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Chris Moyles
djs music entertainment 3,299,241 followers
Why not buy a copy of my friend @TheRossKing's brilliant book 'Taking Hollywood' Thanks, Ross. (Erm, I mean Chris)
Just realised that I left my phone in @TheRossKing's car last night. He better not hack my Twitter account..!
Tweeting "Unfollow" is like crashing a party you weren't invited to, then announcing you're leaving when no one even knew you were there.
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Never heard of him before, but I'm enjoying this new DJ @wossy on Radio 2 today.
This man, @Rob_Copeland, soaked me during my #IceBucketChallenge .. Well allow me to retort...
Thanks @benmorrisactor for my nomination here's my #IceBucketChallenge… please text "ICED55 £5" to 70070 THANKS! x
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#IceBucketChallenge done, with added buckets for good measure. Please donate.
I met SpongeBob SquarePants and I got photobombed...
Good luck with your GCSE results today. If you don't get what you hoped for, your life is ruined.* *nah, not really. Just retake them!
My New App 'Cheggers Fave Funny Jokes' Download on iTunes or Google Play
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.@yvieburnett @Louis_Tomlinson Often retweeted..? 80 retweets in 4 years..? I bet this gets RT'd more..!
What? The word 'Minge-Watch' has been added to the Oxford Online Dictionary? That's 'Cra-ull-it' (Crazy Bull Shit)
The sign behind him actually reads 'Marin County'...
Good luck with your A level results today. If you don't get any, don't worry neither did I* *didn't take them, but try to remain positive!
@richardbranson We're flying at 11:15 @VirginAtlantic LHR-LAX 2day. Any chance of an upgrade?Look how sexy we are! ;)
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Leeds United won 2-1 2 goals from Souleymane Doukara .. (Use his name in Scrabble and you're gonna win eh!) @LUFC
Come on Super* Leeds. @LUFC *Praying that we ARE actually Super.. And not shite.
I ducking hate predictive text
You won't agree, but.. I think a piece of my chicken from last nights dinner looked like the Millennium Falcon..