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Casey Schoemehl
It must be hella weird to @rihanna and @Zendaya that their names are just openly mispronounced.
Cheno's looking a little cray cray in the face, no?
And Dianna, but I don't think they are friends anymore πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
If Taylor has any respect for me, Camila will be in the Bad Blood video.
Never forget there was an entire episode of Catfish because someone called his cousin a "fat ass Kelly Price" 3 years earlier πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Why is the fake ass country accent Taylor had in the beginning of her career not talked about?
SNL stands for Unfunny White Men.
I just had a overwhelming feeling of love for my vagina. TMI but I don't care
You know what's fucked up? I hit six foot in middle school and I always had the bottom shelf in the locker. #backproblems
So Kim K doesn't really care that she was dressed like my grandma's couch at last year's MET, huh?
Also @britneyspears Please do a song with @FifthHarmony, just cause thanx
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE IF IT WAS GWEN ON THE CHORUSES AND BRIT ON THE VERSES 😭😭😭😭
Yo! I just had a peach muffin from @panerabread (REALLY ST LOUIS BREAD CO) and there was like a whole peach slice in it!! 😍😍😍 Delicious!
I'm not a big @Zendaya fan, but like Fireflies will forever be a bop. My kids are gonna be like, "Put it up in, put it up in, the air!"
Legit, haven't felt this remotely comfortable in my skin in like 4 years. #happy
Ngl I want @NayaRivera to write that Glee tell all and spill all the tea. β˜•οΈ You know she has GREAT tea.
#FlashbackFriday to when I split my shorts in gym class and had to fake a knee injury so no one would know... #fatkidproblems
Every time @MileyCyrus posts a photo on Instagram I'm like "Who the fuck is this?" And then I realize it's Miley Cyrus and I'm like "Oh."
OMG! Happy birthday @DiannaAgron! You honestly are such an ethereal princess, I hope you have a birthday that makes you feel as such! πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ
People who are concerned that #FeministsAreUgly are probably also concerned that MLK didn't have a six-pack. Enjoy Darwinism.
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I get posting photos in response to #FeministsAreUgly but even if you ever feel ugly, you're still beautiful in ways a photo can't capture.
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I literally just want a movie where the premise is just @mindykaling and @amyschumer sitting at a table, talking for 2 hours...
I love that the #whenwillyourfaves tag on insta is basically 85% pictures of Brit
Really, it's upsetting to think about.
my fifth grade teacher "corrected" me in my fifth grade year book so next to Favorite Singer? It's says Brittany Spears like I'm a dumbass.
one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell Britney Spears, Brittany Spears. Like get your shit together.
Basically, "NO IM NOT LUCKY IM BLESSED, YES CLAP FOR THE HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMP ME BUT I COULDNT DO IT ALL ALONE WE"
Sometimes, I allow my problems to overshadow how truly blessed I am. Life isn't easy, but it could certainly be harder.
I did want that front row tho. I would've paid more for that tbqh. πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’
So I got meet and greet for 5H, but I did the math and, after taxes, it's $80.28 to meet each of the girls. So, basically, $100 for a hug.
Random things I notice while watching TV: I have the same posture as Amy Farrah Fowler
Since I'm going to be front row do you think @camilacabello97 will notice me then
Yo, I'm remarathoning #TheMiddle. @PatriciaHeaton is hella funny. Idc.
I need more #BritneyArmy followers!! Let's follow each other and discuss the QUEEN!
Kim Kardashian needs to hire Bruce a stylist ASAP. She NEEDS to be on point.
I stole that joke from Hannibal Burress
But in all honesty, wish him continued success. I'm sure it will last forever.