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Bo Burnham
My book of poetry, EGGHEAD, is now out in paperback. It's like the hardcover except softer. amazon.com/Egghead-Cant-S…
Had very fun college shows this week. New tour early next year. pic.twitter.com/jYgtZkm1AM
Well I'm declaring a war on "the war on 'war on'" moron. pic.twitter.com/opuMzNDy8h
Free speech means I can say whatever I want and then if you disagree or are offended SHUT UP YOU FUCKING HATER, FUCK YOU!!!
Tonight! 10pm! HBO! The insanely funny @NotoriousROD 's one hour special. He's the most fearless performer I've ever seen + he smells great.
Thank you to the audience at Duke University! You were very fun. Please tell Coach K I'm in room 423 at the Ramada Inn waiting for him.
My book of poetry, EGGHEAD, came out exactly one ago. It has not changed since then. amazon.com/Egghead-Cant-S… pic.twitter.com/0gw6k809M2
LA! On 10/25 I'm performing in @RealTenaciousD's Comedy & Music festival, @FestivalSupreme! festivalsupreme.com #wonderboy
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A couple of the subliminal messages from the Repeat Stuff video. There are 14 total. pic.twitter.com/XSMFS1StJg
REPEAT STUFF MUSIC VIDEO. THIS ONE IS FOR MY FANS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH XOXOXO I AM SO #BLESSED AND #HUMBLED. youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0U…
Repeat Stuff video tomorrow. #betterneverthanlate
Is it technically cheating if she's out of town and she's not your girlfriend and you don't have anyone and oh god I can't feel my legs.
Dear very successful people accepting awards, you're using the word "humbled" incorrectly.
Cee Lo Green said it's not rape if you don't remember it. I wonder if he remembers when, remembers when he lost his mind?
Self-leaking my own pics before the #hackers get to them. instagram.com/p/sYZ1AxFGcs/
FUCK THE NSA FOR READING MY EMAILS!!! *beats off to stolen naked pictures* *sleeps like a baby*
OMGG YASSS STOLEN NAKED PICTURES OF YOUNG WOMEN YASSSS BLATANT VIOLATION OF A FELLOW HUMAN BEING'S PRIVACY SO HOTTT OMFGGG MMMMM!
"Taylor Swift stays out too late!" - some people, apparently
JUST HIT A MILLION FOLLOWERS! I AM SO HAPPY! KIDS! PURSUE LARGE TWITTER FOLLOWINGS AT ALL COSTS! THIS IS SO SATISFYING SPIRITUALLY!!!!!!
Thank you to everyone sending me nice birthday tweets. I AM NOW FOUR FACTORIAL AKA XXIV AKA JACK BAUER AKA TWO MOTHERFUCKIN DOZEN.
BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Movie postquels. They're like prequels except they show what happens NEXT, wait, whoops, nevermind.
LA! Just released a few last minute tickets for "Bo & Friends" tonight. Will be me and 4 of my closest comedifriends. ticketfly.com/purchase/event…
A picture of me wearing one of the many smiles Robin Williams has given me during my life. pic.twitter.com/t8f09vBcSQ
Well that really fucking sucks.
CONGRATS TO ALL THESE ANCIENT AND POSSIBLY IMMORTAL SHAPESHIFTERS FOR FINDING SUCH BEAUTIFUL HUMAN SKIN TO WEAR!!! pic.twitter.com/EBe4Rg76ZP
Hey new followers! I wrote a book of poetry: amazon.com/gp/aw/d/145551… it has stuff like this in it pic.twitter.com/kFHvrUveUL
LOS ANGELES: Come to see me work on new material but stay for my professional comedian friends! BO & FRIENDS tix: largo-la.com/event/632943/
I live my life by a simple code: 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001
FUN FACT: A person who thinks that the average person only uses 10 percent of his or her brain is only using 10 percent of his or her brain.
Had a great time Showing My Song today. #krollshow pic.twitter.com/xy080TIXh6
WHAT A DISASTER! I NOW KNOW JOKES CAN HURT! #SORRYHUNTERS pic.twitter.com/X9CMzRcIQw
I'M DOING MY BEST. I AM SO SORRY. pic.twitter.com/W1UVFw20Sp
I AM NOW PERSONALLY APOLOGIZING TO ALL HUNTERS WITH TWEETS. I AM SUCH AN IDIOT. THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE I AM SO FUCKING SORRY.
Let's all take a second today to just sit and think about how lucky we are to not be named Hunter.
Had a wet dream about Betsy Ross. #America
Every time I say something racist all these PC 1st-amendment-hating liberals are all like "you're racist." #smh
I'm performing @FestivalSupreme on 10/25 in Los Angeles. Amazing line-up. Tickets at festivalsupreme.com pic.twitter.com/QmJWFXh0v7
β€œ@iamdiddy: In a world where you can be anything you want, BE YOURSELF.” WILL DO, SEAN COMBS!!!
Been in the library for hours trying to figure out the subtext to Katy Perry's "it's time to bring out the big balloons" line. No progress.
I like Lana Del Ray because she sings sad songs but also looks like she could sell you a quality jar of beeswax.
Well then I guess I got a FULL-RIDE SCHOLARSHIP. Right, Diddy? Diddy? Plz respond β€œ@iamdiddy: Failure is the tuition you pay for success.”
Just found out that not only is Iggy Azalea fancy, but apparently I already knew it!