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christine teigen
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Anyhow over and out.
It's amazing to me that I am told to get over the assholes but the assholes are never told to stop being pieces of shit.
I don't know why I am always surprised when you let me down. I gotta get used to this shit.
In what other real life situation would you walk up to someone and tell them they're fat or gained weight? Seriously you are POS.
Honestly fuck you all. Why do I even open anything up to you.
spent all day at MTV upfronts! Currently delirious and heading to Thailand tonight. What in the shit.…
"Look how 'murican we are see see see!!!" RT @SenTedCruz: Did a little shopping with @SenMikeLee in Houston today.
Upfronts allllll day today with @Yassir_Lester! I've never felt so industry-cool
Dammit chrisley you're charming, I'll leave him RT @toddchrisley I know that you're gorgeous & your husband is the most gifted singer alive.
Oops wrong tag!! Thank you @cocorocha for this beautiful #ohsococobb box of goodness!!
the lesser Seth Meyers, everybody. Thanks for the opinion. I think I'll stick to my own doc, who isn't also a "relationship expert"
Do I know you, sir? RT @DrSethMeyers: @CELEBUZZ But yikes- saw her on TV. Appears eerily thin. Hope she's healthy, not malnourished.
This is maybe my favorite @chrissyteigen interview. Is it not normal to lick Doritos and put them back? My bad.
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I would let john falsely admit to fathering this baby if you promised me no one would send it to me again
turns out getting the same picture of a random baby all day non stop is worse than your friends sending you constant pictures of their baby
united plays the creepiest, most random song in the background of their safety video. It doesn't match, and it very much bothers me.
Is this real life RT “@JoseCanseco: Thanks to @johnlegend. @ModelLeila & I have chosen our wedding song. All of me. Perfect song for us"
And I would like to say it is INSANELY refreshing to be in the presence of a woman so funny and talented and warm and welcoming. ❤️ amy!
i have honestly never had more fun than taping a sketch for #insideamy with @amyschumer and @KevinKaneNY. Probably did 800 takes.
guys I'm not sure chrisley knows best