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Christopher J. Rose
I had time to make this during Karaoke. It describes my feelings on the matter. #tempestkaraokeparty
Our show was in @Forbes. If you haven't seen it yet, you really need to. Come down to @SouthCoastRep #Tempest…
The great @MacKingShow performs tonight @SouthCoastRep for the annual gala. I expect to find fig newton crumbs on the stage tomorrow morn'.
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Beer Flight at the Iron Press. Time for fun.
Just went with Piff and Paul Kieve to see ATLAS SHRUGGED 3. Best casting & acting of the trilogy, Frank, preachy, sexy. I liked it a lot.
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My resistance to popularity contests is one of the reasons I'm successful. #advice
According to @adultswim I live in Porn Town Time. Sounds about right.
Opening night party for our show, #TempestSCR @MrTeller finding perfect lighting for out photo as usual...
I had a great day off thanks to someone I know :)
Why do so many magicians have terrible grammatical skills? #MindBlown
3 new Rough Magic band members join Miss Miche (in green) for THE TEMPEST at South Coast Rep.
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Tonight we dance with the devil and release the Kraken...
What a fabulous first preview show of #Tempest at @SouthCoastRep #ShipWreckedinCA
I took a private trip to The Magic Castle in Hollywood, escorted by the Great Tomsoni and accompanied by @NateDendy and Tom Nellis. We had a great time :)
39 years ago today, Teller and I did our first show together at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
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The ice bucket challenge is proof of human weakness to marketing techniques. #ALS #ALSIceBucketChallenge
"If you didn't understand what I was saying, then I wasn't talking to you." - Christopher J. Rose @MindControlArt
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Awesome Giraffe fact #1 A giraffe's neck is longer than its face. Thanks @Devonx702 :)
If you're not watching Penn & Teller: Fool Us, you'd better reexamine your weekly priorities. @pennjillette @MrTeller
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Scary new @facebook app gives the company control of your phone. Tell Facebook to stop stalking us - via @SumOfUs
Another day, another mask. Thanks @Sephora :)
Staring off into space. #goodtimes
Welcome to California! #TempestisBack
Facials and a vegan lunch with @KadenBlaine :)
Comic Performers Penn & Teller Give Magicians shot :Penn & Teller Fool Us @CW_network @MrTeller @pennjillette @wossy
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The line separating "enlightened" and "morally reprehensible" is very blurry.
My face when I see grammatical mistakes on Facebook.
Does this make me Batman? @batman #batman
@BadAstronomer #Apollo11 . |  /  | | . / ▂. | 🇺🇸 | . |▄▄ . |▒▒ | ./▂▂ | ▌▒ | | ▌▒ | | |   . | | u |▌| | | s |▌| | /a ||▌| ')◤/_\◥(
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Art of multitasking with @KadenBlaine #loveofmylife
Johnny, Piff, and Randi join us working on perfect rabbit out of the hat!
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Had to snag a selfie with @MrTeller during our Zip Line adventure.
Sierra gold at Stephanie and Warm Springs. Ask for Troy.
Brandy Alexander at 5 am. Yes, I am a boss.
I'm so excited right now. Blasphemy on Independence Day; it doesn't get better.
Kurt is practicing his shadow powers. He learned from me and @BerkEratay
It's just too hot for Kurt today... #puppy #vegas #heat #desert
Hey INFLUENCERS, I just found a new #SocialMedia tool for starting campaigns. It's so much better than @fiverr...
It doesn't get more luxurious than that. You've made a lifetime customer out of me.