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christine teigen
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all i watch on netflix are conspiracy movies and ballerina documentaries. if you are aware of being psychotic, are you?
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Oh great mom learned how to direct message on Instagram pic.twitter.com/4a6yQ6ZO06
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i just watched Zeitgeist and now i hate everything and am positive there is a microchip inside me
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Snapped is so confusing when the meth heads look the same
@chrissyteigen you were just randomly mentioned on ESPN at Seahawks Training Camp by announcer followed by an awkward silence. It was great.
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a gofundme to get rid of gofundme
are u seriously begging me for the recipe that i instagram captioned the recipe to? do you need me to get you groceries and move your arms?
I barely remember the Wild N Out taping. Do you know how scary it is to not remember something FILMED? I feel like hamburger hasselhoff.
Mango salsa! Mango, avocado, cilantro, salt and pepper, olive oil and lemon (only because I don't have… instagram.com/p/rCwpSkJjSu/
i am going to fund an entire study to figure out why human beings need to hear "happy birthday" from people they don't know
Olivia Palermo is god. Also I feel like she would HATE ME.
They nailed this one, too. RT @Eater: Everything you need to open a hipster bar: eater.com/archives/2014/… pic.twitter.com/CdIfbGl9Kp
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my first-world mind truly explodes when someone asks me for directions somewhere. I want to buy them so much technology.
how many people have to DIE before we get rid of commercial phone number jingles
One of my favorite recipes ever, passed on by @peels4life! Spicy sesame noodles with chicken --… instagram.com/p/rAJlEapjSs/
Just cried laughing/listening to vitamin c "graduation" - never sung so hard in my life
Oops "the woman who wasn't there" gooooooogle it. BONKS
Gave up on loose change. Watching "the woman that wasn't there" oh baby this woman is bonks