you are still the talk of the class after such an awesome and special morning! Make their day and please RT! :-)
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: We will be performing at Exeter Cathedral in July -- tickets on sale now! With @MWCLympstone
: they've updated the name online now. Someone's reading ur tweets at the guardian!!! Should try reading what they work for
"There's no task in media trickier than lowering the age profile of an audience." Except war reporting and writing this article obviously.
Story was in the main paper this morning and still on their website now. Must be only me reading either/both.
Third para then goes on to mention someone called Christian Connell. Wonder if he's related to Christian O'Connell. Just a thought.
"Radio 1's breakfast show is no longer the most listened to programme on British radio." Er, it never has been. Sub Ed, Dep ed, Ed, anyone !
Marvellously inaccurate article in Guardian today. The paper who prides itself in having Britain's only Media Section. Article begins . . .
This weeks column. Enjoy my friends.
Now this is art. Please enjoy a little composition I have entitled: Home Alone pic.twitter.com/MPohA5YfwT
a can if top deck shandy and a caramac bar
lots of draws today I think!
As long as your not paying with a £20 note first thing on a Sunday.
I've got no change.
embassy because I'm saving the coupons for a speed boat !
don't forget the fire lighters to get the grate going
And a packet of Fishermans Friend #themwerethedays
only 20 capston? Hows about 60 senior service? Man up Mr Evans
go and get the veg peeled for lunch now!
how about salt fish or dripping on toast for breakfast, obviously works I am 94
Morning morning. Usual please, News Of The Word, twenty Capstan full strength and a box of Swan Vestas. Oh, and a pools coupon please. Ta.
Fancy a foody follow @MoGherras
is the restaurant manager of Parky's Michelin starred pub - The Royal Oak in Berkshire. Excellent grubbage !
"You two look like you've been out all night," I said. "Er - we have," they replied solemnly whilst shaking and trying to light a cigarette.
Right, healthy option sacked. I tried. Bacon sarnie and a Twix from the cafe. Mate still not here but 2 mechanics have turned up.
Right, healthy option sacked. I tried. Bacon sarnie and a Twix from the cafe. Mate still not here but 2 mechanics have truned up.
There's always a bush if you look round the corner. In other news - Tescos 24 hour ready cut melon is not the most succulent I've ever had.
Sitting outside mate's garage. Haven't told him I'm coming. Don't even know if he's working today. Ooh, the tension. Ooh, I need the loo.
Gatwick and back already. Anyone else ?
Radio 2 NOW. For one of the best shows we've ever broadcast.
Lancaster film on The One Show tonight 7pm. BBC1 pic.twitter.com/a4z6Nsca3I
Top top work today brilliant - is your agent Carlsberg by chance?!!
Arrived Scampton. Three hours after leaving base. Our mission, to broadcast quality radio in commemoration of exceptional bravery. Yes sir !
On our way to RAF Scampton. I'm in charge of sleeping in the back..
Why do we ever worry about anything compared to what these guys went through I know we all know that but we stupidly forget on a daily basis
Just watched The Dam Busters movie on dvd. I swear of the Beeb screened that tomorrow at 7pm on BBC1 it would draw a record audience.
dambusters on BBC 2 now
Latest listening figures announced are through the roof. The biggest we've ever had. Thank you, speechless. Need to sort that before 6.30.
Even we watched that match. Bravo The Blues.
: Does anyone know the name of @achrisevans
' type of hat? We're not sure what it is... pic.twitter.com/NoVUrzV5lf
New book. Half way. Title pending. Publsiher screaming for it. Or rather - shouting quite loudly. Via e mail. Ahem.
I get up at 3.30a.m. to write. It's the time my thoughts are my own and the words come more easily. Me and tea have achieved much this way.
: Less than 2 hrs left to bid on @FAB1Million
Auction on Ebay. Don't miss Royal Ascot incl meal by ... m.tmi.me/Vd0xo
: dailymail.co.uk/home/event/art… @piersmorgan
meets Paul Rudd, Arnie and Jack Nicholson this week
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Preparation, preparation, peparation. pic.twitter.com/WkAYjSvViQ
"Weekend number two with the alcoholic free hangover that once again feels exactly like the alcoholic one"
Just watching Mr Barlow and I must say the rest if Take That have really let themselves go
Do you think Wrigelys are pooing themselves???? #cudgooutofbusinessnow