I'm so proud of @janemarielynch
! She is incredible in Annie! If you're in NYC please go see her - and tell the orphans I said hello.
I had no idea Froggy was a New Yorker! #tlos #tlos2
Just saw this! And it's AMAZING! Bette is incredible!
"All right soldiers, stay away from the wet grass." #overheard
Ya'll better be watching #Awkward
tonight at 10 on @MTV
Just got my #TLOS2 Advanced Reading Copies! It's 517 pages long! 😱
Imagine me explaining to a second grader they were just playing "leap frog" 😳
More Zoo fun! One more after this, BEAR with me ;) #FresnoChaffeeZoo
Very happy the glass was so thick...
I kissed a llama!!! #FresnoChaffeeZoo
Fun day at the Fresno Chaffee Zoo! Glad to see the animals being treated so well!
Check out my Bitter Party of Five episode here! tinyurl.com/d3jj48t
I'm afraid to watch it! @RomyRosemont
Brian in his new bow-tie from his Aunt Ellen. #catpic
First of four days recording the #TLOS2 audiobook.
Catch me on @TheEllenShow
today! We talk about #Coachella
, and I campaign to play a sea-monkey on #FindingDory
Audiobook essentials. #8/6/13
Guess what I did today!!
"You're instagraming this, aren't you?"
"Alright, Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my close-up."
Check out @dotmariejones
's Bitter Party of 5! tinyurl.com/d9rn47s
Love them like butter. My episode is coming soon! :D
One of my best friends @jamiemakeup
has an amazing YouTube Channel! Please check it out! She needs her own show! tinyurl.com/Jamiemakeup
I don't blame you @meg_doyle, dat's a very scarrry cake!
The evolution of Kurt Hummel...
I think my parent's dog is dead and they're in denial about it...
The cure to all life's problems.
Hearing the Paramount security guard call me a "sneaky ninja" just. made. my. life!
Little things that remind me of home!
No animals were harmed in the making of this vegan dish...the HUMANS however...
More #Coachella fun.
How I came to Coachella...and how I left Coachella....
My shirt is a hit today at rehearsal.
This is what comes in the mail when you ambien shop while listening to Nicki Minaj.
Glee is full of giant personalities.
There's something about this hat that makes me want to live in a tree and bake cookies.
Announcing - The Land of Stories: The Enchantress Returns! tinyurl.com/Tlos2title
Anyone who helps themselves is a hero in my book.
Presenting... Eggy Gaga, Eggton John, Eggdele, and Quicha. #HappyEaster
"I wonder what Helen Mirren is doing for Easter..." #holidayconcerns
Happy Easter everybody!
80's party! Gonna party like it's the year I was conceived!!!
"Something tells me this isn't a flattering angle..."
Phil: 1.5 years old, 0.8 ounces, enjoys quiet nights at home, cleaning, and has aspirations of becoming a tiger shark.
"My milkshake brings all the swans to the pond..."
[Insert your own joke]
Ooooh...to be gnome again...
Can't wait to read "Let Me Tell You Something" by my friend @CarolineManzo
. Happy Book Release Eve, honey! Everyone get your copy tomorrow!
Remember that time when St. Patrick's Day was about leprechauns, pots of gold, and rainbows… Haaaa! Drive safe! #HangoverEve
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful…
An author's sonogram...
My Land of Stories shelf.