Sorry comedians, time to give it up.
Heading to the O2 London for the David Haye fight 💪💪
Curry's live chat help is useless #Broads instagram.com/p/BFdoYhuFjdC/
Great attitude to improvement by @dave_alred
. Consistent in all his approach from elite sport to everyday people
Jonah Lomu would have been 41 today. He's gone but the memories & legacy lives on #Baabaas #rugby #rugbyunited
pic of me seducing fuccbois on snapchat xD
my last google search was "bulk buy ferrero rocher"
kinda want to sleep, kinda want to drink 4 bottles of tequila, kinda want to drop all responsibilities and move to a different continent
my being a shit head can be traced back to boys school, when i was expelled for using the headmaster's computer to search ebay for " LUNCH "
My dick looks like a sub par entree at a medium priced thai restaurant
drake baby you've done it again
origins of the dab (2012)
never forget that Prince was the punchline of the dirtiest Animaniacs joke ever
game of thrones in 4 days
hard to tell if my coworkers are actually interested in my family's nba jam tournament or just being nice
4/20 also happens to be how attractive I am.
nuthig i am looking married fatt girl i am 47yers old man
hop up out the bed
turn my swag on
feel the full force of existential despair descend upon me like an air raid from hell
eat froot loops
Nearly died by dropping a very heavy weight on my head at the gym tonight. What a way to round this week off.
i feel like all of the main characters are going to die in the new season of game of thrones and i am not emotionally stable for all of that
weeping because of my heroic burden... spending my last dollae at dairy queen to support girl businesses... chowing down between the tears..
when u look through ur texts the morning after
When you go on the pull on Vodafone Live Help xoxo #missyoumarta instagram.com/p/BD0cKVUljTx/
not having sex with people is my #1 hobby. i literally can't stop
when someone sends u a meme but u already seen it
your welcome sexy :p xxxx
"who's ur girlfriend"
"u wouldn't know her, she goes to a different social media site"
how does one become a 'thot' i am interested in becoming 'thot'
when ur mum has a couple of margaritas at home and starts getting turnt
i hate myself. april fools
Boy: I wish more girls liked farming
Girl: I like farming
Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s
the real national anthem of England
im a marine & accomplished scholar. my sons were alchemized into helicopter fuel to serve their armed brothers. how dare u post penis to me.
Seems the ones who demand tolerance from others are the ones who hate the most.
Fair play to the French team last night for going to England's locker room after the match to congratulate them , nice touch
Well done @EnglandRugby
Grand Slam Champions 2016 and deservedly so! Embrace this moment. No one can ever take it away from you or the team.
Drunk as f*ck and just wanted to say we won the Grand Slam and I love being English and God Save the Queen and Billy Vunipola
Shakespeare's call for humane treatment of refugees to go online telegraph.co.uk/history/121943…