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Chris D'Elia
So weird that the secretary of defense and the secretary of making love are in the same photo together. pic.twitter.com/w9xWE5Zt53
So weird that the secretary of defense and the secretary of making love are in the same photo together. #DELIEVE
Swag House (ehehehehe)
No clue what this bit I'm doing is but it's definitely stupid as shit. Thank you DC! Best show yet. 28 cities left. Albany and Toronto you're next. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
Headed to the right. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
Honestly sometimes I STILL think about how dope it is that I don't have any homework.
Just giving you a glimpse of what I see a lot of lately. On the road. 29 cities left. See you in DC tonight. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
Kohler created a touchless toilet so you don't have to get your hands dirty when you flush. Still gotta wipe your ass tho don't ya Kohler?
Awesome Atlantic City crowd. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
My opener @deansteanthebeloved and I are here at The Borgata way too early waiting for you, Atlantic City. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
The wind is blowing. Leaves falling everywhere. I love fall.
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i love fall with the cold nights, apple cider and netflix πŸ‚β˜•οΈ
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I love the fall πŸπŸ‚πŸƒ
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I rly love fallπŸ˜ŠπŸ‚
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I love the fall! Love to bake bake bake! Lol … tmblr.co/ZJczTm1RAvkAc
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I love fall so much. πŸ‚πŸπŸŒ²πŸ‚πŸ
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Thirty more cities to go. See you tomorrow Atlantic City. Good night, New York. #UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR
Ready for 6th row Chris D'Elia! Don't worry @chrisdelia we have a shirt for you too! It says Bae on the back! pic.twitter.com/FaFEmtwV1L
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Me and my comedian buddy @deansteanthebeloved (left) about to kick off my #UNDERNOINFLUENCE tour in Westbury, NY. (The guy on the right is my bodyguard who is a celestial being obviously)
How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit.
Mr. Onmywaytostealyourgirl
Real. πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆπŸ™‰
100% crazy to do this. #100percentfuckno
New show called "Fuckboyz" with @hiryanhansen and @rickglassman (Hey guys it's not really a show so don't say shit like "OMFG when does this show come out!") PS - People will still do that.
At the NBC/VANITY FAIR party with the Undateable guys @brentmorin and @rickglassman. Psyched for the second season!
This is how I greet Mormon missionaries.
CAME SO HARD FOR NO REASON!
My UNDER NO INFLUENCE tour starts THIS weekend in NY, DC, and ATLANTIC CITY. So excited for this. Get tickets at chrisdelia.com. Who's coming? #undernoinfluencetour
Who is this she is my wife straight up I love her? pic.twitter.com/r5FruIjPm6
#UNDERNOINFLUENCETOUR is all new material I have never done on TV before. chrisdelia.com
My new tour UNDER NO INFLUENCE kicks off this week in NY, DC, and Atlantic City. Get tickets here chrisdelia.com/#tour #UNDERNOINFLUENCE
What a crazy as fuck line up. Thank you Oddball Tour for all the fun. Now to start my tour! #undernoinfluencetour
EhhhhseeeeehhhCUUUUUTE! (Adults bein' s'cute!)
WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS SAY THEY LIKE FALL SO MUCH?! WHO CARES EVEN IF THEY DO?! I LIKE PASTA I DONT TALK ABOUT IT ALWAYS. ITS NOT INTERESTING.
Just heard a guy say "parmesam" cheese and almost beat the living shit out of him for fucking it up that bad.