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Andrew Gaskins
#BOOM. An extra-clutch #ColbyJack gives the #Astros a 4-3 lead in the 9th!
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#Teens: What do YOU think #Jesus's favorite #gun would be? 🔫😇
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ITS ALREADY THE 8th???? IN TWELVE DAYS ILL BE LIKE IN COLLEGE WHAT
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6 Broken Chips That Could Still Hold Salsa If You Just Gave Them A Chance clickhole.com/r/2809tsd
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You Are The Bouncer At The Trendiest Bar In Town. Can You Keep Trouble Out? clickhole.com/r/2828tsd
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“I think my son’s bully makes some good points.” clickhole.com/r/2908tsd
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be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
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I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes
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Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY - If we were in the Hunger Games, I’d kill you last
Meek Mill take it from us- if you gonna serve beef serve it high quality
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This photo of tonight's #Walkoff is everything wonderful. #Astros
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"Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the house cup." — Univ. of Cincinnati
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I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear.
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"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
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Retweet if this had a positive impact on your childhood
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Oh, you’re a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings.
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Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither.
I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT I NEED AN EXCUSE TO USE THE EMOJI SO HERE DAMMIT 📅📆
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The song is called Radioactive because its played so much on the radio ift.tt/1OaOIAf
Anybody else find it funny how on the Houston story there's a video of people off roading right after the constable says drive safe
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@Whataburger #ServeMeFirst because I will wait in line wearing a panda onesie
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Whataburger is open 24 hours a day because they're always busy grillin up dank memes.
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Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically clickhole.com/r/1855tsd
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It just hit me really really hard that I already miss high school and going to college is very scary
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Hey America, time to party like it's 1999! The #USA wins its first World Cup in 16 years with a 5-2 win over Japan.
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4-0 after 15? What sport am I watching, WNBA???




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