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Great news! The Hotel is nominated for Best Reality Show at TV Choice Awards. And the even better news? You can vote: tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/awards/2013/vo…
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RT “@mrjakehumphrey: You don't have to sleep to dream...” Jake.. I think your account has been hacked by a girl.
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Watching @SarahMillican75 on BBC1 Now. She's funny.
Um, thanks Twitter. Maybe I'll check them out... pic.twitter.com/2lIgbnVpya
It's his face that makes me laugh. You know exactly what @edsheeran is thinking in this photo Instagram.com/p/ZiPD5NkpMP/
Hello Monday... You look rubbish
Haha mission accomplished! Thanks everyone. And @MeganCarver
Oh and send @MeganCarver a tweet saying "Hi Megan!" Thanks oh and follow her then unfollow her again! @MeganCarver
Erm... @MeganCarver has her notifications switched on. Follow her. Then unfollow her. Then follow her etc @MeganCarver Thanks!!
Me (as a hot dog!) at jamieoliver's #FRD2013. Some AMAZING food down there today. instagram.com/p/Za9UvgSpMO/
My last tweet was serious. Learning more about cooking has opened me up to loads of new & better foods. #FRD2013 Still like cake though!
I’m supporting Food Revolution Day because @jamieoliver taught me how to cook and it changed my life. Get involved #FRD2013 @jamieoliver
PS I'm saying nothing! 😳#oopss
Morning everyone... 😀
RT “@spudWalasiewicz: @CHRISDJMOYLES nice language Chris for a role model such as yourself” Erm.. Bollocks?
@HarrySilk: shut up you fat prick. Maybe if you listened to the music you may like them.” He then RT'd this; pic.twitter.com/1m096MTrEE
RT “@jojothejo: @CHRISDJMOYLES Kind of a douchy thing to say. I'm overweight - should I be miserable?” No, but get a sense of humour.
This morning in the gym, they were playing The Smiths. Do they not think that fat, overweight people are miserable enough...
Today @PhilSmithHair said he'd make me look like George Clooney... I've now realised that Phil doesn't know what Clooney looks like.
Back from #StarTrekIntoDarkness IMAX 3D. I'm a very happy boy. If I had Star Trek pyjamas I'd definitely have them on. *checks amazon*
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Can't wait to touch your BAFTA @AlanCarr! Well done pal. Chuffed for ya.
I don't care what anybody says, I LOVE The Voice. Awesome talent. Watching last nights show, then gonna watch tonight's. @BBCTheVoiceUK
Uncle Keith's been on the phone. He's bringing all the kids, in half an hour!
I'm awake! What do I win?
Hey @JAGSKILLS when the hell is the new album out?!
RT“@domisatwit: I think I've just realised for the first time ever that "Liam" is short for "William"! How thick am I!!!” HAHA
You know when you're pissed at someone so you ignore them for a few days.. Then you realise that they haven't even noticed... Oops!
Hey @ThisisDavina, you'll smash it tomorrow cos you're ace. Fact.
IT'S WAR!!!! @hirstycapital vs. @RobbieSavage8! Vote for Hirsty's Daily Dose at SonyGoldenHeadphones.com... let's give him a Yorkshire hiding!
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Just watched 'Once the Musical' in London. Loved it. Great acting and great musicians. Go see it. @OnceMusicalLDN
What's wrong with the weather here in the UK. It rains, it's sunny, it's windy then it's cloudy. We better have a bloody good summer.
Frank Sidebottom Film has almost raised its first target. I really want to see this get made. kickstarter.com/projects/12667… @BeingFrankDoc
RT“@Lord_Sugar: I didn't realise I am go a bit thin on top . From the rear shit in in the pub” Hope you meant to say 'Shot' Lord..!
Tonight's the 2nd ep of The Apprentice with @Lord_Sugar, then I'm watching Argo with @BenAffleck. And yes they are both staying at mine.
Good day today. Went to the gym. Had lunch. Did some work in the afternoon. Now about to sign a deal at Old Trafford apparently
Been dreading this day for a while. My timeline is FULL of tweets about me being the next Man Utd manager..
Yeah! Brand new The Apprentice on BBC1 at 9pm tonight featuring my real life dad @Lord_Sugar. Got get em Daddy!
RT “@Annboot: @CHRISDJMOYLES @jamieoliver also your spelling! Practise is the verb” Oh ok. Noted. Now pis of!
Back on coffee again. Tried to live without it for a few months but missed the caffein buzz. Life's too short to be that even-keeled #coffee
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Loved seeing you yesterday @MelanieCmusic @CHRISDJMOYLES . U look sooooo good. You fit sexy bugger!! & Melanie didn't look too bad either.xx
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RT“@jamieoliver: @CHRISDJMOYLES Nice one mate! What are you going to cook up big boy? #FRD2013” Your Beef Wellington recipe ..!!
Watching MTV counting down Madonna's biggest hits. The combination of Madonna and the Irish girl doing the voice over is very pleasant!
I need to practice my cooking for @jamieoliver's Food Revolution Day on May 17th. I'm gonna learn something new and make it. Excited
For those pedantic twats amongst you... Yes, I want a 99 with a flake.. Making it 2 flakes. I know what I want so quit yer whining.
This weather makes me want a lolly. Or a 99 with a flake.