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Craig Ferguson

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Hooray! I didn't even know I was nominated. In your face other dads . pic.twitter.com/kEjUIimtmD
@prodnose: You were also hilarious on Bygones with @GrumpyOldRick i.imgur.com/im5OG7F.jpg” Oh Lordy! Why Danny? #spandauballethaircut
@TylerCobaugh: @CraigyFerg you are hilarious in #ThisIsTheEnd !. Great film” Thanks. I loved it too. #butimnotinit
@KariByron: Toured the Bell helmet testing lab today. ” I suspect there may a double entendre joke opportunity here.
If anyone was asking me - and they're not - I'd propose young master Rupert Grint for the next doctor. #gryffindorfuckyeah
Me & @bobsaget at the Alliance for Children's Rights fundraiser in LA. #admititwelookpretty #okmaybenot pic.twitter.com/gRwZBgPnm1
A few years ago I wrote a novel called "Between the Bridge & the River." Should I record it as an audiobook? #thinkingaboutit
I've been high. I've been low. I've been yes & I've been oh hell no. I've been rock&roll & disco #savemesanfrancisco pic.twitter.com/QoEBVN5jDF
I’m on @CraigyFerg tonight - CBS Late Late Show. Just me and the splendid Craig.
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Text REDCROSS to 90999 if you'd like to contribute to the help effort in Oklahoma.
Tonight's show was taped last week so there's no mention of the terrible situation in Oklahoma. Sincere condolences to all affected.
Great birthday. Chased teenagers off my lawn then went to Walgreens for big robot glasses. Tomorrow facelift & scrotal plumping.
@WilliamShatner: @CraigyFerg looks fantastic for age 70! Happy Birthday!” & you look great for a Québécois. Thanks Bill. #captainmycaptain
@kingsthings: Happy BDay to @CraigyFerg”. Thanks Godfather.
@Arthur_Officiel: @CraigyFerg Happy Birthday from Paris ! Arthur pic.twitter.com/7vfW3ecOQh” Merci mille fois mon ami
Thanks for the birthday tweetiness love everybody and a happy birthday to my pal @bobsaget. #geezerdom
@lyntlove: I wish Craig @CraigyFerg tweeted during his show.” I can’t it’s live. #asliveasanyotherlatenightshow
Another selfie before makeup at the show pic.twitter.com/XT2sHkZUS3
Selfie I took before shaving this morning. pic.twitter.com/IqZapxrW83
@iamalexxworkman: My life consists of work & the late late show with @CraigyFerg I’m sure I used to have friends.” Yup. Me too.
Scotland and the Spring sunshine peeking at each other over the clouds. pic.twitter.com/KikTJ5wmsg
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If you're blue and you don't know where to go why don't you go where fashion sits ... pic.twitter.com/QbpgdZA5Kb
A/C in the studio broke & flooded half the lighting rig. Had to move 1/2 the audience to where the band aren't. One of "those" shows. #oy
RT @AngelaKinsey 2 of my favorite tall people I'm in! @rainnwilson @CraigyFerg -The also tall @KarenGillan2 is on too. When u back, Shorty?
On the show tonight the fabulous @OfficialKat took me to task for not following her on the tweetsy. So now I am. #letthecreepinessbegin
RT @astroengine Stunning! RT @thenightskyguy: Tonight: Space Station Passes over Stonehenge and under the Moon. Wow! fb.me/1JlLloYqk.
My heart going out to Boston.
A lovely article about my dear friend and mentor touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/ar…
RT @BanffMedia Craig Ferguson to Receive the Sir Peter Ustinov Comedy Award at BANFF bit.ly/158X3lf. Thanks Canadians. #theyresocute
Doing a little extra work here this week. I'm still in love with Betty White. pic.twitter.com/SnRPiSz0ge
The return of the @DrewFromTV puppet. The spectacular @OfficialJLD & a great band. Really good one tonight. #exceptIamstillinit
I think the guy I saw outside the post office today actually was @GregProops. #thestarstheyrejustlikeus #theygotothepostoffice
Hey @GregProops there was guy on Fairfax today outside the post office who looked really like you. You should litigate. #doppelgänger
Today I'm wearing my glasses that make me look a little like @GregProops. I driving on Fairfax & I SEE HIM ! #spooky #ghostsandshitarereal
Rule 1 for comedians. Don't laugh at your own jokes lest you end up looking like this asshat. #unprofessional m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=7LVW…
At the 3rd tee of the Arran course, Turnberry, Scotland wearing geezer hat. #winning retrohashtags pic.twitter.com/hWkS6wjfSL
I'm in Scotland for a few days. Anything going on in Late Night TV in the U.S.? #congratulationsJimmy
Happy April fish day from Shelbyville. pic.twitter.com/Dmf8fNKyiE
In the interest of clarity and recording options the @stephenfry episode will not air until May. #sweeps #tonightsshowalsogood
The wonder that is @stephenfry in LA so we taped a show to air later. I think he is my favorite chat-ee. #nodisrespecttosexyactressesetc
Oh sharts! Now I'm all paranoid about my teeth. Getting phantom wobbles. Also in my teeth. #jokeformula #tryingtocheermyselfup
Dental hygienist had to cancel. She has flu. I'm so sorry she is sick. #evilcackle #score! #hopeIdontgetawfulmouthdiseasetoday