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Craig Ferguson
comedian comedy television 1,946,144 followers
One night, long ago, I went on a strange journey. I met @AnthonySHead and he stole my girlfriend. #1991…
Ferguson family motto is "Dulcius ex Asperis" which means "Sweeter after Difficulties" I hope for the town of #Ferguson that this is true.
@PaddyGurks: I'd like to go back to a time when, "The latest from Ferguson," meant some clever thing done by @CraigyFerg” Jeez. Me too.
Comics Come Home #20 - longest running comedy benefit in the USA. Passcode: WICKED
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That night in San Francisco when I danced with Robin at the Symphony Hall.… via @YouTube
I am so sorry about Robin. He was sweet and generous and kind as well as a comedic genius. This is just terrible news. #RIPRobinWilliams
I’m back at The Chicago Theatre on 11/16! Tix on sale tmrw 10AM, but you can buy NOW with psword “chicago”, use link:
NEW SHOW! Craig Ferguson (@CraigyFerg) at The Chicago Theatre on 11/16. On sale this Fri 8/8 at 10AM:… @NiteLitePromo
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This appearance by my friend @CraigyFerg at #W00tstock during #ComicCon was TOTALLY unplanned and TOTALLY AWESOME!!…
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The talented Mr Thomson and the 6 second format. “@joshrthompson: My little seen @KevinSpacey GPS.
I'm not much for the Follow Fridays but I'm making an exception in the case of this fascinating and important gentleman. #FF @Jon_Gnarr
Oh sure, everyone's all smiles right now but... Winter is coming. thanks #SDCC2014 It was a ripping good time.
Am at #ComicCon2014 Most popular cosplay outfit this year seems to be Non Specific Vaguely Slutty. I approve. #youtooladies
Come chat with me and the meat of my skeleton. The shockingly gifted @joshrthompson #SDCC2014
God DM'd me but my reply won't go through cause he doesn't follow me.
@TherealMelinaK: @TheTweetOfGod @CraigyFerg is it a sin??? Who knew? 😘” if you're doing it properly. Yes.
If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore.
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My system for getting a hotel room during #SDCC2014 is becoming known
Congratulations to my dear pal @LawrenceBlock Looks like they got it right Larry. A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES :
Birthday dinner with @Ross_McCann1 He enjoys a hot Glasgow sausage. #whodoesnt
Why Glasgow, you're magnificent today!