im a marine & accomplished scholar. my sons were alchemized into helicopter fuel to serve their armed brothers. how dare u post penis to me.
Seems the ones who demand tolerance from others are the ones who hate the most.
Fair play to the French team last night for going to England's locker room after the match to congratulate them , nice touch
Well done @EnglandRugby
Grand Slam Champions 2016 and deservedly so! Embrace this moment. No one can ever take it away from you or the team.
Drunk as f*ck and just wanted to say we won the Grand Slam and I love being English and God Save the Queen and Billy Vunipola
Shakespeare's call for humane treatment of refugees to go online telegraph.co.uk/history/121943…
I love a #girl
that only tweets #Drake
lyrics and wears #white
jeans. So totes #edgy
. #ukcontourscene #ukbootyscene #Drake
sorry i couldn't be in class professor i was looking 4 hot moms
Just sinking in that we are Six Nations champions, yesss
Having a great day because I just remembered what a wonderful bastard I really am
AS J. BOND HOLDS IN HIS POSSESSION THE FAMOUS "LISCSENSE TO KILL," I MYSELF HAVE LICSENSE TO TOUCH AS MANY GRAPES AS I PLEASE W/O BUYING ANY
Already nervous about England v Wales tomorrow..
"What I do for my work is exactly what I would do if nobody paid me."
Almost everyone except me is a shit
(me in prone position while having my house swatted again) officer if u could please just slip the rest of that campbells chunky in my mouth
ok like trump was funny during season 1 of the apprentice in 2004 but now if ur voting him i am convinced ur a psychopath
Well I hope your weekend was better than mine!! 😂😂twitter.com/greub1/status/…
Credit to Trump: he has to do everything other candidates do plus get up five hours earlier to make that thing on top of his head.
brb just uncontrollably vomiting into my own hand as I fail to make it to the toilet
sorry couldnt hear ya over $ rustling about in my wallet. money i saved by subverting toothbrushes. sucking the toothpaste tube like a cock,
"He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious?"
yes u can Avril u heteronormative binch smh I am disgusted
id like to report a hacker. he offered me 1000000 to show my dick and didnt cough up the dough when i delivered the goods. i got hacked
Oh my word that JJ try from the kick!! Champagne rugby at last #6Nations #ENGvITA
YOUUU SONUVA BITCH
please dm my agent if you wish to Banter with me in the mentions, so he can send you the proper paperwork. im extremely tired of this shit.
Good old Joe Root, best batsman in the worlddd #ENGvSA #JoeRoot
when they find my body I will have a chicken and mayo™ in one hand and a lifetime of regrets in the other
when the woman of your dreams starts sharing buzzfeed articles on facebook
The new @BlocParty
album is about as exciting as Andy Murray reading a maths textbook out loud.
This is what barely passing feels like
When you see she took her boyfriend out her bio
I don't know much
but I do know that's a lot of nugs for $10
Looking forward to going to the next @DavidHayemaker
fight in May
my favorite tv show characters are "The good guys". My least favorite characters are "The villains"
whats worse than gamer girls? meme queens. fuck me dADDY fist me oMGthereisnodepthtomypersonality look how qUIRKY i am 4 a meme loving girl
pal the only "meltdown" im having is my ice cream melting down into my hand while I lay on the beach & laugh while thinking about the trolls
Exciting squad for #englandrugby
but disappointed to see no @DannyCipriani87
Had a dream where I had a bath with @ladygaga
and it was great.
When auto correct hits you with the "holy shot"
Haha ladies I am not like the other mans!!! Instead of asking for your NUDES I will ask for your MOODS!!! Dm me please gentlewomen for good