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Hey guys found an idiot who had cords on his head. He probably didn't know tho because I can say with the utmost certainty that it is 100 percent obvious that you should not have cords on your head at any given time of any day.
Thank you to my most hilarious friend @realnickswardson for coming out and supporting me at my Austin show. Support from friends and other comics you respect yourself means the world. Ehehehehehe til I die (and even after that) #etidaeat #undernoinfluencetour
Texted my parents right before my flight took off just in case anything happens to me they will have something to talk about.
I took this selfie. Me. Not the guy in front.
Today-Sunday. Tickets at chrisdelia.com #undernoinfluencetour
Hey cool but real quick fucking what???
Check out my buddy @fahimanwar on @latenightseth tonight. He truly is so funny. You can see I texted him for support.
The Townsends have officially joined the Cute Army. Armed & ready for Saturday night in Dallas @chrisdelia #cutearmy pic.twitter.com/6ZHZqvO48B
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OOOOOOOOOOOOPSIE!!!! LOOKS LIKE WE FORGOT SOMETHING SIR!!!!
STOP SINGING SERIOUSLY ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE IT IS INSTAGRAM NOT AN INTIMATE CONCERT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY AND I CRINGE AT YOU IN MY HEART (still ehe though)
Nothing makes me happier than being on stage. HUGE show in LOS ANGELES on Dec. 13. Check my website for tickets. It's like my homecoming show since I'm done with this tour. Be there. 😃
Annnnnnd 100 percent an obvious CIA agent undercover at a coffee shop.
Thanks Portland ehehehehehehehe. #undernoinfluencetour
Playin footsie with this stranger in Starbucks. He's acting like he don't want that shit. I'll get it tho.
Annnnnd absolutely not...
Beautiful countryside probably.
Ummmm this guy doesn't know how to ride a bike.
Annnnd assassin...
Hey sir, definitely have your pockets be closer.
Oh it's real now. Get out your umbrellas motherfucker. pic.twitter.com/i88Lg15WQD
I made this meme and I can't stop laughing at it.
I've got 10 cities left on my tour. Go get tickets at my website. chrisdelia.com. BACK IN LOS ANGELES Dec 13. #undernoinfluencetour