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Best cure for missing Dad on Father’s Day: Finding other dad in same hotel in Copenhagen! #Arzak pic.twitter.com/8RR5OJCurw
NYC to Singapore to Israel to NYC to Copenhagen. #airmiles
Holy fuck! There’s a Shake Shack in the Delta Terminal at JFK! Quality of life just improved 70%. #spendwaytoomuchtimehere
Major regret: I was still broke-ass, fucked up and working a shellfish counter at a saloon when my Dad passed .
@danawhite: @OttaviaBourdain @Bourdain that’s awesome!!! Congrats” wow! First lesson and I’m already hearing from the bigs!
Very proud of @Bourdain, not only he survived his first jiu-jitsu lesson, he was actually quite good at it. pic.twitter.com/0CgZh1buxj
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@Bourdain I think there needs to be a 7" colored vinyl release of the full #PartsUnknown theme song from Messrs. Homme and Lanegan
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Good day! My first jiu jitsu lesson at @RenzoGracieBJJ followed by gelato and percodan.
@rapo4 I have a damn master's degree that entailed actively setting fire to metal. Why in the universe are you gendering a cooking method?
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Ramallah drift racers, the “Speed Sisters” pic.twitter.com/qd4W3MGm0R
Dear Dr. Oz. please ask your friend #Garcinia to stop spamming me. It’s aggravating my condition and making me all killy.
“By the time you eat 1,000 kilograms of spinach you have eaten a quarter pounder’s worth of aphid. “
“And if you fancy making bread from scratch, about one and a half kilograms of insect is sprinkled into every 100 kilograms you use.”
So..vegans have been eating animal protein all along! ow.ly/lXaCF
. @benmmorgan Yes. We will cover countries we’ve been before ( and which have been seen elsewhere) but always from whole new perspective.
#garcinia Now with 15% MORE smegma!
#Garcinia helped me through some tough times.” —Hitler
#garcinia implicated in bloody seepage?
@Bourdain #Garcinia is to social media, what herpes is to a Jersey shore trip.
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Who can tweet the worst thing about #garcinia ? (Some sham dietary supplement shite) . #Spammers
Who are these robo-assholes tweeting me about garçinia? womenshealth.com-jun-garcinia.net Somebody told me it causes female pattern baldness.
@FloydTinker: @Bourdain my weights dropped faster with garcinia extract than any diet womenshealth.com-jun-garcinia.net” It’s probably tapeworm
@biggayicecream: @Mariobatali you know that @Bourdain saw PiL's NYC debut, at The Ritz when they played behind a scrim? “ true. Ended quick
I’ve seen the work this organization does for victims of rape in #Congo healafrica.org They make a real difference
For those who’d like to do good in #Congo this organization does great work healafrica.org
@Bourdain 2am. Repeated Friday 14th at 4pm and Saturday 15th at 8pm.
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@Bourdain seems to be on at 0200H in the UK on Sky Channel 506; CNN.
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Shame! @TheMagicalGiant caught in act putting cheese on seafood pasta! pic.twitter.com/zjn1FKyf3R
Far as I know, #PartsUnknown airs in UK at 3 AM tonite . Simultaneously everywhere (different time zones) on #CNN
Tonight on #PartsUnknown #Congo Far and away the most difficult show we’ve ever made
party in Kisingani (alleged) Belgian informer in background? Snitched us off to secret police. #Congo #PartsUnknown pic.twitter.com/LzARfBk1M0
Aboard the SS Cap'n Willard, heading upriver. Crew meal . #PartsUnknown pic.twitter.com/JOcxMCMhVz
Tonight's Congo #PartsUnknown . A typically dicy bridge crossing. pic.twitter.com/1b9OcZgrcE
Tonight! Season finale of #PartsUnknown The Congo. 9PM EST pic.twitter.com/HDcWXCUoea
I’m frankly more concerned by what Amazon knows about me. “Judging from your recent purchases we think you’ll like this rubber gimp suit”
Up all night reading Matthew Spektor's "American Dream Machine" . Superb! Best West Coast/Hollywood novel in years.
"No show I've ever made has been more difficult, more frustrating, more uncertain, maddening or dangerous" -@Bourdain anthonybourdain.tumblr.com/post/522418704…
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Russia Lures Away West's Finest Thespians! With Snacks. #Depardieu #Seagal
Thank God! Now Russia has to feed Steven Seagal.
"Russia wants Steven #Seagal 2 be face of weapons industry." Good News: He's all yours! #RussiaAimHigher #FinalSale news.yahoo.com/russia-wants-s…
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Support the #JerseyShore and @Sandynjrelief Fund by eating out on June 19th @NationalDineOut Day
New @qotsa record, "Like Clockwork " out today! And it is awesome. Must to buy!