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daniel tosh
comedian comedy 9,549,502 followers
i blame chalmers!!!!!!!!!
#BETAwards got the king of comedy @chrisrock to host, and i couldn't be happier! black people, may i please watch your channel tonight?
congrats to apple on finding a way to call women fat without all those (chicken) fat bloggers losing their minds.
turns out the brit who coached my under 13 soccer team didn't believe in my comedic potential. #toshhistory
hopefully the usa does better in soccer than they did in basketball tonight.
.@carlyhallam is john cusack in there?
please NO ONE give any money to @ToddGlass. take it from someone who has sooo much money, todd, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Comedian @ToddGlass hits the streets w/ some historical facts to see if things were really better back in the day:
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john legend wrote the romantic song 'all of me' for his love. i just wrote a new joke for mine, 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE TOUCHING ME?!'
durant is tired of finishing 2nd. congrats, you finished tied for 3rd. #babysteps
THE miami heat vs. the all world ymca team, part 2. proving again the nba is not fixed.
don't get too down, pacers fans. you still have game 7 on your home court!!!!
lock up the miami hookers!!! countdown to stephenson arrest. 3 2 1...
i love you all. do not come looking for me.
who wants to be part of my framily? etslay eettway innay evensay inutesmay #oshtay
watch the midseason finale of #tosh tonight and get a much needed 30 minute break from hollywood’s liberal agenda.
spoiler alert: the #seasonofbrad finale is tonight! mwahahahaha! #tosh
phew! got back from kim & kanye’s wedding just in time for tonight’s #tosh finale. #sobeautiful #blessed
only 1 more episode left in the season of brad! if you didn’t get enough of tonight’s viewer video, here:
speaking of latin, if the pope ever gets around to selling his place, does he count that entire city in the square footage? let’s tweet.
i feel fine but i’m gonna go ahead and use my dying wish anyway. everyone please watch my show in 27 minutes. new #tosh
big news!!! @danieltosh will be on the next 2 episodes of tosh.0. see you tonight.
the best louies in comedy list is out. congrats to: louie anderson, louis ck, julia louis-dreyfus, crab louie, east st. louis, louis vuitton
i spent the entire weekend with the legendary @domirrera pondering the magnificence of @AndyKindler.