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daniel tosh
comedian comedy 9,893,903 followers
thank you to the trillions of people that kept #bringbacktosh trending for the last 9 weeks. it worked! all new sodes start next tuesday.
Katt Williams Day! HBO.
if you love stand up comedy but don't want to watch me, go see my buddy @NickSwardson on his new tour. bit.ly/1rlmfjx
sorry to hear about your suspension, @LeBatardShow. DM me your salary and i will happily cover your lost wages. #comicsans
congrats to andrew wiggins on winning the real lottery... not having to live in cleveland.
took my first pilates class!! not as hard as you girls say, but then again is anything? HA! #pregnancyiseasytoo
If you wanna look like a loser wear that bathing suit if you wanna look like a GOD wear @stringfling if you don't.... FUCK YOU
i blame chalmers!!!!!!!!!
#BETAwards got the king of comedy @chrisrock to host, and i couldn't be happier! black people, may i please watch your channel tonight?
congrats to apple on finding a way to call women fat without all those (chicken) fat bloggers losing their minds.
turns out the brit who coached my under 13 soccer team didn't believe in my comedic potential. #toshhistory pic.twitter.com/l1NQTxeEYI
hopefully the usa does better in soccer than they did in basketball tonight.
.@carlyhallam is john cusack in there?
please NO ONE give any money to @ToddGlass. take it from someone who has sooo much money, todd, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Comedian @ToddGlass hits the streets w/ some historical facts to see if things were really better back in the day: ow.ly/3ljMXz
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john legend wrote the romantic song 'all of me' for his love. i just wrote a new joke for mine, 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE TOUCHING ME?!'
durant is tired of finishing 2nd. congrats, you finished tied for 3rd. #babysteps
THE miami heat vs. the all world ymca team, part 2. proving again the nba is not fixed.
don't get too down, pacers fans. you still have game 7 on your home court!!!!
lock up the miami hookers!!! countdown to stephenson arrest. 3 2 1...
i love you all. do not come looking for me.
who wants to be part of my framily? etslay eettway innay evensay inutesmay #oshtay
watch the midseason finale of #tosh tonight and get a much needed 30 minute break from hollywood’s liberal agenda.
spoiler alert: the #seasonofbrad finale is tonight! mwahahahaha! #tosh pic.twitter.com/u5fy94WRU4