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Dane Cook
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@DaneCook just un-followed you finally. Least funny obnoxious over-rated "comedian" I have ever read. Go kill yourself
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There is nothing cuter than a girl getting her period while she’s in a tickle fight.
You know you’re drunk when you shit pants you’re not even wearing.
"I'm writing this quote and quoting myself right now." - Dane Cook
I just did a cannonball into my shower.
Anyone know a good courtroom sketch artist? I'm looking to commission a drab watercolor side profile photo of myself.
I don't know many things definitively but I do know when the trades describes a network president they call'em a "honcho."
Next time you go to Vegas ask for a room, "overlooking its imminent destructions." They'll give you a great rate.
I'm trying to get to you all...
I'm taking questions for 20 minutes starting now here or on snapchat (username: MyNameGoesHere. Use # AskDane
I had a life changing moment tonight and wouldn't you know I had a life changing back moment just minutes later.
.@Beyonce nods "yes" with a baseball hat on better than anyone.
Advanced screenings are the best. Guess what movie I'm seeing?
Watching Unsealed on Netflix. All true.
RT @morrisglobe: Dane Cook @DaneCook on travel, Teen Wolf, and this spinning blue ball of fear…
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Highly recommend #PlanesFireAndRescue. Awesome cast, great storyline, excellent graphics, & fantastic soundtrack! @DisneyPictures @DaneCook
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Can I just say that #PlanesFireAndRescue blows the first movie out of the water. Well done, gang. @DaneCook
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Hollywood Blvd at night is like Arkham Asylum minus the guards.
See #PlanesFireAndRescue this weekend everyone! It's getting such great feedback. Really proud of my team and all their hard work. The movie is a blast!
Did you miss @chelsealately and I wearing the same outfit? My interview here:…
@DaneCook Just seen planes fire and rescue! It was awesome! Is there another one in the future? #PlanesFireAndRescue #DustyCrophopper
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Greatest interview ever. @NikkiNovak interviewed the ever-hilarious @DaneCook in studio /check it out! #troublemaker
Great write up in the @latimes for our film. 'Planes: Fire & Rescue' soars amid blazing-hot visuals