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I'm coming up with a new theme song for Game of Thrones. Anyone wanna jam on this today? I just need The Eagles, a drummer from Guitar Center, a high school band, a state fair face painter and some more lessons.
You asked. I answered.
This is the advice I will give to my class that I will teach at Harvard.
Another one of my little nuggets of wisdom.
#Patriots #Football
At work last night.
"Substance Over Style" #PaperByFiftyThree #FavDrawingApp
These are the kinds of text you get when you're friends with porn stars.
Grohl opted to come play out in the crowd with us. This is insane!!!!! #FooFighters #Roxy #Wow
#HappeningRightNow #FooFightersKillingTheRoxyInLA
That last pic I posted is like these two together. Huh? Quik.. I snorted it.
#tbf #3PeopleYouNeverSeeTogetherEdition
How do you know diet and exercise are working? When you go jean shopping at Diesel and every single pair fits. #XmasCameEarlyForDC
#tbt #problemchildedition I'm wearing a ring. I'm playing rock, paper, scissors by myself. My hair is glorious like the back of a young Irish Setter.
I love my Paper by FiftyThree app for sketches. I'm calling this: "Fire & Silence."
#tbt #punkassedition Just an 18 year old delinquent rocking out on his Casio SK1 keyboard in his sick acid wash jeans and high tops. #tanktopsforever
#tbt #wtfedition I guess when I was a little boy I worked on the Island of Doctor Moreau with my grandfather. His creepy looking laugh with my bizarre clothing makes this my all time strangest pic. What am I standing on? Am I levitating?