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Craig Ferguson
comedian comedy television 1,922,982 followers
Come chat with me and the meat of my skeleton. The shockingly gifted @joshrthompson #SDCC2014 brownpapertickets.com/event/786010
God DM'd me but my reply won't go through cause he doesn't follow me. pic.twitter.com/SQHUo15uKr
@TherealMelinaK: @TheTweetOfGod @CraigyFerg is it a sin??? Who knew? 😘” if you're doing it properly. Yes.
If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore.
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My system for getting a hotel room during #SDCC2014 is becoming known bit.ly/1kr1jjA
Congratulations to my dear pal @LawrenceBlock Looks like they got it right Larry. A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES : youtu.be/O6Ttj9tXzCA
Birthday dinner with @Ross_McCann1 He enjoys a hot Glasgow sausage. #whodoesnt pic.twitter.com/cwS2g0tSzw
Why Glasgow, you're magnificent today! pic.twitter.com/UIZU1LM56u
Congratulations Germany - outstanding!-sincere condolences to the great footballing nation of Brazil. #WorldCup
Of course the game's not over til the final whistle but it's looking like it might be Germany's game. #jeez #WorldCup
@jackiejcollins: Who is a member of the mile high club?” What if someone had self-massaged in Denver, does that count? Asking for a friend
Japanese bathroom technology is light years ahead of the rest of the world. When business is concluded here I feel wistful and sad.
Happy opening weekend team "How to Train Your Dragon"! Love being a part of this family! @DeanDeBlois @BaruchelNDG @CraigyFerg @DWAnimation
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@DeanDeBlois: Pre-screening red carpet press wit @CraigyFerg pic.twitter.com/ZiBPL81AcP” Congratulations Dean. It's a masterpiece.