is my favorite! The best thing NBC has ever done! & @chrisdelia
cracks me up 😂😂😂9ni21
in between commercials. Hehehehe.
Honestly this is the realest dude in the world.
When you didn't use protection but you also use protection.
The interviewer asked me how I hit on girls in Texas. I asked for a close up and showed her. #texas #Undateablelive #Undateable #sexy
Did some morning shows today to promote the new season of Undateable. The questions can get monotonous so sometimes I eat the heads off of humans. Real quick though I'm thirty-five. #Undateablelive #nbc #universal #Undateable #dinosaur @brentmorin @misskajlich
When ur girl tells a story u know ain't true but u gotta sit there n pretend its real but u gon' talk about it later
Me when someone starts telling a boring as shit story that I don't give a fuck about.
When you're an outsider but you finally come to terms with it and realize you can be comfortable with who you are.
I wear this vest so I can have a thigh gap too. #equality #proud
I went to the bathroom at a COFFEESHOP and came out and saw thIs. Hey man #100percentfuckno #getanoffice
This guy is running the light.
When the head game the illest.
#Undateablelive premiers in one week. Tune in.
THE LAST THING YOULL EVER SEE IF YOU DOUBLE CROSS ME (don't do it yourself I swear) #realfighting
A lot of people don't know that it was literally between me and Charlie Cox for the role of Daredevil. Here was my audition tape. You can see why it came down to the wire. #acting #daredevil #netflix @daredevil
Wen ur girl say she cold and it actually IS cold but she always sayin that even when its not so u tryna make a point