How to tell @gregpmiller
have it right: They know *which* details Trump told Lavrov. Officials asked WP not to publish them.
"People don't ask that question, but why was there a Civil War?" - President Trump
You need to be asked this question to be a U.S. citizen
Manic Researchers Announce They Are Hours Away From Cure For Depression trib.al/BBrsyl2
The algorithm that could help end gerrymandering:
As I mentioned on @LateNightSeth
my face ends up on many international products. Thanks for this one @ParrotVince
He was the love of my life . Don Rickles is funnier right now in death than most comics are in life.
I'm not a lawyer but: couldn't Susan Rice sue President for libel, leading to full discovery process and questioning under oath?
A tyrant would like nothing better than to get rid of Internet privacy and net neutrality. washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
Anyone want a signed set list of mine from 2006?
[ Did Donald Trump get an iPhone? Recent tweets that look like his style are no longer coming from an Android device! ]
Los Angeles: I'll be a guest on my friend Nicholas Kraft's show tonight at the @ucbtla
I think it's safe to say that Diego the turtle's publicist is crushing it
White House press release (left) contains full paragraph copied verbatim from Exxon press release (right).
my kid's costume on #WorldBookDay
- it's his all-time favourite book:
my son going to nursery as his favourite book!
Happy Valentine's Day from Dan Mintz 💘n
What it took to get sent to an old-timey mental hospital (@ListsOfNote
288,000 PEOPLE: Every day I am interested in hearing what the Super Bowl has to say
Matching Donations: A directory of people that will match your donation to the @ACLU
I'm in this excellent movie with the brilliant Michael Keaton and the inexplicably clean-shaven @Nick_Offerman
the tweets are literally writing themselves now
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