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Chris D'Elia
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New @TenMinPod "Chris Actually Cares About Sports" bit.ly/1mTgqlG
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I'm here this weekend. Check my website for tickets. #Pittsburgh
How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?
I'm on "Jennifer Falls" tonight and the next few episodes. I fight this guy. Punching and wrestling. @rouxthless @jaimepressly @missipyle
All NEW episode of @JenniferFallsTV @tvland TONIGHT w/ @chrisdelia & the rest of the gang! 10:30pm set ur DVRs!!! pic.twitter.com/qIJFRc68v9
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PITTSBURGH - all weekend. Come see me. Get tickets here now. bit.ly/1ph93L3
INSPIRATION! ALWAYS STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF AND BE INSPIRATIONAL PS DONT WORRY vine.co/v/MEh2xjvYd1L
Oh really? A guy made a spreadsheet on when his wife did and didn't have sex with him? Who gives a shit?
Texting but also looking like I'm fucking a railing ehehehehe.
I don't fuck with motherfuckers that don't multiply my stacks (except some friends and nice people and chicks).
Good to be home with my boy Sam! This dude is cuddling hard right now. I love him.
Wrapped up Montreal festival in 3000 seater with Bill Burr n Chris D Elia 2 of the best. Off 2 AC Trop Aug 2
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Montreal girls (and guys) made these shirts and came out to my shows. Incredible. Eh. Seh. Cute.
Teenage white girls are always talking about "haters". Who hates you, your tutor?
My boy @therealrussellp being very sober walking towards me totally not annoying me either and not yelling too loud.
Thank you, Montreal.
Literally walked by a French guy today and he was talking to someone else and I swear only saying "bloo bloo bloo ba bloo bloo bleeeee bla"
Oh really French people? "Les burgers"?! Hmmmm how about fuckin just "burgers" because fuck that "Les" shit.
The absolute most bitch way to jump on a ledge. vine.co/v/M0JFbeQ7wLv
TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE for purchase for my all new 31 city tour "Under No Influence". Check it out on my site. chrisdelia.com/#tour
Some guy tried to shake my hand, I fist bumped. Then he tried again TWICE so I shook BOTH TIMES after that. Literally almost fucked him up.
I'm doing some dates for Oddball Comedy Festival next month. Come see me in your city. oddballfest.com/talent/chrisde…
Montreal: Old people and women with good bodies.