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Craig Ferguson
comedian comedy television 1,929,496 followers
Oh sure, everyone's all smiles right now but... Winter is coming. thanks #SDCC2014 It was a ripping good time.
Am at #ComicCon2014 Most popular cosplay outfit this year seems to be Non Specific Vaguely Slutty. I approve. #youtooladies
Come chat with me and the meat of my skeleton. The shockingly gifted @joshrthompson #SDCC2014
God DM'd me but my reply won't go through cause he doesn't follow me.
β€œ@TherealMelinaK: @TheTweetOfGod @CraigyFerg is it a sin??? Who knew? πŸ˜˜β€ if you're doing it properly. Yes.
If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore.
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My system for getting a hotel room during #SDCC2014 is becoming known
Congratulations to my dear pal @LawrenceBlock Looks like they got it right Larry. A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES :
Birthday dinner with @Ross_McCann1 He enjoys a hot Glasgow sausage. #whodoesnt
Why Glasgow, you're magnificent today!
Congratulations Germany - outstanding!-sincere condolences to the great footballing nation of Brazil. #WorldCup
Of course the game's not over til the final whistle but it's looking like it might be Germany's game. #jeez #WorldCup
β€œ@jackiejcollins: Who is a member of the mile high club?” What if someone had self-massaged in Denver, does that count? Asking for a friend
Japanese bathroom technology is light years ahead of the rest of the world. When business is concluded here I feel wistful and sad.