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Chris D'Elia
Hey guy wearing a shirt with a pocket on the back/bottom of it "Of fucking course not!" #100percentfuckno
Justin, I'm coming for you. #BieberRoast #comedycentral
#TBT to the first time I roasted @justinbieber on stage. I'm doing it again on @ComedyCentral March 30th #BieberRoast
Just incase anybody wanted to fuck with me I figured I would post an Instagram of me flexing so you absolutely know not to fuck with me unless you love hospitals and having doctors and nurses be worried.
Undateable tape night! So Japanese you can't fuck with it! Season 2 starts March 17! My dick is in my underwear! ✌️
Still from my upcoming Netflix stand up special "Incorrigible". Stream it worldwide starting April 17th. Eighty three minutes long. Ehe.
Hi. Look at this. Working new material. Don't be too excited. Tickets at More cities on my website too. Adding new dates soon so check back.
Me and the cute homie @ronfunches cuddlin on the couch. This has nothing to do with our TV show. It's how we normally hang out. (Photo credit: Jake Gyllenhaal)
CALIFORNIA get tickets at
Doing stand up on the set of Undateable for the audience in between takes. Second season premiere March 17th!
BIG NEWS - Netflix and I are proud to announce my new stand up comedy special coming out called "Incorrigible". Stream it starting April 17th. Also like... tag your fuckin friends here.
This song should not be called Truffle Butter
Practicing dancing to make girls have to change their pants and panties 'cause they get all wet and slip and fall at the club because the wetness gets on the floor
Good night, guys. This is a shot of my legs in the mirror and Harrison Ford is on TV.
This is the trailer to a new show coming out on Hulu called "The Shitty Hat Squad". Cannot WAIT for this show!
Dates have been announced for the #UNDATEABLE Comedy Tour! The guys will be stopping in TEN cities! Find out if they will be performing near you here: Get your tickets before they sell out!
Is my bruise black and blue or gold and white?
My favorite Chipotle. Hehehehe. 😎
Billboards are up! Tuesday at 9. March 17! #undateable