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Conan O'Brien
Camped out at CVS so I can beat the rush for half-priced Peeps.
On the Seattle ferry and Mark proposed to Jo right in front of me. The three of us will be so happy together!
Who painted these Easter eggs? BANKSY!!!
Babies are being named after "Game of Thrones" characters?  What parents would name a baby after a sword wielding, mythological character?
I sense there is a plan to commemorate my birthday with an equestrian statue on the Washington Mall and I approve.
Just found out that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him look at alarming statistics about beach erosion.
Ah, springtime in LA, when the birds return for pilot season.
Tonight I am X-CITED to have the X-CLUSIVE final trailer for "#XMEN: Days of Future Past." 11/10c. It's X-MAZING!
I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my security pass:
I had a blast hosting the @MTV #MovieAwards tonight. Thanks to the 49 friends who helped me out:
I've spent a good chunk of the @MTV #MovieAwards inside this flaming popcorn. I'm now 7% butter.
Tonight the stage is actually on fire at the @MTV #MovieAwards. FYI I'm cooking a lamb shank over the "I" in "MOVIE."
So much amazing art backstage at the @MTV #MovieAwards. For instance, here's a replica of Rodin's "Pull My Finger."
As host of the @MTV #MovieAwards tonight, I pledge to stay completely impartial.
My name is Conan and... I'm into Thor cosplay. @MTV #MovieAwards
Just finished watching the most emotionally powerful film of the year. #MovieAwards
I've taken over @MTV for 1 hr. Ask me anything NOW! Unless it has to do with British naval history; that's my blind spot. #AskConan
About to binge watch every @MTV #MovieAwards nominee in one sitting. Wish me luck!
Tomorrow I take over @MTV’s Twitter from 3:30-4:30ET. It’s the first step in my plan to get cast on @MTVteenwolf. #MovieAwards.
Hey @MTV - these #MovieAwards screeners you sent don't work!
Getting ready for the @MTV #MovieAwards with my all-time favorite movie snack.
Great acting in "Noah."  Giraffe #2 was incredible.
“Meredith Vieira covered in garlic aioli” is my most vowel-heavy sexual fantasy.
I just had an epic Italian meal in New York. Go here ASAP.
Texas: Thanks for a great week of shows and food. I haven't had that much meat inside of me since that one experimental night in college.