I don't usually do selfies but today I had to... Thanks @sam_simon
#netflix coming soon!!!
Why are me and @tonyatamanuik in a strip club at 9 in the morning??? #netflix coming soon.
by @demboyzftw "Watch a recap of our In-Store Performance at the @oddsoxofficial x @complex Pop-Up Shop cc: @its_bizkit & @stephanie_Santiago 🎥 by @symmetrythomas (Link in Bio)" via @PhotoRepost_app
Oh shit, 7pm passed already. I'll do it tomorrow. Hhhhaaaaa!!!! @funkflex ain't going nowhere. Stop waisting your time with dumb petition.
Peter says my IG is boring. So I stole his post. Maybe that will make it more exciting. Probably not.
by @rosenbergradio "New Juan Ep in the books ... Me and @ciphasounds talking drake/meek, hulk hogan, Amy Schumer, and all kinds of other stuff ... Out tmrw #JuanEp cc @stussy" via @PhotoRepost_app
This is the earliest I've ever been at @nyccomedycellar ... Hosting the early show. PROMOTION BABY!!! My girl @elianagastelum3 always takes care of me no matter what Donald Trump says about Mexicans.
Hhhhaaaa my brother @officialgiggs getting busy on the wheels!!! Them London streets are tight. This is the perfect vehicle.
by @sodrewski "Man what a movie #Harrahs was! Time for @myfabolouslife to go roll one up and get to more $ #TheMVMT #TheFamily #WrapParties #DutchMaster" via @PhotoRepost_app
#themvmt at #FabolousSunday at Harrahs !!!! #AC
Been here 5min already made 100 bucks @harrahspoolac #themvmt
Live at @nyccomedycellar .... Kill Em with laughter every time I touch that stage!!!! #comedyeverynight #ciphasoundscomedy
The manager Liz of @nyccomedycellar just called me a Psuedo celebrity.... She is so right. But I'm still killing these stages with jokes EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!! #comedyeverynight #ciphasoundscomedy
Dam this professional attitude of mine. I always show up too early for my spots at comedy shows.
About to enjoy an improv sketch about a double date involving a maniac felon on Xanax as told by @THEKIDMERO
hilarious 🔥 hip hop improv with@ciphasounds
Oh my Jesus. Desus and Mero killed it tonight on the #hiphopimprov show. Every Friday we TAKE IT PERSONAL @ucbtheatreeast #mtv2
Dam @wale , Seinfeld and Obama??? I'm jealous. Congrats!!!
Tonight watch the funniest improvisers in NYC at #HipHopImprov @UCBTheatreEast
Hey, hating blacks and Jews is hard work. Sometimes they just need to kick back and go to a fair.
Make your weekend plans now.
Take It Personal: Hip Hop Improv this Friday !!!!!
8:30pm at @ucbtheatreeast
This week's guests are Bronx natives, Desus & Mero. Their stories will inspire a completely made up on the spot
comedy show. Brought to you by the funniest improvisers in NYC !
UCB Theatre E
Good thing I used fake names on my Ashley Madison account.
Malcom X Raited
Martin Luther Kingsize
Huey "Poontang" Newton
I understand Meek 100%. I hate thinking of old shit too!!! #meekbelike
#meekbelike Ross ain't no boss!!