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I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the off.
Once you hate someone, everything they do is annoying. "Look at this bitch, sitting there breathing like she owns the place."
I'm the type of person that will make a snack, while waiting for another snack to cook.
reasons I grab my boobs: -running upstairs -running downstairs -running -scared -walking through my house in the dark -bored -boobs
my face when I see someone tweeting but hasn't replied to my texts pic.twitter.com/136IINnw0r
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Current emotions: I need money, I need food, I need new clothes, I need happiness.
Miley should play an April fools joke on us where she takes off her short wig, revealing her long brown hair, saying it was a joke all along
Cancel... Cancel!....Cancel!!....CANCEL!..... Message sent... Kill me now.
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need a scissors, a knife, a gun, and a damn light saber to open it.
my ex texted me today “u can delete my number i dont care anymore” and i replied “who is this”
person: you're blocking the view me: i am the view
When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS.
How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to waste time: social media.
Monday just whispered "fuck you" in my ear.
*laughs for 10 minutes* *stops* *catches breath* *thinks about what made me laugh* *laughs for 10 more minutes*
Me: *sneezes* Class: *crickets* Most Popular Girl: *sneezes* Class: "God bless you sweetheart, Jesus Lord God almighty protect her!"
RIP Facebook, too many of our parents joined.
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
I miss my childhood no homework no wake up early no exam no stress no problems in life.
Do u ever get the urge to clean ur entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
I fell in love with you... not sure why or even how.
I'm sorry I offended u when I called u a bitch I honestly thought u knew
💯 simple with a powerful meaning #TuPac