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"Carl is a piece of shit. He's on my list." --@WWEAJLee @WalkingDead_AMC
"Are you supposed to hate Lori? Because I hate her" -- @WWEAJLee
So far she hates everybody I hate and likes Daryl so all is well. @WalkingDead_AMC
I enjoy the orange @KILLCLIFF gimmicks. Are @Onnit supplements any good? Yes, I'm shameless.
I waved my phone call so I could tweet instead. 2014 prison rules, y'all.
“Wait. You are actually lifting weights? Working out?” Always do. Just don't do do steeeeeeeeeroids. Also, blocked.
My bench sucks. It's always sucked. Separated AC joint I never fixed. But I keep trying. Or maybe I'm just a pussy? Stupid long arms...
Blackgate prison isn't so bad.
Was speaking with a friend and we both decided all airports would be immeasurable better with chickens running wild
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@thatnigga_juju: @CMPunk why everyone saying u was arrested ?” Because I totally got arrested.
Chicago. Need a good drummer I won't kill to help me refine skills. I figure I gotta know someone. It's the "that I won't kill" part...
Who has the better hair tonight? @Jon_Anik or @kennyflorian ? Free fights! BADER! MAYNARD! BOETSCH!
iPhone auto correct hates Chew. POYO!
My man @Rob_guillory knows how to send a care package! POLLO!!!!
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
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Blocking people who feel the need to shit on raising ALS awareness. What is wrong with you? Ice bucket on the way. Who should I challenge?
I accept the ALS ice bucket challenge from no twitter Matt Cooke of the @mnwild and the no good @BaileyLAKings. On my way to get a bucket...
Name: @CMPunk. Mission: to tag all lasers. Hair: perfect. He is the LASER TAG-INATOR
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Don't get me wrong, I'd love to own a tank. But not to blow anybody up. Have you every parked on a busy Chicago street in the winter?