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I love Irish folks lol they make working in a bar a little less painful πŸ˜„
When people who use android see u using an iPhone they gonna transform into a lawyer and give u speeches & evidence on why androids better
I been watching so much anime lately I got confused when I saw Japanese people talking earlier and there wasn't any subtitles
@KidDooley is just toooo much for me to handle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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When u sending a risky text u be concentrating and proof reading that shit more than u would an essay on a final exam
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@KidDooleyDooley: 2014 been the year of the hoe I'll try for true love again in 2015”
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Plot twist: girl who got "taken" in her bio actually been kidnapped
A girl who worships Kim K the same kinda girl who gonna cheat on u with a dude who drive a Bugatti cuz she don't wanna catch the bus with u
To me it just ultimate disrespect when a girl posting hoe pics on IG when she with someone, is the attention ya man giving u not enough?
For girls being in a relationship means flowers and romance. For us dudes it means so many booty pics u don't even need to save em no more
Looks don't matter to me no more, unless a girl got big feet. Can't stand girls with big feet, jog on back to Mordor Samwise Gamgee
when a girl fall in love with u for real the only thing she gonna expect u to spend on her is time, materialistic shit don't matter no more
Females find it unattractive when a dude act like a lil bitch but when we say we want a woman who don't act like a man suddenly we sexist
Those dudes who obsess over FIFA are borderline gay, his girl could be half naked on the bed and he just wanna play with balls all night
They play shit music in the gym, the other day they started playing drake I didnt know if the drops of water on my vest were tears or sweat
u ever so desperate for someone to text back u text em the same message 3 times and then blame ya service provider
When a girl tell u "I never done this before" she about to suck ya dick harder than Kirbys special move in super smash bros
Any girl who got an instagram page dedicated to her cat the kinda girl who could be her single her whole life she not gonna give one fuck
Nothing calms ya pressure more than ya girl texting u on Friday that she exhausted from work and going to bed at 10PM
There no denying Kim Kardashian is amazingly gorgeous, but she also amazingly shit at being a mother and a role model
β€œ@nadiamargarett: I get along with guys so much better than I do with girls πŸ˜…β€ Well no duh they being nice cuz they wanna fuck u
Youtube comments be funnier than a lot of the repetitive shit I see on Twitter these days
2014 been the year of the hoe I'll try for true love again in 2015
U gonna meet a lot of fake and temporary people after high school ends, nobody can ever replace ya childhood friends
When a girl text u first and then suddenly don't reply the man she really wanted just texted her back she was just killing time with u
9 abortions? Shorty done killed a whole game of freeze tag.
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Big lips are ok but nowadays all u bitches getting ya lips filled just look like that puffer fish from finding nemo
Girls say they love a man in a suit but when he take it off and got the body of a 12 year old who ain't hit puberty will u love him then
If ya girl boring just favourite pics of fat chicks for her to find so she learn that looks aint everything so she work on that personality
It almost the end of the year and u got nothing to show for it except now u got more stamina to keep chasing that same person who dont care
Fear of looking stupid again is the reason why a lot of people will like someone but never chase after them enough to let em know
I dunno what more annoying, the fireworks or my dog going insane and barking at them
When a girl wearing one of those choker necklaces around her neck just know she up for that freaky shit
Love it when @KidDooley comes online πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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no man really ask girls nowadays if she wanna dance in the clubs, he swoop in on her booty like batman and hope she dont stop shaking it
@KidDooley funniest tweet in a while bro πŸ˜‚
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I'm still crying with laughter at your "wireless card" story today!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@KidDooleyley
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β€œ@KidDooley: Hope my ex dress as a rabbit for Halloween so she can hop back into my life” hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Hope my ex dress as a rabbit for Halloween so she can hop back into my life
Ebola dont scare hoes, she already had chlymadia, gonnerhea, syphillis, herpes and survived em all, she fearless now
catching up on what I've been missing, on point as always πŸ‘ŒοΏ½@KidDooleyey
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when ya girl dont hear from u all weekend she already thought up a million scenarios in her head of shit u would never do but she mad anyway
Women who tweet shit like "Boys in suits 😍" are the same kinda girls who take relationship advice from the Wiz Khalifa parody page
Any dude who tell me shit like swag is for boys class is for men is the same kinda dude who get sucked off by the trash cans outside a club
Once a person fuck me over u out my life forever, the fuck I look like letting u make me look stupid more than once?
When a hoe fight a good girl the good girl gon win, good girls have lots of suppressed anger and sexual frustrations she can take out on u
Funny how the good girls on Halloween dress up like sluts and the hoes be dressing up like nuns n shit