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Casey Schoemehl
When in doubt go, with Mark Cuban. #sharktank
Zoe Saldana is so annoying.
What would @britneyspears want to do if she wasn't a pop star? Become Brangelina's nanny.
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Waiting for @MikeWiLLMadeIt and @MileyCyrus to make a song with the lyrics, "My best friend Mike Will said Oh she's just being Miley."
#MondayMuse... @RWitherspoon equal parts beauty + brains πŸ”₯ (Don't forget she's#TypeAA and that's hot)
caitlyn looks like every A-list white actress over 60.
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I seriously love Britney so much. It's stupid.
I just want @NICKIMINAJ to tell me to sit my ass down.
The pilot just announced they have no food or drink available on my flight and the trays are the size of my hand.. Stay classy @FlyFrontier
But I don't think any Britney fan is actually disputing the fact that Beyonce is the best. Lord knows I'm not but I'm afraid of the #beyhive
I like that the #BritneyArmy is cool with @Beyonce being "Queen B", but that's only 'cause we can be shady and call Brit "The Real Queen B"
What are Becky G fans called? Beckys? Cause that would make sense
RT if you agree: We need to make investing in childcare a national priorityβ€”and give childcare workers the pay and respect they deserve.
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But the queen can do as she pleases so I'll just sit here on my couch
Twitter chats give me such anxiety. Like just answer my question. πŸ’βœŒοΈ
Britney just answered a Camren stan and not me?! The shadeeeeeeee
It must be hella weird to @rihanna and @Zendaya that their names are just openly mispronounced.
Cheno's looking a little cray cray in the face, no?
And Dianna, but I don't think they are friends anymore πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
If Taylor has any respect for me, Camila will be in the Bad Blood video.
Never forget there was an entire episode of Catfish because someone called his cousin a "fat ass Kelly Price" 3 years earlier πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Why is the fake ass country accent Taylor had in the beginning of her career not talked about?
SNL stands for Unfunny White Men.
I just had a overwhelming feeling of love for my vagina. TMI but I don't care
You know what's fucked up? I hit six foot in middle school and I always had the bottom shelf in the locker. #backproblems
So Kim K doesn't really care that she was dressed like my grandma's couch at last year's MET, huh?
Also @britneyspears Please do a song with @FifthHarmony, just cause thanx
Yo! I just had a peach muffin from @panerabread (REALLY ST LOUIS BREAD CO) and there was like a whole peach slice in it!! 😍😍😍 Delicious!
I'm not a big @Zendaya fan, but like Fireflies will forever be a bop. My kids are gonna be like, "Put it up in, put it up in, the air!"
Legit, haven't felt this remotely comfortable in my skin in like 4 years. #happy
Ngl I want @NayaRivera to write that Glee tell all and spill all the tea. β˜•οΈ You know she has GREAT tea.
#FlashbackFriday to when I split my shorts in gym class and had to fake a knee injury so no one would know... #fatkidproblems
Every time @MileyCyrus posts a photo on Instagram I'm like "Who the fuck is this?" And then I realize it's Miley Cyrus and I'm like "Oh."
OMG! Happy birthday @DiannaAgron! You honestly are such an ethereal princess, I hope you have a birthday that makes you feel as such! πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ
People who are concerned that #FeministsAreUgly are probably also concerned that MLK didn't have a six-pack. Enjoy Darwinism.
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