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Chelsea Handler
Don't you think this is a bit much for when I check into a hotel room that I've been to before. What the hell do they think I'm up to?
My doc removing some coral someone stuck in my toe. If my feet could talk, they'd have their own show on e!
Separated for a month and when I return, he chooses food over me for the first time in our relationship. I fear I may have lost him forever.
My stand-up special airs Oct 10th on Netflix. Come be with me.
I'm zip lining my way back to America. It's the only way I travel
My Netflix debut is Friday, October 10th. Come be with me. Lub you.
Please join me in donating to My Friend’s Place through @mileycyrus' Facebook page:
Tomorrow is our very last show on E! One hour live at 11pm. Thank you for my career.
30 minutes until last call. Be there.
Saying goodbye tonight at 11. One hour live with all of my friends.
Tomorrow night is our last episode ever on E! One hour live at 11pm. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm trying to get scuba certified for my last show. It's not going well
GAME ON! #ALS #IceBucketChallenge #ALSChallenge
J.Lo body confidence at 11pm. My 2nd to last show.
Watch @bengleib's new comedy game show #Idiotest tonight 9/8c on @GSN
Only four more days of this mess. One hour finale is august 26th
That's a chandelier Chuy's on too of...and that's there back of Sia's head. Tonight at 11
Sexual healing, tonight at 11.
Getting ready for my final shower scene. August 26th is the one hour finale. Orange you glad I told you?
I will be performing this Saturday in rohnert park at Weill hall on sat nite.
Brotherly love # Vicodin
2 weeks until my last show and Megan Fox is on tonight to kick off my goodbye quinceanera
Waiting in my car. Like a rattlesnake
Sober Sunday. Well, chunk is anyway.
Furry JAWS. All i asked was if he got today's paper.
This is what my friend jenny McCarthy thinks is an appropriate thank you gift for being on her radio show.
This is what it's like to have a nugget style your hair. You don't even need to get up.
Everybody be sure to watch my friend Leah Remini: It's All Relative - Thursdays on TLC 10/9C
Tonight we decipher the correct use of the word fuck. It's riveting.
Only 11 more shows of this sickness.
I would like to point out that this cartoon is not authorized by me and is not one of my books.
Don't ever say I'm not a real Jew. My bat-mitzvah. Mazel
I just stole Anna Farris' husband and we already had a baby.
I'll be performing in Northern California on aug 15 and 16th for my last two shows in the US. Go to
He fucking hates Tuesdays. It's his hump day.
Another disappointing man in a great fitting dress.
Another disappointing man in a great fitting dress.
Happy birthday @jiffywild I love you more than the other writers