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daniel tosh
comedian comedy 9,361,263 followers
we did it guys. thanks for watching. only 19 more episodes this season!
tonight i will be live tweeting from iceland, which you may know has the highest number of book stores per capita in the world
do your part while watching tonight’s earth day episode of #tosh and shut off the water main to your house and/or apartment complex! 34 min!
congrats to my wife who just left for london for a two week run as the principal guest artist at the royal ballet. #proud #blessed
it’s tuesday. you know what that means - underage pool party at my house! reminder no white suits. the pool will be filled with sangria!
congrats indy, on getting the one seed.
don't retweet or favorite this tweet if you loved tonight's show. see you next week.
tonight’s warning will be read in arabic. notice that it takes twice as long, which might explain why they’re so hostile.
i think it’s only fair that episcopalians should get to control the social media. new #tosh in 33 min. #happypassover
guys, this is no way to treat a silver status preferred member! RT @USAirways: @danieltosh Last one, we promise. ;)
whoever’s in charge over there should be fired. RT @USAirways: @danieltosh We want to smell your finger. #tosh
ha! RT @USAirways: @danieltosh Hope you make it home to live tweet tonight’s new #tosh. Looks like a tough day.
only had the privilege of working with John Winkler for a short while. we extend our heartfelt sympathy to his family and friends.
#tbt not much has changed, one is still short and the other still has no Oscar award.
goodnight asswholes! #asswhole
where is portugal anyway? is it in spain? is it near mexico? no one knows. #tosh now!
now that baseball has officially started, only six more months until baseball actually gets started. new #tosh in 26 min!
all unwatched portions of tonight's new #tosh will be fed to the homeless. 27 min!
just ate mexican so i might not make it the whole episode tonight. new #tosh in 28 min!
mcdonalds could not pay me enough to attend coachella. see you 29 min #tosh
it was your graceful foxtrot that gave us the strength to keep on living @DrewFromTV (winky face)
if you’re like me and only watch one tosh.0 a year, tonight is it. meet dan songer. enjoy going down this rabbit hole
i have decided to parlay my perfect bracket with the goonies sequel winning best picture. #zillionaire
can't we just pay the chinese an extra nickel or something to write "made in the usa" on everything?!
good night and i'll send you all publishing royalties if you contributed to #thebaldingpelican