SHOCKING PHOTOS of last night's EDF riot... twitpic.com/csku0u
I think this screenwriting malarkey is going really rather well so far. Dare I say it? Yes, I dare.
15 reviews for ZOMBIE THATCHER now; 14 good and one terrible: tinyurl.com/zombiethatcher
Massive orange tree beside them, too!
The Institute of Medicine is recommending kids need to get more exercise in school, aside from when they're running from madmen.
Meet Harry. I don't know how long he's been in my presence for, why he's on the floor, whether I stood on him, or whether he's still alive. I was so engrossed in what I was doing that I had no idea I was sharing a room with a MOTHERFUCKING WASP!!!
Sorry, obviously I'm talking about 'Final Draft' (n00b)
(Well, not all of it, obviously) -- Quite exciting, actually. Let's do this.
Intend to start firing out scripts for all my general malarkey I've been writing/thinking over the years.
Right, let's see how quickly I can really get a handle on this First Draft software.
I give in! Oh, slumber's sweet embrace, TAKE ME NOW!!! I will never wrong you again!!! Goodnight, the ferals of Twitter.
Very fit Australian bloke = plus point... Bloody tough workout as a result = OWWWW MY FUCKING BODY!!!
So, Core Blast gets taken by a hot and very fit Australian bloke.
Watching the tornado destruction footage on the news... incredible and terrifying.
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to be fair not many of the girls round these parts fit that description... -- I prefer to be a woman.
Or near ladies @fudgecrumpet
Everyone on snapchat is now discovering why I shouldn't be allowed near ladies' fashion and lifestyle magazines.
I would totally high-five you right now. -- It's the thought that counts.
Wearing my Weyland-Yutani tee to my fitness classes tonight. (How to ALIENate people - get it, ALIENate? *snort*)
Thank you @TwBirthday
! Haaaaaapy Birthday to meeee! Haaaappy Twbirthday to me! Does this mean I'm allowed cake?
Happy 4th TwBirthday! You've been around since 20 May 2009! twbirthday.com/BronwenPhoenix/
Crikey. I can't hate something that doesn't exist. That applies to God, or anything else. Alright? Got it? Good.
I want to go abseiling again!
After-abseil action ass shot.
Getting a picture of what people think...... #eurovision #hashtag pic.twitter.com/6O6MLpD6uw
Is that a thing now, saying "hashtag" actually out loud in a voice?
That guy back stage is obsessed with hashtags hahaha but
'he doesn't know why'
Hashtag "Cock" #Eurovision
Shut up about hashtags, you moron.
GO DRUNK, EUROPE. YOU'RE HOME. #eurovision
"Hashtag beautiful girl" is clearly the new "how you doin'?" #getanears
Why are you saying "hashtag" out loud you twazzock?!
Shiney Monkey Balls! #Eurovision
I do it for you for you for you yeah I do it for you... Uh-oh uh uh a-ding-dong #awesomelyrics
Head squirrel better not become the next fad..
Anyone watching Eurovision? Is that woman wearing a squirrel on her head?
Well.. It rhymes with duck face. -- Luck face??
Is this a duck face or am I trying too hard?? pic.twitter.com/vAf6yWGIHc
I'm abseiling off the Forth Bridge for charity tomorrow. Hope the weather improves!
's always been odd... only when you look him in the eye do you see the full extent of the beast within
It's funny to think that all swans belong to the queen when you're fucking one in the eye socket.
Jesus Christ, there is a woman wearing trousers on the new Dyson advert! Does Dyson not know she's being hostile?!?!
I haven't touted my latest wares in a while. And you can pick up ZOMBIE THATCHER on the 'ol Kindle for only £1.53! tinyurl.com/zombiethatcher
'Kinell. Why stop there? I could rule the world.