"Do I do coke? Depends. Does the FBI have snapchat?"
I just lost it 😂😂XeY
Derek Thompson LOVES Carl and he doesn't care who knows!
Post show wrap up. This is the BEST review I've ever gotten. "He just goes in for what he does" - Robert
Actually can't believe the news was reporting on this. So weird ummmm okaaaaay, news??? #news
Rog loves Donovan McNabb! #football
Oh shit I guess I got hit with the #wakecam this morning! LMAO IT ALWAYS GETS ME WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT LMAO!!!! (Snapchat - chrisdelia) #fittea
My church is his Instagram. Too fast. Too curious. @tyrese be with you.
Derek Thompson loves Carl.
Here's a question I get literally all the time - "So I know #realdancing is like the hot new thing and if you do it good then ladies and men love you... but is it beautiful?" Well this ballet dance troupe sure would have something to say about that. They'd be like "Actually it's more beautiful than
You can EVEN DO #realdancing at your moms house and you can do it if you're a TV star and star of movies too! Just like @keeoone and his crew!!! I know @keeoone and I know he worked TIRELESSLY with his friends to perfect my incredibly difficult #realdancing choreography! He would text me "Chris I ca
Arizona! I want to know who is coming this weekend. See you there! I will be doing no material from "Incorrigible" or "White Male Black Comic." This is material that will be on my next special. Shooting it before the end of the year. Ehe. #tempe #scottsdale #arizona check my link in my bio for ticke
TURNS OUT YOU CAN SHARE #REALDANCING with super FUCKED UP LOOKING ANIMALS TOO! In... RUSSIA! You know this is in Russia too because look at the caption below with all the super weird fucked up letters!!! Thanks, Russia! This girl learned my INCREDIBLY difficult choreography and shared #realdancing w
Shout out to @chrisdelia
for teaching us how to do #realdancing
for telling her mom not to come in
Love my Fit Tea. Thanks Fit Tea. I'm a hooker by the way. #fittea
It's no secret that #realdancing is worldwide but who knew Malaysia represented and learned my extremely difficult choreography!!! Did they take some liberties at the end? Sure! Is that ok? No! It isn't! Technically this would disqualify them from #realdancing but I'm in a good mood! So... REPOST!
update: the 9 p.m. show on June 18 (Saturday) is now sold out. Only 5 tix left for the 7 p.m.!
so excited to see this guy again @chrisdelia
Good morning, Boston. Ehe.
If there was ever any question, just know without a doubt, this dude is the baddest motherfucker around. Look at him. He could make your body tremble more than 90 ninjas sent to kill you, more than a pack of the fiercest hungry tigers on the prowl, more than 14 Lokis with that special yellow stone w
Hi, Boston. That's me in the lower left. Lmao I'm uploading this picture. #boston #wilburtheater