I dont come on here anymore but RIP Chester. I still listen to the same hybrid theory album I bought when I was 12 years old. God bless you.
FOLLOW MY GAL @gracehowarthhh
HER TWITTERS BETTER THAN MINE XXXX
My gf screaming at me cuz I locked her in the bathroom, I told her why dont u ask Channing Tatum to let u out since u made him ur lockscreen
when im having a bad day i just watch this clip of big body bes harlem shaking to special delivery
get ya girl a Samsung 7 this Christmas, she start getting too many texts from other dudes shit gon blow up she gonna learn her lesson
why is it whenever I send a risky text I put da phone of the bed and watch that shit across the room like I'm scared of the phone itself
u just gotta call her from time to time and make sure she not doing anything drastic like moving on
hey guys my GF needs help trying to reach her sales target, give her a buzz if ur lookin for cheap Internet - firstname.lastname@example.org
team rocket about to be a real thing you know, people gonna get their mobiles stolen for their pokemon. Beware my fellow trainers
please don't vote leave all the kebab shops will close wtf
Mom, Dad, I did it 🙈😜T3t
drake music so good u jus sit there crying into ya bowl of Rice Krispies and u cant hear shit but da sound of ya heart goin snap crackle pop
I rather not fuck with some of u ppl, all u do is talk shit about each other & then party wit the same ppl u just finished shittin on
don't really tweet anymore but if I you have Instagram hit me up Instagram.com/lyehga
I wonder how many females gonna wake up tomorrow look at they snapchat story and think "my mom raised me better than this"
when a girl u know upload a really fire selfie and u text her I wonder if like 10 other dudes be doing the same
Girls dont eat ice cream and cry over u no more. She jus update her status on FB like "new year new dick" n go and and get white girl wasted
imagine falling in love wit someone and finding out they one of those people who say "see u next year" on new years eve and think they funny
imagine being trapped in an elevator with DJ khaled looooool he be on the phone to 911 like "they don't wanna see us rising up"
DJ Khaled remind me of those stuffed teddy bears with a button on their stomach, u click it's stomach and it be like "another hug"
I can't be talking to therapists about my problems dude I'm poor imma just cry instead cause it's free
When someone hits u that excuse "Sorry I just saw this text" it kinda tells you a lot about how unimportant u really are to them
Christmas was something magical when I was a kid, all I see nowadays is a bunch of grumpy people in line for gifts they can't really afford
Dj Khaled da only person who can upload 700 secs to a snapchat story and imma watch it. u lip syncing bitches in da car are irrelevant now
what u need is someone who cares for u like dj khaled cares for his plants
This is me 24/7, where dem boys at??🐱twitter.com/yukooza/status…
How long y'all think @thegame
got before Feminist attack for speaking this real shit? Lol
Ya girl upload a pic of herself to ur snapchat story her 10 secs of fame basically let the whole world know she has claimed u as her own now
the same people who say shit like "it's 18 Friday's till Christmas" be the same people telling everybody far and wide it's their birthday