Jager bombs are so good girl
Get my daddy a wife
I hate looking at his TL
Just hanging out with my girl
I see you crazy cat ladies
Where you need moments of sheer brilliance
Who knew Bob loved the Kardashians ?
Metrorail doesn't approve of bachelors. They want you to live a generic family life.
Aussie Twitter be like....
When your account manager goes the extra yard for you and auto-correct stuffs it up
Every single one that asks why my shoulder is still sore gets to see why...
And your greatest tweet bro...
I thought I'd read this joke. Then I checked...
Dude wtf ?
My gluten intolerant cat
I need a V8 mustang because when my Honda gets there, there is some other dude parked outside
I just want to be happy like this kid