OMG you can't even buy @realDonaldTrump
's roast on @iTunes
anymore... What a lil bitch... Oh, now you can't take the jokes? Fuck you.
Retweet and follow for a chance to get #WorkFromHome
gifted to you! #FifthHarmony @5HonTour #gift #harmonizer
I'll be #gifting
copies of #workfromhome
to a few of you who retweet this! #fifthharmony @5HonTour #harmonizer
The five sec rule exists for food, not for cigs. A smoker will drop a cig, see it roll in dog shit, pick it up, blow it off, and smoke it.
Right sexuality, wrong sex... #stillluhyatho
My market is definitely homosexual men.
If you haven't watched @FullFrontalSamB
you are missing some great shit! #gowatchit #FullFrontalWithSamanthaBee
Kesha thanks her fans after outpour of support: ''I am beyond words in gratitude'' eonli.ne/1T5wdDK
I have always been a taxi girl. Yeah, they aren't the greatest, but at least they are a little bit vetted and I feel a little less murdered.
Uber says they couldn't foresee the shootings in Kalamazoo... PRECISELY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BUSINESS MODEL.
We don't care whether you work from home, at the office or not at all. You better have $1.29 saved and ready by Friday because IT'S COMING!
Read "Why Kesha's Case Is About More Than Kesha" to find out why @lenadunham
stand w/ @KeshaRose bit.ly/1XKewsk
In Casey news: I really, really miss Jon Stewart and I'm so over Demi Lovato.
But honestly fuck you @katyperry
. You ain't shit. Go back to crying about that boy from Gym Class Heros. #bitch
Dont lose sight of your dreams, every battle is a lesson. You have this and you have the talent. Let that speak.
Remember when @HaileeSteinfeld
tried to pop off with that song about masturbation...
My Twitter tonight is an absolute hodgepodge in the truest definition of the word.
But it's not about defending "your daughter" or "your mother" - we deserve respect bc we're PEOPLE not bc of relation to men. #GOPTownHall
I'll gift a copy of @AlexZone
's single "Naked Party", just retweet for a chance!!!! 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
All of this is just.... amazing.
Read a headline, "San Andreas Sequel". I thought mutha fuckers were talking about #GTA
. Tf outta here with nonsense. #grandtheftauto
If it happens, they really need to go with that name because H4RMONY is fucking dope.