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Prince Charles
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Congratulations on winning the World Cup, Germany (if you had won the war, one would be typing this tweet in German). #WorldCupFinal
North Korea are proud to announce that they've won the World Cup 4-0. #WorldCupFinal
Germany vs Argentina. Both good at football, rubbish at war. Unlike us. #WorldCupFinal
Text from Angela Merkel: "And that my friends, is a Brazilian waxing". #BrazilvsGermany
Camilla says "Brazil have gone down easier than a thirsty tourist in Magaluf". Awkward. #BrazilvsGermany
If you can't beat them, eat them. #ItalyvsUruguay
One has waited years for England to play like Spain; now we are. #EnglandvsUruguay
Text from Prince Harry: “Yes, Spain are out of the World Cup, but Pique goes home with Shakira. Who is the real winner?”. #SpainvsChile
Oh dear. The reign from Spain are heading for the plane. Adios. #SpainvsChile
The King of Spain has officially abdicated. Another Juan bites the dust.
Completely surprised USA have scored so early. Usually they turn up late and claim victory. #USAvsGhana
Camilla says "Rooney couldn't score in a brothel". Although one seems to remember that's not entirely true. #EnglandvsItaly
Ok, boys, blow the bloody doors off. #EnglandvsItaly
The England football team has arrived in Brazil for the World Cup. Might as well leave the plane engine running, they won't be long.
King Juan Carlos of Spain is abdicating in favour of his son. It really is wonderful what some parents do for their children.
Text from Mr Cameron: "Bloody UKIP. Coming here, stealing our jobs". Awkward.
Happy St George's Day, England. Take the day off. If anyone asks, tell them the Future King said it was ok.
It's nice to see Russia and Ukraine are planning to mark the centenary of World War I with a full scale re-enactment.
Someone give Vladimir Putin a Snickers.
Closing the UK until further notice. #ukstorm
Mr Cameron on the phone. He wants to fully support those affected by the floods, which is a smart move to grab the floating voters.
Bloody typical. One's been waiting for public transport in Somerset for an hour, then two boats come along at once. pic.twitter.com/7gYhoq1OOY
Pissing with rain, once again. Have sent a text to UKIP to see if anything can be done. Awaiting a response.