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christine teigen
New delta in-flight safety video legit has me laughing out loud. No one else is laughing. I lose it when the chicken peeks into the aisle.
Who didn't know this RT “@ThingsWork: This is how a zipper works pic.twitter.com/kdV2SaEzch
Ok I can't hold this in any longer I hate this fucking campaign sorry agency pic.twitter.com/mDCxmz5UO4
My favorite part about my anniversary dinner was the girl who came to our table who john used to bone and also the sea bass
took john to see other boobs for our anniversary to make up for the 364 days of the year I'm… instagram.com/p/s56oLYJjaR/
so many girls in this bathroom have a horrible case of the sniffles I hope they're all okay
@chrissyteigen everyone just assumes I like black guys! AND THEYRE RIGHT but still.
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Top reasons so far: jeans. pooping. non -consensual touching
Can someone with a butt tell me what it's like to have one? Preferably the cons?
@chrissyteigen NERF stands for Non-Expanding Recreational Foam.
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HOLD UP TCBY STANDS FOR. "THE COUNTRY'S BEST YOGURT"??? WHY HAVE I NEVER QUESTIONED THIS.
tis me and all my weave-y gloriousness! RT @AlexandriaMorgz Is that @chrissyteigen in Macy's pic.twitter.com/PFClDVOt9p
I will never stop feeling jealousy when I see someone with just their first name as their twitter handle
Congrats to my love @mrjoezee on your @YahooStyle takeover!!!! So proud of YOFACE!!!! yahoo.com/style ❤️❤️❤️❤️
John and I met 8 years ago today. This is actual footage of our first date. youtube.com/watch?v=ZGC2Zk…
Sooooo 10 reasons you NEED to see the lifetime brittany murphy movie: rollingstone.com/tv/features/10…
they didn't mention "ramen girl" once during the entire movie. very upsetting.
This is the greatest movie ever filmed
Now she looks like my mom/miss swan
CAN SOMEONE IN THIS MOVIE NOT HAVE A WIG ON JUST ONE PERSON PLEASE
I can't concentrate. Her mom's headband changes are driving me bonkers.
Which person is brittany?? The 50 year old or the 30 year old acting like a 15 year old
I can't figure out who Brittany is
1PM, sitting in the dark in Paris watching the brittany murphy movie, as god intended
This Statue of Liberty stares at our Statue of Liberty (women smh) instagram.com/p/s2MwPTJjaj/
My history lessons are free so take them or unfollow and learn nothing
Empire State Building, given to the US from Italy in 1996 instagram.com/p/s2Kl6gpjXR/
Because people pay me to wear things while i stare into a camera it's amazing RT "@egf1996: How is @chrissyteigen a model??”
"It's not a compliment by the way" who is this man, my new hero
Steamed vegetables with salt rocks whaaaaat jdkdkdkdihsks #alainducasse instagram.com/p/s0SFqSpjXo/
Picasso was in the hospital for 43 days for neck injuries sustained from painting this ceiling. Was never completed. pic.twitter.com/ZhDNbO6Hlf
I can't believe they built all this just for the da vinci code ?
This cat is from ancient russia and is over 25 years old pic.twitter.com/GabpYXe8YK
I am at the Louvre and truth be told, I only recognize many of these paintings from Redd's tent on Animal Crossing
How long could this verdict take?
.@detroiter36_ I was about to comment, then you tweeted again and sigh, I don't need to. pic.twitter.com/oEPkmYwuSD
Prediction: Oscar will be a free man at home tonight. Second prediction: in jail. I'm feeling confident in these two possible outcomes.
Restaurant Indochine in Paris 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍, says this Asian