First i park my heely's
then i fuck your bitch
Me and Patrick Star have beef
RETWEET if you know a slut that follows you
White or Black .. im STILL callin you "nigga"
"Bros before hoes" is something a bro without a hoe would say..
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
if :) my :) mom :) asks :) me :) one :) more :) question :)
yo u need to invest in a plunger bc u always full of shit
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know your ghetto ass can't afford a positive.
First i have my mom sign a permission slip then i fuck yo bitch #swag
I make @Livszz
squirt like a Capri sun
Stop making jokes about fat people. They already got enough shit on their plate...
Want me to drink responsible? Make a Vodka brand named "responsible" & I will.
side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society.
: i just want a hand massage” I just want a hand job
Kim K is naming her son Easton, EASTon, and the fathers name is Kanye WEST. Easton West. EAST AND WEST. Celebs shouldn't have kids.
"Nigga she has a boyfriend." So? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.
Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is a microwave.
: @TheGodStewie really? Thats why i get more pussy than you? I mean shit ask your mom how good i fuck it!” 4th grade comeback
Have you ever wondered if your dollar bill has been in a strippers ass or not?
Arrested for Masturbating in car... Charged with Carjacking
I was born with a dick in my brain, fucked in the head
Booty so fly it make a nigga cry
When we doing that X @Huntermoore
Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once
Staying in the bathroom longer because you`re playing around with your phone....We all do it
I got a dick full of helium, ill fuck you up
Slutty girl: ugh, my throat really hurts.
Me: I bet your knees do too.
YESSSS” you sure you can handle it? They call my dick "the truth" cause most bitches can't handle it
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit you're going first!
I don't think I could ever stab someone.... I can barely get the straw in the C i Sun..
Yall heard that new Chris Brown and Rihanna song? "YEAH ITS A HIT !"
Buying a bitch Taco Bell almost always guarantees a BJ.
Hoes always blaming hoes for being hoes.
I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka?
Rope = $7.50. Duck tape = $2.75. Shovel = $12.98. Never having to see that bitch again? = Priceless !!!
Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi not suck my Dick.
If you take a photo in the mirror with an Ipad ... You stupid AF! Looking like you holding up a Thin ass cereal box
I put my dick in that bitch ear so she can hear where Im cumming from.