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Daniel Tosh
this is my single friend jocelyn who is looking for a special someone to taste her sweet pie. serious inquiries only.
electric bike ride with the babies in my beloved boston.
good thing we had our bikini bodies ready for nantucket.
time to play “does my dog have rigor mortis or just good posture?”
chris kaman is one of the few people who would look less scary with his head on upside down.
i never break eye contact with my babies while they poop.
it's the cuddling afterwards that i find so disturbing. #getadoghousealready
i met the love of my life. now let’s just hope she doesn’t give me aids.
you guys really dropped the #beefqueef ball. we only made it the 2nd most important thing in the world today.
congrats dummies. you made #beefbaby number 1. we changed the world.




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