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Let me know that u like dating assholes so I can pretend to be one before I waste my time being nice to u
u ever put so much effort into getting someone to like u that u just wish somehow they knew what u was doing jus to get their attention
Tits over ass tbh, when I hug my girl I dont want it to feel like Im hugging one of my basketball teammates like we jus won the championship
I rather date a girl with "thunder" thighs than date a girl with toothpick ass legs that make her look like Mike Wazowski in leggings
Y'all overrate booty so much, bitches with faces like they been walloped with a frying pan thinking they Beyoncé now
If you a female and u fucked over 20 dudes just give up on being wifey material, you porn star material now
A wise man with HIV once told me that sleeping with a lot of girls don't make u more of a man, it just make u more likely to get an STD
God why you gotta take someone like Robin Williams away, couldn't you take someone like Josie Cunningham
Be a man and ask a girl out to her face, she can't screenshot you and you can always deny it if she ever start talkin shit
God please let this girl like me I'll delete all the porn on my laptop and sing the loudest in church every Sunday if she does
U ever text somebody something risky and leave ya phone on the bed and watch it from a distance? Getting ready to pounce when it light up
Hoes will call u cringy for giving ya girlfriend flowers but at least I didn't get given a baby I didn't want
U get feelings for someone u start doing the most retarded shit u can't even explain around them
why would I want my girlfriend to pierce her nipples if I wanted to lick battery tops I'd go to Morrisons and buy some
Dont let anyone tell u doing nice shit for the person u like is lame, they're usually single, irrelevant and jealous of what u got
Don't treat ya girl like shit and then get mad when another dude compliment her, he's just reminding u of what ur sposed to be doing
A female telling me that a lot of men chase after her is like a dude telling me he's good at wii tennis, that's cool but I don't give a shit
U know the trust in ya relationship is for real when u let ya girl see ur dick soft and leave ya phone charging on her side of the bed
When a girl tell me something is "Peng" I already know she still uses BBM, wears Air max and probably got an STD
the year is almost over and what u done with ur life besides get drunk every friday and chase someone who don't care about u
Girls who are flatchested always be hating on girls who actually got boobs like "but she has no ass" ok no need to be jealous little boy
@KidDooley What is this, you're off the radar and then you come out with like 7 golden tweets in 20 minutes... Do you save it up?!
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Buff is such a stupid compliment, u tell me your girl is "buff" I'm gonna assume she take steroids and sound like Lloyd banks