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Craig Ferguson
@pnzr242: I'm old now.” Happy Birthday Ian. 6 years til prostate exam. Less if you buy me something pretty.
@TheHunterHunted: @CraigyFerg The Transylvanian Brylcreem Look” My evening wear selection.
@Rampage4real: Man @CraigyFerg cracks me up.Don't change pimp juice👊” Pimp Juice is now my Starbucks name.#proudd
@askanyone: Here's a line I edited out: His deepest wish was to play the ass end of a horse.” I know him! He works for me. #notarealhorse
.@HartHanson Correct. You are now free to dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. (tee hee!) #iknowitsanothersong
@jrlallo: @CraigyFerg I'm at #NYComicCon and spotted someone familiar...” That. Is. Fantastic. #pleased
Sat 10/25 I'll be doing stand up in Anaheim. Get your tix here #likedisneyland #comeridemyteacups
@OneWaza: Craig come to NZ, no snakes, we drive backwards, wear tassles, smell interesting and have electricity. usually.” Hmm. Tempting.
Hey LA (that means you @CraigyFerg)! Starting TODAY #CelebrityNameGame will air at 5 and 5:30 on @KTLA, watch and tweet with us M-F!
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I realize I'm probably very late to this party but Ray Donavan is the best show on television right?
A dream realized!! I'm in Madison WI on 11/17! Tix on sale tmrw 11AM, buy NOW with pword “madison” until 10P CST here
I probably shouldn't wear my hat to Outdoor Cow Yoga class.
Ok. Outfit slinked into. I'm ready and headed to the stage.
Ready for the show taping. Feeling good.
@nik_hamilton_: @CraigyFerg @JimGaffigan I too love food. Can I be on your show?” Certainly. Be here Dec 20.
So @JimGaffigan is on the LLS tonight plugging his book about loving food & Wolfgang Puck is here cooking food. This might work out.
I'm thinking of getting down tonight. I've already done a little dance but I feel there's something I've forgotten to do.
Tweety problem seems to be resolved. As you were everyone. #assmode
Ack. Looks like my tweety account has been hacked. Closing down til further notice.
J S Bach's Prelude and Fugue No 1 in C major, bitches. *drops microphone *
My 3 yr old son just told me " I love you even when you do toots from your bottom" He shows a level of tolerance I find inspiring.
Clearly I don't keep these people busy enough. Bah! Darn kids & their "having fun at work" behavior.…
My new thing @CelebNameGame premieres today. Visit to find out when the show airs in your town. #CelebrityNameGame
“TOMORROW is the premiere of #CelebrityNameGame! Check our website ( to check your local listings!” I'm in this!
Lynne and I at #AWATT screening w/ unidentified stranger who barged right in and took a selfie. #OfAllTheDamndedNerve
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Just seen A Walk Among The Tombstones. A dark masterpiece. Must break spell by going downtown to see @attell #alsoadarkmasterpiece #NYC
Mr @joshrthompson and Mr @philcottone getting ready for their makeover in the Kathy Lee and Hoda green room.
If it's half as much fun to watch as it is to make, you'll pee your pants. #ipeedmine…
Hey @notch I also quit. Congratulations. Road trip?
@danhancock_: Just watched the recordings for #CelebrityNameGame this show is gonna be huge!” That'd be nice.
3 of the finest older ladies on TV.
"I've got a great idea for an app" is the new "I'm writing a screenplay"
Belated apologies for my hair 10 years ago… 10 Years After The Finale, What Is The Legacy Of ‘#TheDrewCareyShow’?”
@ColinHanks: There is not an episode of Bubble Guppies I have not seen.” I feel your pain man. Also Paw Patrol & Bo off the Go.
Congratulations to the spectacularly talented James Corden who will take over the LLS after me. Great choice. I heartily endorse & approve.
Something to help you feel that perhaps you're cooler than you thought.
The spectacular @lovegwendoline on my show tonight. Made me feel like Ryan Seacrest. - short and enthusiastic #winteriscoming
@hotnclevelandtv: Watch TOMORROW 10/9C on @tvland!” Outtake proves @BettyMWhite cannot be bested. Ever.