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Cranky Asshole
We're all praying for a good #RAW tonight
Triple H & Stephanie on the way to #RAW
Happy Birthday to the American Dream Dusty Rhodes. @WWEDustyRhodes #HappyBirthdayDusty
Patiently watching @realjoshmathews Twitter feed for the announcement. #NationalComingOutDay
Me when Big Show talks... #RAW
Doing my daily @DDPYoga. Gotta be ready in case Vince wants me to do run-in tonight at #WWEMSG
Titan Tower Pancake Breakfast. Come for the pancakes, stay for the canings. #CanesToAsses
It's about that time...
Got a good book to read for the weekend. @steveaustinBSR
Hornswoggle always has the best shit.
In honor of #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth I'll be giving free screenings so make sure you stop by if you're in the area, ladies.
Just tore a quad on the way to the shitter.
Was just informed by Vince that he'll terminate my #WWE Legends contract if I take another upper-decker in his private bathroom.
Almost time for my annual prostate exam. Any volunteers?
I hear @kanyewest wants to run for president...
Congratulations @realjoshmathews. Heard you finally lost your virginity. 👍🏻
Good morning and FUCK YOU.
Go Gold for Pediatric Cancer Awareness! Change your profile pic & WWE will donate $1 to #ConnorsCure.
People always ask me why I curse so much...
Here comes The Accolade!!! #RAW
How I feel about Keep Calm...
If any of you think @ToughZZ lost legitimately last night I have a bridge to sell you. #Rigged #ToughEnough
Just heard some people are upset @Sting is getting a title shot because he's "old". Just wait until I headline Wrestlemania. #CanesToAsses
No. I stopped watching after the 197th Authority promo. 😷…J
I just hope he's as good as David Arquette and Jay Leno. 😷…z
Just saw another great #BackToSchool sale, kids.

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