! i find that much more depressing
let's all just live vicariously through popstars with sassy twitter accounts
you there! exciting news! i have uploaded a NEW VIDEO youtube.com/watch?v=ca-qF8…
~The Photo Booth Challenge~
warning: my new video may cause you to literally die from either laughing or more likely sheer terror.
prepare yourselves for this.. here is my new video: Dan + Phil take on THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE youtube.com/watch?v=ca-qF8…
pls RT everyone! :D
dan & phil radio show this evening AND then (later) a megalol new video! can you even handle the excitement??!?!! probably👦