Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Daniel Tosh
remember, only assholes dress their dogs up for halloween.
couldve been a little more subtle miami, but thx for winning my bet #forandy. now quit f'ing around in the 2nd half!
in what world would a woman be able to keep her job on tv if she got as huge and old as verne lundquist?
for those of you who aren’t as familiar with selena’s body of work as i am, this version might be more enjoyable:
why? because i know every word to the @selenagomez song ‘good for you’ and i have lots of money.
before tonight’s new #tosh, get to know the one vegan i don’t mind spending time with.
friendly reminder: new episode of #tosh in 25 minutes with this urban legend.
out of respect, i have decided i will not at this time. welven da great has agreed to fill in…
just finishing up some light summer reading. full book report on tomorrow’s season premiere. #tosh
i've performed at thousands of colleges and not a g.d. one was "pc" AND I'M IN THE HALL! @AndyKindler was very proud.
this is my single friend jocelyn who is looking for a special someone to taste her sweet pie. serious inquiries only.
electric bike ride with the babies in my beloved boston.
good thing we had our bikini bodies ready for nantucket.
time to play “does my dog have rigor mortis or just good posture?”
chris kaman is one of the few people who would look less scary with his head on upside down.
i never break eye contact with my babies while they poop.
it's the cuddling afterwards that i find so disturbing. #getadoghousealready

Twitter Sign-in
We are going to send you to Twitter to authorize twiends.
Please note that we never tweet or follow people without your permission.