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daniel tosh
comedian comedy 10,030,760 followers
congrats fellas, we made it! no more faking interest in endless conversations, no more dumb weekend plans. football is back!
charity show in flagstaff, new show in hawaii, reno, and tahoe. all on sale today with password “tosh”
we have enough to project the results. only 91% of you would choose to make your mom quiver with delight. #wouldyourather
good night. be sure to tweet me your answers. #wouldyourather
special thanks to @baracksdubs for getting president barack obama to record our warning this season. let the tweeting commence!
i hope tonight’s web redemption will answer all the questions you had about this “wholesome” family. see you in 30!
sick of watching ice bucket challenge videos? a new season of #tosh starts in one hour.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R _ _ is the new wardrobe starting tonight! #tosh
hang in there, gays. only one more generation has to die before no one gives a shit. minorities, you’re going to have to wait a bit longer.
usc football player injured rescuing manti teo’s girlfriend from drowning...more to come.
couldn’t be more pumped about making a brief cameo on the season premiere of #tosh!! see you in 6 hours!
wow, just found out tosh.0 won the emmy for “funniest comedy show that people actually watch.” #blessed #sofuckingblessed #tosh
i would be interested in trying to make love to nicki minaj.
thank you to the trillions of people that kept #bringbacktosh trending for the last 9 weeks. it worked! all new sodes start next tuesday.
Katt Williams Day! HBO.
if you love stand up comedy but don't want to watch me, go see my buddy @NickSwardson on his new tour.
sorry to hear about your suspension, @LeBatardShow. DM me your salary and i will happily cover your lost wages. #comicsans
congrats to andrew wiggins on winning the real lottery... not having to live in cleveland.
took my first pilates class!! not as hard as you girls say, but then again is anything? HA! #pregnancyiseasytoo
If you wanna look like a loser wear that bathing suit if you wanna look like a GOD wear @stringfling if you don't.... FUCK YOU
i blame chalmers!!!!!!!!!
#BETAwards got the king of comedy @chrisrock to host, and i couldn't be happier! black people, may i please watch your channel tonight?
congrats to apple on finding a way to call women fat without all those (chicken) fat bloggers losing their minds.
turns out the brit who coached my under 13 soccer team didn't believe in my comedic potential. #toshhistory
hopefully the usa does better in soccer than they did in basketball tonight.