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Dane Cook
comedian comedy live music 3,043,886 followers
This is just incredible. Jeff Bauman: Thank you Boston! bostonherald.com/node/1064177496 via @bostonherald #BostonStrong
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30 minutes of #AskDane starting now. *please include the hashtag #AskDane or #AskDane
I wonder if Superman ever has to shit.
I have not been sexually active since noon.
#Bloodmoon sounds like an unreleased AC/DC album.
From my balls down.
Huge loss for the comedy world. @OttoAndGeorge - Truly funny.
7 years ago today my pops passed away. George Cook was so old school that he actually saw it being built. He drank, smoked and cursed. He liked to spit out the window on car trips. He knew everything about sports and the opposite about women. And he could make you scared of not bringing a light jack
You know you over pray when you hear a booming voice from the sky say, "NO."
I feel you outside of me.
There are a lot of sluts online today.
Something about the sound of distant sirens makes me feel like I'm home.
Okay. Since all other theories are garbage. That missing plane? Maybe it flew straight up and is orbiting? Might as well check it out.
#Coachella Is insane!
Your feelings are important. To you.
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My show at the Laugh Factory Hollywood 10 show is filling up fast. Come have times that are a nice.
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#NoRestForTheWicked #NotEvenOnSaturdays
My fellow Boston pal .@ChrisEvans friggin' killed it in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. A political thriller with superheroes. #seeit
Nothing described as "mid-air" ever has a positive conclusion.
My foreplay is so advanced and well executed that I'm actually doing it to you right now.