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Chelsea Handler
My impersonation of #clairedanescrying
This dog attacked me 3 seconds after this photo was taken. I'm now missing a boot. Fucking spaniards.
Even in other countries they can spell my name.
The face of a small man.
Skyping with chunk. Relationship...not going great.
What I meant to say was, on our the chocolate factory. πŸ„πŸΏπŸ„πŸΏπŸ„πŸΏ
Getting directions to the Denims And diamonds choline factory.
I dropped my underwear. This is going to be a fiasco.
Look at my hair. Something must have happened while I slumbered.
Why can't I lose any weight? Is it because I can't stop shoving empanadas up my asshole?
Like seeing Chuy in a jacuzzi.
I just Skyped with my bears. Birth order.
My butler, his nanny, and me. We did ayahuasca, we slept like campers, we mated, and we filmed it. Coming soon to a netflix near you. Thank you, Afghanistan.
Post- ayahausca glow. I'm fixed, and gay now.
Just hanging with some friends in studio city. Pre-ayahuasca
Someone asked me if I bought a bear
An email from my asst this morning. This is how I know I am living my life.
Chunk has aged 10 years since Tammy arrived. For hose of you inquiring about the boxer, he has moved in with his real mother.

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