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Chris D'Elia
Hey guy... (Extreme close up)
Arizona. Come celebrate New Year's Eve with me. Tickets at
Merry fucking Christmas.
"CoCo" (Beautiful Version)
Bruno Mars? Hmmmm... More like Bru(100percentfuck)no Mars because finish your hair before you perform but also don't put goddamn rollers in your hair at all unless you have a vagina and you have a daughter and then your daughter has a daughter because then you are a grandma and that's who should be
This bitch won't stop staring.
Backstage at my Wiltern show over the weekend when I shot my second stand up special. With these two dudes who I started stand up with. Two of the best friends a guy could have. 😆
Just shot my second special. Not only that, I got to shoot it in Los Angeles. It's always been a dream of mine to do a special in LA because I feel like so many comedians start in other cities and come to LA to make it. I started stand up in LA and I will always rep LA as my city. I love it here. Th
About to do #acting on Undateable. Good thing I look over 40 in this picture. #actingstance Undateable season 2 premieres March 17th after The Voice.
"Give me the 100% FUCK NO haircut please"
Trying to get Sam's attention. 😐
I guess I'll shit on the floor then.
Hey Tom! Oh you're an American? Cool! But also about the other stuff you said in that sentence... absolutely what the fuck?
Undateable. Season 2. First day of rehearsal.
Did a guest spot last night at Laugh Factory. Getting ready to shoot the next special. Dec 13 in Los Angeles. Check my website for tickets and come be a part of the audience!
Last night on @atmidnightcc
Ohhhhhhh I forgot that 49th Street was located in the city of AbsolutelydontdothatwithyourchildandjacketsVille