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Chelsea Handler
We'll be in Auckland nov 29th at the ASB THEATER. Go to chelsea for tickets
Taking the day to himself
Swung into ocean to breast stroke my way to Sydney opera house. November 20th. I'll see you there. Come be with me! 😷
Swung into ocean to breast stroke my way to Sydney opera house. November 20th. I'll see you there. Come be with me!😷
I didn't even know my dogs had been saving.
This is what I see when I look at Dave Grohl. Sonic highways premieres tonight on HBO at 11pm. It's brilliant
Chunk going down on me @balletbodies. The family that works out together, burns calories together.
One has the nose of a Jew and the other looks like he got smacked in the ace with a frying pan. #sense of smell
Me and my Moroccan hair doo doo doopsy doer. #ayahuasca
They bought me my own harness #netflix
This is a woman taking the potatoes off my plate in madrid. #carb loading
What 50 cent saw in me.
Tonight's the night. A woman just showed me this at the airport. I will be on a plane for my first STREAM!🌚
Thank you @stellamccartney for my Netflix debut negligee and bag. Letterman tonight, then Netflix. Happy to be home.
I can’t be racist – my dog is an Asian/Jewish crossbreed. My new stand up special #UgandaBeKiddingMe is #NowOnNetflix
This is who they assigned me at the Genius Bar.
Look at the Jew I found on the way to my bank. #i love Irving azoff.
You want to ignore me when I get home? Suck on this, chunk. And don't pretend you're not on Instagram.
I just ran into Chuy's sister in Chinatown.
Follow SiriusXM and @EWlive for a preview of my Town Hall with Dave Grohl.
In my new Netflix office getting de-kardashianiazed.
I just beat nadal on his own court. #pouissou
I did it. 10,000 leagues under the equator
I did it. 10,00 o leagues under the equator
Don't you think this is a bit much for when I check into a hotel room that I've been to before. What the hell do they think I'm up to?
My doc removing some coral someone stuck in my toe. If my feet could talk, they'd have their own show on e!
Separated for a month and when I return, he chooses food over me for the first time in our relationship. I fear I may have lost him forever.
My stand-up special airs Oct 10th on Netflix. Come be with me.
I'm zip lining my way back to America. It's the only way I travel
My Netflix debut is Friday, October 10th. Come be with me. Lub you.
Please join me in donating to My Friend’s Place through @mileycyrus' Facebook page:
Tomorrow is our very last show on E! One hour live at 11pm. Thank you for my career.
30 minutes until last call. Be there.
Saying goodbye tonight at 11. One hour live with all of my friends.
Tomorrow night is our last episode ever on E! One hour live at 11pm. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm trying to get scuba certified for my last show. It's not going well