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Jen Yates
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John: "I'm so glad you're not normal."
Well hellooo, thrift store porcelain doll. Won't you step into my parlor, with all the power tools? ::evil grin::
Clearly awesome runs in John's family; look what his sister just sent me! #inconceivable #MostlyDead
.@Breila1985 True story: I had *no idea* Christopher Columbus was this controversial. O.o
Running errands w/ John = a ringside seat to him troubleshooting CW issues via phone all day. Hate mail, viruses... Man, his job sucks. O.o
11 Of Your Favorite Pixar Films in Cake Form:
FOR SCIENCE! "How to Customize Nestle Toll House Cookies"
That's Number1 - aka Jen van Kaam - playing "Tammy," btw. She also sang my favorite CW vid ever:…
Number1, my former guest writer, is now making hysterical videos about Minnesota. Go, watch, laugh:
@tambourine: wondering if the letterer on this comic maybe misread the script” Not exclusive to @cakewrecks I see...
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So sweet. Can't believe I never heard this before! RT @neatorama: Why Does Star Trek's Dr. McCoy Wear a Pinky Ring?
On the plus side, we DID get to show some people the worst thing they've ever seen in their lives ever. So there's that!
Today's Sweets post is so universally loathed that John & I are at the point where we can't stop giggling.
I just found the new best thing on the internet, you guys: (I lost it at the "powdered" post.)
Happy tears, for the record. You people are pretty dang cool.
Two reader meetups at Disney today. Becky made me an embroidered portrait of Lily! Then I cried & made it awkward.
The power is STILL OUT, you guys. And I am SO MAD I can't do any work & just have to go craft shopping instead. SO MAD. #NotMad
@cakewrecks Just stay away from any furniture that a body could fit under...
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[dramatic announcer voice] Coming this fall: It's time... TO CLEAN HOUSE.
Power's out, so I've been using the rechargeable vacuum to clean. In the dark. During a storm. ...This is a horror movie, isn't it?
You'll never guess what these people ordered! (Or, ok, maybe you will.)
. @brian_cw1 Oh yes, and I love every single one of them. We also credit wrecks bakers, if they ask.
You'd be surprised how many pro bakers submit their competitors' work to me as wrecks. I know I am. #NotCool
Anyone braving the weather for WDW's #dapperday today? I'll be taking pics at the 6pm meetup in DHS, if it's not pouring!
I am so utterly pleased that @cakewrecks and husband are Borderlands fans :)…
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If you are ever feeling down just remember that you are 50% mermaid.
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My proper title, btw, is "Oh Cakey Goddess of most High Snark & Random Sprinkles." I announced it yrs ago, but shockingly few ppl remember.
Rough anxiety day, so John brought me PO Box mail. This young fan used my proper title AND drew me a ham head.
. @kristenmgruber I just scream-laughed. Thank you. I think.
New horror movie idea: cats who sleep with their eyes open.
From creepy to cute in 3 seconds.
These 9 Bizarre Cakes Must Mean Fall Is Here: ("Unicycling Femme Bots." 'Nuff said.)
Needed a small purchase to bump my Amazon order up to $25. I think I chose... Wisely. #DizGeek
KFC Workers Attacked By Cake-Wielding Maniac
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For my fellow geeks: my 3rd batch of @DragonCon cosplay pics is up!
Trying to figure out what to do with your life? Here's what I do: lay down on the floor. It doesn't help but that's what I do.
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Had a BLAST at @FanboyExpo today - this is why I love small cons! If you're local here in FL, go this wknd. And tell the artists I said hi.
@cakewrecks never have I been so glad to click on a thing. Cake wrexxx made me bust out laughing.
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Today also marks the first time I've had to censor a one-year-old's birthday cake. Which makes it one of my favorites. :D
Today's Cake Wreck is one of those where I have to post the FB update & NEVER LOOK BACK. #controversy #bewbs #DontReadTheComments
Amazing what people can do with cake! @cakewrecks - Home - Sunday Sweets for Book Lovers
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My first batch of @DragonCon cosplay is up!… So much geeky goodness, you guys. SO MUCH.
I love my job, but writing on the internet for a living can be tough. The support on Epbot today? Amazing. Thank you.
.@larajf Ha! The comment discussions today will be confusing google for ages. Love it.