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BronwenWinterPhoenix
New fitness instructor for one of my classes earlier: "So, have you all done sex work - I mean core blast - before? Alright, on your backs."
I really did not want to know that my Mum has read '50 Shades of Grey'...
It was a fucking POT NOODLE. The filthy bastards.
Guess what I got placed inside my IWOOT order that arrived - about TWO WEEKS LATE - today. Just guess.
Me photobombing @spookypantsmillie's selfie.
'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' was AMAZING!
I see Malaysia Airlines are avoiding Ukraine by flying over Syria instead... that'll end well.
... "People". *disgusted sneer*
At least if it was Stephen King's mist, there'd be tentacled monsters. *sigh*
Sometimes I feel like Scarlett O'Hara's mist has leaked out of the pages of a book and engulfed my entire life.
So much Fringe and it's not even Fringe yet. I reckon my office is going to be located in Starbucks for most of August.
Today is a pain in the rectus femoris (bad sprain). And I even managed to somehow get a little bruise right in the middle of the area it hurts.
Assisted suicide is back in the news. I personally cannot comprehend how anyone would want to miss the next series of 'Game of Thrones'.
Sometimes it feels like I'm never going to finish 'The Dark Tower IV'. Ever. Is it me or is this one rather long?
So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you.
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Before twitter, if you had a really good pun you just had to open a hairdressers
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I always used to sleep with one eye open, but found that it would keep me up half the night.
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If this weather were any muggier I'd have to give it my phone and my wallet.
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What's the difference between white people and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries it develops its own cultures.
Nowadays when an American talks about shooting themselves in the foot, it's much harder to know in which sense they actually mean.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hände.
Watching three baby swallows perched on a net out in the open, intermittently getting fed by their mummy and daddy. <3