Modi Lao... UPA bachchaao Abhyaan... :) Thank you...
If only BJP could stop Joking...
Ad outside Gynecologist : We charge less per delivery than Sreesanth... via Whatsapp joke
lol. Good fun to see the organized Congressis take the BJP trash can to the dump. Some good came of all the expense. Social service, etc.
Saala Airport Pickup ka Ac nahi chalta... Room ka door handle loose hai.. Power points are broken.. And this is their Royal Suite.. :(
Bloody Chawls have better facilities than this Radison Noida... :(
5-star ke naam pe kalank.. Radison Noida!
Landed Delhi... :) Saalo itni Garmi... Bloody Hell... Dubai has much nicer weather
Off to India for 3 days.... Delhi waalo... be ready, Awesomeness is coming to Town.. :p
Ye manzar bada dilkash hai, ye dariyaa ka kinaara hai... wo baadal bhi harjaai hai, ye patt'a bhi aawara hai...
Ae dil ke taar zara zor-e-jigar tou rakh... tu bajta tou hai magar suntaa nahi hai...
Kahin maykade mein saaki ka bharam na tuut jaaye... kabhi behke behke chaliye, kabhi dagmagaate rahiye..
Ye wo raaz hain jinhe abtak, maine kaha nahi tune suna nahi... padh ke teri aankh ke aansu, Ab yaad ki chilman bhujaa raha huu'n...
ki puraani bisaat pe, sapno ke mohre bichchaa raha huu'n... khoon-e-jigar ki syaahi se, fir ek nazm banaa raha huu'n...
Naukar kissi ke Baap ke, nahi to khair hai... Lagta hai aapko iss salary se Vair Hai... @akhtar978 @AbidZaidi1
Daftar mein aa hi jaata hoon kuchh #waqt
kaatney ! waise kisi ke baap ka naukar nahi hoon main !! #shair @dandiwakh @AbidZaidi1
koi baat aisi agar hui ke tumhare jee ko buri lagi/
to bayaan se pehle hi bhoolna tumhain yaad ho ke na yaad ho #Momin #shair @dandiwakh
Ham tou Bakri hi khate hain.. Salad tou usne khaa hi rakha hota hai.:p "@AbidZaidi1
: 'Salad' to bakri bhi khaati hai..kuch aur khaya karo.."
I asked it today morning--->"@dandiwakh
: What time BJP is annoumcing 'Disbanding of Party' ? Have they De registered it yet?"
What time BJP is annoumcing 'Disbanding of Party' ? Have they De registered it yet?
Jooth bole kava kaate :) "@SunithaNahar
: Cc @dandiwakh @GOLDCOUNCIL
: Gold jewellery in high demand. 12% increase in Q1 2013."
: While the umpire was signalling a SIX,
Sreesanth was quietly signalling a FIX
Agar Spots se kissi ka bhalaa hota hai.. To spots achche hain... #spotAds
: Suna hai rabt hai usko kharab bowling se,
So aaj ka match fix karke dekhte hain"
Joke: Ye Match Fix nahi hai...
Saala Fix hai.. is not a joke anymore...
"Kabhii out ho raha hai, kabhii six ho raha hai~Ye match dekho saara, yuhiin fix ho raha hai"
ये तो बड़ा फिक्स्ड है ....
पाञ्चजन्यं हृषीकेशः देवदत्तं धनञ्जयः पौण्ड्रं Paundra दध्मौ blew महाशङ्खं the great conch भीमकर्मा वृकोदरः Wolf-bellied/ferocious in action
जब कोई बैट या दस्ताना बदलेगा तब भी उसे शक की निगाहों से देखा जायेगा :P
Delhi Police could not digest Delhi Daredevils loss this season... Faltu mein spot Fixing ka drama kar rahe hain : Sirini Mama.. :)
Umesh Yadav dropped the catch... Kya ye fixed tha? ... LOL... go figure... IPL
HaHaHaHaHa .... More HaHaHa ... OMG ... EPIC "@OyeMaria
:How to tweet like a Sanghi gal sfy.co/s6Yn #storify
अबे बस करो श्रीसंथ श्रीसंथ .. इतना उसकी माँ ने कभी याद नहीं किया होगा .. जितना तुम लोगों ने बवाल मचा रखा है ... #Sreesanth
Chandila should be sued for fraud.Paise leta hai,theek se fixing bhi nahin karta.KAMEENA
Ek Towel ki Keemat... Can we auction that TOWEL ...
The biggest news today is not spot fixing or Sanjay Dutt.Its the fact that Delhi Police actually managed to do something right
Every thing Pointing to that Dark Hole no one wants to see... Still CYPRUS had not dumpet its 20Tonnes of GOLD yet...
Problem today with GOLD is that trading volume is very low... So there is no chance of bounce back till volumes improve...
: What is Not Fixed?”
Paisa Fenk Tamaasha Dekh!!! Tha's All what it is ....
No, please don't think like that. There is no correlation between sudden expose of Varun Gandhi & Shivraj Chauhan and them being anti-Modi.
London Bridge has collapsed for GOLD ... Gold seems to have lost its Feet... A straight Plunge from Grace...
Another Drop in Gold US$1371 ... going down...
Dear media i guessed somebody has fooled U, Sanjay Dutt is a Convict Criminal going to Jail and not some Army Chief going to War agnst Pak.
Gold broke 26000 level on Comex again today.. Trading at 25972 now.. :)
WOW... I blinked and Gold is at US$1377 ... Pundits who were predicting Gold to hold are in hidding.. Another #Feku
Either cases you will be burning your Money! "@PawanDurani
:Price of Kingfisher Airlines share is less than what a single cigarette costs "