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Chelsea Handler
You know, I had a boyfriend who told me my boobs were too big and that I was fat. And then, I looked in the mirror.
My family has accepted that without me, they only have each other. And that, their mother may or may not ever return. #babymaker
My little aardvark/rat dog.
I introduce my first daughter, TAMMY.
This is what I woke up to this am. The real question is why the fuck am I up so early.
My answer to all of you is...this is the closest thing I'll ever have to a son. It is gross, but my love for him is bigger than the texture of his iguana like tongue. Tomorrow, I pick up his sister. My last moment with chunk as an only child. He won't like it, but it is my responsibility to give ano
And people wonder why I don't want kids. I'm up against a wall here.
Thanks for my new rug, Kyle bunting. I stopped urinating on things when I started taking my top off.
Invisalign, kale chips, and chunk.
Before and after. Thank you for all your suggestions. I will sleep on it and decide. Maybe RITALA after mi madre?
This is my new baby rat/bear. Chunk has a sister. Front runner name is Carmen. I'd like some other suggestions from all the people who love chunk. Something with a Spanish flair.
Filming one of my specials for netflix. Can you tell no one is horny in this picture?
Chunk and I are getting ready to watch the east coast feed of #LeahTLC. New season for my big mama.
If Rachel doleanz and I had a baby.
Afternoon nap. It's so hard not to suck his face
Pls call this number if you have seen this 7 year old lab in or around traverse, Michigan. 231-775-3478
Chunk and I will be on the @JoshWolfShow tonight 11/10c on CMT #JoshWolfShow
It was 30 years ago today that we lost this guy. Thanks for giving us all a compass. You are missed, and loved. I'm hugging you.
Chunk is off to summer camp.

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