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"Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?"
500 words in at 1am. 1500 words this morning. Stressed & frazzled trying to get ready for more Fringe fun! #wonderwoman #icanhaveitall
What does it say about you that you'd be the bad one?
Ever wish you were a schizophrenic with an alternate personality that was a neat freak with a good wotk ethic and high moral standards?
My tights practically disintegrated on the way to the bus stop. Starting to feel like Cinderella only it's now 3:44 in the am.
Fixing my tights at the back of the bus. #classy
Although got to say, it's doing the job rather well. #iwillneverlearn
Can someone remind me to buy a bra with removable straps?! Just had to resort to cutting them off a particularly sturdy M&S number.
And that's not even counting 'devastated' hazelnut crops threatening Nutella production. Nothing is safe.
Is anyone else watching recent news stories develop and just thinking the world's gone quite mad?
The police in Ferguson must be really fucking stupid if they think what they're doing is going to end well for them.…
I can't believe that there are people poaching rhinos in Africa. They must have to use enormous saucepans.
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“Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” ~ Alfred Hitchcock
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Should have been Robin Thicke.
poor robin. such a beautiful soul. to die rather than reach out is so heartbreaking.
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There was once a girl called Dorothy, O Dorothy, skiddle-dee-dee, Lived inside a walnut tree, unlike Michael Jackson, she knew where to pee
Last night I dreamt of great poverty, and the imagery since has been plaguing me all day.
Look what arrived in the post!
Still ill and a bit of a mess *sneeze* -- but look what just arrived!!!
I can't stop sneezing...
Been approached to write a story about the Queen, Mischa Collins, and an elopus. Let's see, shall we?
FLU DIET! Today I have eaten: two gingernuts, ice cream. Go me.
*cough* *splutter* I just had to get sick, didn't I? ... Hope it's not Ebola.
"What do you mean I'll get why you called me 'no legs' when I wake up?" Cause I'm going to cut your legs off in your sleep. #MissedTheJoke
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Admit it, none of you can actually imagine me with a child, can you??
(If I never have a son, I'll name my cat instead)
About to finally watch a screener for RAGNAROK (the probable name of any future son) for Screenpicks. Wish me luck. *puts the kettle on*
Accusing me of antisemitism is the funniest thing I've ever heard. If anything, I'm biased towards Jews. I'm clearly a big racist Jew-lover.
This might be the longest Qantas advert I've ever seen #commonwealth2014
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There has been a delay. We shall be bringing you BLATANT LIES as soon as possible. Meanwhile, here is an ant.
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Go watch @JulietteBurton: Look at Me. It's a well written show, and will make you smile. #EdFringe It's on at 2:45pm at the @Gildedballoon
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So many Fringe shows... what day is it again? Is it day or night? Ermmmm... Cat-urgh-pillar?
Just utterly destroyed those nachos.
It's so easy to get sick these days, especially when it's difficult to tell if someone has a throat infection, or just vocal fry.
Up to my eyeballs in work and feeling sick w/stress means I picked a really GREAT time to cut my own fringe (bangs)... hey-ho, s'only hair.
New fitness instructor for one of my classes earlier: "So, have you all done sex work - I mean core blast - before? Alright, on your backs."
I really did not want to know that my Mum has read '50 Shades of Grey'...
It was a fucking POT NOODLE. The filthy bastards.
Guess what I got placed inside my IWOOT order that arrived - about TWO WEEKS LATE - today. Just guess.
Me photobombing @spookypantsmillie's selfie.
'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' was AMAZING!
I see Malaysia Airlines are avoiding Ukraine by flying over Syria instead... that'll end well.
... "People". *disgusted sneer*