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christine teigen
.@Powerful_Pics but we don't speak bird maybe she is terrified of the both the branch and her wings
you are my cinnamon apple
I can't have that be my last tweet either
Crap I can't have that be my last tweet
Too many people with their shoes off for takeoff. Don't you read survival books, people??? Sigh.
GAWKER MEDIA HAS A SITE CALLED BLACK BAG NOW AND MY LIFE IS OVER. GAWKER + CONSPIRACIES = NO MORE OUTDOORS TIME FOR CHRISTINE
A beautiful and heartbreaking read- Carefree Black Girl: The life and death of Karyn Washington buzzfeed.com/anitabadejo/ca… via @anitabadejo
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WHAT KIND OF GOD DAMNED MONSTER THINKS THIS IS OKAY pic.twitter.com/L2zRyaAe4Q
.@SteveHofstetter have 8000 tequilas and aim for the middle catcher.
Sorry I don't really work so I don't know what's not safe for it
THE SLOW MOTION SPLASHING OF FLUID WAS UNNECESSARY BUT IT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY IN THE END THOSE STEPS OH GOD OKAY
blaming a slight recent weight gain on my weave and starting to really believe myself
ELEPHANTS ARE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS PLANET. RT “@BuzzFeed elephant discovers ribbon buzzfeed.com/samimain/eleph… pic.twitter.com/n3bukN2Xzl
"Where is the coffee emoji where is the coffee emoji aaaah yes in the bell section of course"
Pretzels. Butter. Sugar. = crust? Surr instagram.com/p/sRGVKuJjR4/
Mom and I playing top chef. Her main ingredient is cabbage and mine is everything else shown. pic.twitter.com/jXdZCHv781
I can never effing watch #snackoff because I'm never home. I just read all of @Yassir_Lester's commentary
I'm so nervous to tell them they have the wrong number I feel like that would be something Ryan would say pic.twitter.com/sCAQTgAzq0
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I'm not going to explain why I google-imaged this - sticklers - what's important is what I learned. Cc:@chrissyteigen pic.twitter.com/mlPMnbeUUd
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I thought they were married.
"DOGGY DOG WORLD" nonononononono
Doing some heavy cleaning around the house. Can't bring myself to throw out this swimsuit top from my… instagram.com/p/sOSlMcJjTx/
F U vag face RT @mustseecritic: it's sad 2 find @chrissyteigen criticizes so many whn constantly using "f" bomb "vag" i feel sad 4 j legend
More than 5 lines on your Instagram caption and you're officially a fucking weirdo I don't care how talented and awesome you are you are ODD
Extensions. Twitter jail time.
I like to send john nudes and say "sorry wrong person"
!! I miss you, Belgium! RT @StellaArtois @chrissyteigen learns to cook and pair Belgian mussels with Stella Artois: bit.ly/1qfslzc
Drunk History marathon on @ComedyCentral I'm dying. How do these people even know these stories at all, sober?? That would be my problem.
Here's my New York story…mostly food and dog parks WHAT! what's yours? Be a part of it at… instagram.com/p/sKrUYoJjfO/
OH HELL YEAH RT “@selenagomez: Hey chrissyteigen wanna dance off? Instagram.com/p/sJTt_TOjOd/
YAY COL BURT WE LOVE YOU
WHAT IS THIS MUSIC AM I ON SHROOMS
Kerry Washington holy moly ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Camila Alves yes baby
Finished! (Picture in the background is John and I at the emergency room after we both sliced our… instagram.com/p/sIh2GJARct/
.johnlegend taking advantage of puddy's 5-minutes-awake-a-day-ness #25daysofchic instagram.com/p/sIIG-rgRRZ/
Morning! Ok don't think this happens all the time okay it's my secret indulgence #25daysofchic instagram.com/p/sIHujigRQs/
Happy Monday! I'm taking over the @piperlime instagram today because they think I am glam don't tell them the truth though ok #25daysofchic