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christine teigen
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Instagram is for pictures and twitter is for words except okay, twitter can also be for pictures but shut up with your Instagram notes
All I do is push bullshit I heard on Netflix
I am somehow more annoying than before. Netflix docs are the worst thing to ever happen to my girlfriends.
Until you pay for my twitter feed, you can eat a giant bag of d's.
THEN THAN THEN THAN GIRL'S GIRLS GIRL'S
Or, a girl'a dinner. Drunk bye
Nothing better then a girl's dinner. Except justin bieber deleting Instagram disses that's also fantastic.
No idea how or why I just did that last MMA tweet lol
If I'M too scared to watch something I've done, that probably means you should watch. Wild 'N Out tonight on @MTV2 kill me
NO NETFLIX NO I HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE AHHHH pic.twitter.com/pvSaRACZMW
swollen subtweet balls. RT @jpodhoretz: Shut up and play the piano. twitter.com/johnlegend/sta…
My fav couple is @chrissyteigen & @johnlegend b/c she gets trolled by teen pop music stans & he gets attacked by 50 yr old conservatives
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"these 4 ladies have only just met! and now they're going to go to each other's weddings and completely shit on them for a sandals vacay!"
all of my numerous and lucrative professional successes are thanks to being a total thirstbucket in instagram comments
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WHO TOLD ME NOT TO WATCH DOCS ON ASSISTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF COURSE I DID AND I CANT SEE THRU THE TEARS
Watching plane crash docs now. I can't stop I can't stop I can't stop
What a cringeworthy sentence. RT @cyclist1959 You are beautiful, but in this case you are wrong.
oh my god half of you don't know what a safe house is. It's not a safe house. It's a SAFEHOUSE
how do I make my house a safe house? is there a website I can put it on
John effs up once and I am getting with a secret serviceman. This is not a joke. pic.twitter.com/DUrr8s25vT
all i watch on netflix are conspiracy movies and ballerina documentaries. if you are aware of being psychotic, are you?