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christine teigen
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If you are one of the many people who just told me fingers have no muscles, you have zero true friends no one likes you
  3h
I just practiced pitching and every single muscle of each finger is throbbing. I did 8.
  3h
Our prospect Charlie Brown agrees RT @chrissyteigen @richeisen "i would rather fail from the mound than win from the grass" - chrissy teigen
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Does everyone throw it from the mound or are they closer? I need some measurements here. Cripes this isn't gonna go well at all
  6h
please don't kill me 50 I love you so much I play magic stick (radio edit) all day
  6h
Throwing out the first pitch at the @Dodgers game August 5th. Making john practice with me now. I have such a false confidence after 50cent
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Instagram is for pictures and twitter is for words except okay, twitter can also be for pictures but shut up with your Instagram notes
All I do is push bullshit I heard on Netflix
I am somehow more annoying than before. Netflix docs are the worst thing to ever happen to my girlfriends.
Until you pay for my twitter feed, you can eat a giant bag of d's.
THEN THAN THEN THAN GIRL'S GIRLS GIRL'S
Or, a girl'a dinner. Drunk bye
Nothing better then a girl's dinner. Except justin bieber deleting Instagram disses that's also fantastic.
No idea how or why I just did that last MMA tweet lol
If I'M too scared to watch something I've done, that probably means you should watch. Wild 'N Out tonight on @MTV2 kill me
NO NETFLIX NO I HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE AHHHH pic.twitter.com/pvSaRACZMW
swollen subtweet balls. RT @jpodhoretz: Shut up and play the piano. twitter.com/johnlegend/sta…
My fav couple is @chrissyteigen & @johnlegend b/c she gets trolled by teen pop music stans & he gets attacked by 50 yr old conservatives
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"these 4 ladies have only just met! and now they're going to go to each other's weddings and completely shit on them for a sandals vacay!"
all of my numerous and lucrative professional successes are thanks to being a total thirstbucket in instagram comments
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WHO TOLD ME NOT TO WATCH DOCS ON ASSISTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF COURSE I DID AND I CANT SEE THRU THE TEARS