Here's some raspberry Chambord chocolate chunk.
Scrolling through dirty t-shirts and this came up @KateKearney
On Twitter this is the fine line between hope and delusion in believing this woman exists
And is actually female
I heard my ex wants me to buy her indents
Park does not allow cool dogs
The most devastating news I ever received three years ago was you'd left this world
Larger than life
I get why single chicks all post pictures of their nails
Why I'd never get drunk and dress up as a unicorn
To the chop that thinks I read his subtweets
Just for you
Not sure which cat won or lost the battle for my lap or my bed...
Grammar Police are as useless as Lusaka traffic police in Zambia
All happening this weekend here in #Lusaka #Cricket
I had another award winning tweet ready but I forgot what it was so here's a dog wearing boots instead.
When you go to an open house and check the time in your kid's algebra class
Get rid of the poison in your life today
Feel no guilt
Walk on by
What your profile looks like now that you can retweet your own tweets.
Cricket in Lusaka - country districts league
#cricket #Lusaka #zambia