Louis Tomlinson defo knocked someone up
When your boyfriend takes the last chicken nugget
you're damn right they are
More lush stories from last night #ConorGShore
Makes slaving away in uni for 3 years seem so pointless
Not what I wanted to hear on a hungover Sunday morning
There is zero wonder why we are drowning in fanny juice @Trooooy_ #lush
He had sex with a fit teacher and told the police instead of his friends ??
Photos like this are stupid and if you're someone who posts them believing them to hold a good message, unfollow me
Me whenever I eat a big bag of Doritos
seen this and thought of you.
Last night I had two bitches
I just used the product shown in the photo and my balls are on fire. Please help. Seriously.
I want to thank Akon for this album. Helped me through my tough times going through puberty in year 9. Man like Akon.
Moving in day is going well
When people say I punch above my weight I remind them that this man-tarantula thing was once banging Jennifer Aniston
Feel like I'm in a porno.
"Ooh Paul, you've come to clean my pool have you?"
No way can this be real? A "bit" larger? Kid is in year 10 already. He's already texting girls "and then what?😏"w