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Daniel Gruchy
99,571 followers
So it seems I'm on my 1000th tweet, I'd better think of something good to write for it
Sandor Clegane is such a #Lad what a badass #GoT
Just been invited to attend the @RTXevent #SeeYouThere
Someones comment on the mousetrap video: "Why didn't you just wear some protecting gloves or something??" #DontNobodyWantToSeeThat
@DanielGruchy buttons ups are the worst! Especially on a night out! Nobodies got time for that.
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What is up with button flys, so much more effort to go for a piss #Unnecessary
@DanielGruchy use an entire tube of Chapstick without losing it
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Remember when you could only have 60 pictures in a Facebook album? #OldSkool
@DanielGruchy Try to dunk a whole Rich Tea biscuit in a cup of tea. Intact.
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Put forward your suggestions for some #DanTheMan challenges. Best ones will get 10x #DanTheMan points. Deal?
Can't even go for a walk in the woods in the US thanks to poison ivy, at least all we have in the UK are stinging nettles. And butterflies.
OOOOH holy crap, look! Theres a new #SlowMoGuys video on @YouTube, shit be crazy. youtube.com/watch?v=tO7LIR… watch it & ill give you an E-hi-5
Just watched never mind the buzzcocks, never knew @britneyspears was such a moron. Not a fan of @professorgreen, @LeeMack is funny though
My header is a negative picture of the "exploding paint" video by the #slomoguys check out their videos,they are amazing.
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On this dumb cancer awareness thing, it's amazing how many girls look better/as good without makeup. But sometimes; pic.twitter.com/3dVqsamX0O
Best line I've heard in any movies recently..."You've come a long way to stroke your cock, while you watch real men train." #Contemptuous
Saw the new 300 film recently, Thermistokles is double hard, but is he as hard as Leonidas?