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.@Sandran21 said: "Met @DaneCook 7 years ago, ha! timehop.com/c/fup:10108699… pic.twitter.com/HkxEUPLnRc” - let's get a new pic every 7 years.
@TheCrusher007: @DaneCook one hell of a tour indeed. pic.twitter.com/iKpLi9perV” - ha. He opened for me.
Sometimes on stage I can bend space and time. #FunHolidayFact #FHF
One of the most successful comedy tours of all time. I wonder if I could top it. #hmmmmm
#DontDenyJustComply
Got inspired to do all my Thanksgiving food shopping last night at 2:30 am. Needless to say the store was empty. Best idea ever except for the part where I got home exhausted and had to haul a 17 pound turkey into the house.
I love November weather.
The mirror was cracked. The guy is already shattered into a million pieces. * This dramatic moment is brought to you by boredom.
This quote is for anyone you think needs it. I have no time for people that complain about other but do nothing to improve themselves.
Limited seats left Calgary! Let's pack these shows before the holiday. All new material and some surprises. TIX & INFO : OwenHartFoundation.org
I have friends that do porn. These are some of the texts we text when we are texting. #PornText #NSFW #SexIsBadForYouStayInSchool
Fun show last night at @ImprovComedyLA w/ my bud @DaneCook. One of us is intimidating, the other is pretending to be pic.twitter.com/iTGFfgjzC1
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If you have not watched any of Jeff Richards videos you are missing out on the weirdest shit online. Go check him out.
Waiting to go onstage. No idea what my arm is doing. @johncampanelli1 takes crappy pix.
Emma you should probably delete Tinder and go buy a coloring book.
#HappySaturdayNight
I took this pic with my pop a couple of years before he passed away. He came on the road with me for a few road dates and got to see comedy life. The free chicken wings, shitty green rooms, knowing what airports suck after 9pm, the way weather hates comedians and of course the girls. He enjoyed that
Headed to work.
You asked. I answered. Here's the full body shot from that shoot.
Well that took a turn for divorce town with lightning speed. Thanks @DaneCook for ruining my marriage 😂😂pic.twitter.com/kSvL1d8CcbCcb
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