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Chelsea Handler
Most fascinating mutt of 2014. Half German- half Chinese chicken chow
Have you ever seen anything more perfect? When you have a dog like this how, it's easy to open mouth kiss
Look who picked me up from the airport.
I put my arm up and I don't smell any different. Why can't I have a perfume? #Regret
Do you see this chunk? There are replacements out there. #getyourshittogether
I started to trim and like with all other trimming, I got bored.
If I can't be nude, then neither will my dogs.
Brisbane's worst storm in 30 years. You can't blame something like this on my personality.
Thank you @AustraliaZoo Loved it. I am one step closer to not hating snakes.
Australia zoo. Thank you for being so patient with me. Warning: not a pretty picture
Guess who I ran into at the zoo? Is this ok, Instagram? An ass for an ass.
This is me trying to pick up my fat assistant @wackertime in Melbourne. Great fucking city
This is what it looks like to wake up on tour. I'll be in Brisbane Thursday night and Melbourne Friday, Auckland sat
Thank you for your letter, Tamara! Thank you Sydney. One of the best cities in the world. Great fans. Off to Perth.
There's a new transistor radio out. 4 speakers, one asshole and no wifi.
On my way to opera house and I run into Chuy's nephew. There are 46 tix left for 8pm show tonight.