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christine teigen
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what if there was a "you call me a dick like it's a bad thing" shirt for guys? it is a bad thing! stop being bitches and dicks.
"you call me a bitch like it's a bad thing" shirts piss me off
Herb flatbread with ricotta and honey with @davidwfriedman! Definitely making this at home! instagram.com/p/m6zjl_JjWs/
Thank you for these beauties @MMjewelry!! (Melinda came to my house years ago and saw my "jewelry box"… instagram.com/p/m6a2QepjW5/
dear sweet lord i don't ask for much but please help me understand why asian moms leave cooked food out uncovered for days on end
Just hung out with my good friend @jakefogelnest where we talked about all the cool jokes I created by myself no help from others
anyone else experiencing horrrrrible allergies in los angeles? I'm never like this -- dunno if I'm sick or just allergies hmmm
I'm glad they're gone but also wish they were here
A part of me doesn't want hooker/john business happening in my cul-de-sac and the other part wants people to get some
Ok they stopped banging
Oops both*. They're stilling banging.
they are truly banging. my uber driver and I are bob confused an mesmerized
there are people having sexy against their car in front of my house
having the most beautiful/hilarious Passover care of @adresq and @DannyRoseinLA! pic.twitter.com/0IHhApD5R3
Tonight at 9pm on the travel channel! The Sports Illustrated Swim 2014 behind the scenes doc! Happy Tuesday!! swimdaily.si.com/2014/04/14/spo…
someone big RT'ed my "moon is gone" tweet thinking i was serious and i just have the worst, worst people telling me to make sandwiches
Driver just asked me what time I wanted to be to my destination at. I didn't know there were options other than "asap"
2nite the moon explodes (but we dnt get hurt) but tides r crazy and stuff no more high/low RT @Hetoosmoove what do you mean gone forever ? 😳
Crazy that after tonight the moon is gone forever
Glad we are appreciating the moon tonight. I love looking at that thing. Makes me feel wonder. Makes me feel small. Then I forget about it.