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B.J. Novak
Today: Harlem Children's Zone Promise Academy. Tonight: RJ Julia Booksellers, Madison, CT. Tomorrow: Boston! thebookwithnopictures.com/tour
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Tonight - @katewalsh & @bjnovak LIVE in the Clubhouse. Tweet me Q's all night for them!
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Me and Bea are really excited that our books by @bjnovak and @lenadunham were delivered today!!! pic.twitter.com/xtuV2z4pjH
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@bjnovak My twins' favorite book. They walk around singing GLUG GLUG GLUG. MY FACE IS A BUG!
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I am proud and overjoyed that my second book and first one for kids, The Book With No Pictures, is out today! m.youtube.com/watch?v=cREyQJ…
Elmo was very ENTHUSIASTIC to dance with @mindykaling! Thanks for teaching Elmo a new word! youtube.com/watch?v=em5SSa… pic.twitter.com/XiSqGxqloU
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Watch @bjnovak make a room full of kids crack up while reading The Book with No Pictures vnty.fr/1tdMeFu
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My kids and I looove "The Book With No Pictures", a picture book with no pictures by @bjnovak -- get it tomorrow when it comes out!
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The Book With No Pictures comes out tomorrow! Tour dates and more at thebookwithnopictures.com.
NY & BOSTON & DC & ATLANTA & CHICAGO & AUSTIN & SF & LA : I will see you soon! thebookwithnopictures.com/tour
How is there no @Starbucks at @flyLAXairport Terminal 4
Pretty soon, all you'll need to communicate anything you want to say to anyone you know will be 250,000 separate apps on your phone.
Come see @bjnovak read from his pictureless THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES at @HarvardBooks on 10/2! Click for tickets: ow.ly/BPHAE
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My first children's book, The Book With No Pictures, comes out one week from today! For tour dates, reviews & more: thebookwithnopictures.com
If you live in LA & have some free time in the afternoons sometimes, volunteer at @826LA with me! 826la.org
10 important historical moments told through text messages: on.mash.to/Z7o6gC pic.twitter.com/NOIeHiWaRV
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Girl, are you a favorited tweet? Because I'm seeing you everywhere these days
“I refuse to play this concert until everyone stops asking who I am.” “Mr. West, you’re in an owl sanctuary."
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"You deal and I win" - the rules of a card game as just explained to me by a three-year-old
Swing from the chandelier or don't, enough talk
@BookishHQ lists the best new children's books for fall: bit.ly/1rvb02W Thanks for including @bjnovak & @OliverJeffers!
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How passive-aggressive would it be if they named the baby "Scotland"
"It's getting hot in here" "so take off all your clothes" "there's gotta be a middle ground"
not sure how to feel here “@HaleyAronow: @bjnovak HEY GUESS WHO'S ON JEOPARDY...none of these nerds answered tho pic.twitter.com/g0Bs4D3ZZP
I genuinely love how patriotic Katt Williams is
The Walk to School on the Day After Labor Day instagram.com/p/scON8VrC9Y/
I was very lucky that @mattselman let me write "a totally fun thing" as my last Simpsons episode #EverySimpsonsEver
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I will be in Paris, Amsterdam, and Berlin this week for book events. If you will be there too please visit bjnovak.com/tour.
Fun fact (especially to me): my brilliant brother Jesse Novak (@jesseno) is the music composer for both @MindyProjectFOX & @BoJackHorseman.
Check out new @netflix animated series @BoJackHorseman out today. Stars @arnettwill @aaronpaul_8 @alisonbrie and is impossible to explain.
Why won't Becky look at her butt?
Tonight 9.10pm @bjnovak starts his run @AssemblyFest. Hear the comedy star's stories in 'One More Thing' #edfringe bit.ly/1o9CObf
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I am named after a character from a Robin Williams TV show when my parents still lived in Africa. He meant so much, to so many, so far away.
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GERMANY UND AUSTRIA: German translation of "One More Thing" is out 18 Aug. in Europe. (Note new cover and title.) pic.twitter.com/AJXXlJVIeY
If Harmony Korine had directed White Chicks it would have won awards
Shaquille O'Neal is still such a great goddamn name
i don't think anyone is more scared of the "thriller" video than i am
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And sticks and stones probably won't break your bones anyway.
The Book With No Pictures audiobook recording session. The most animated I have ever been. instagram.com/p/rArJtWrCyM/
If someone says "you were in my dream last night!" and doesn't proceed to tell you something insanely fucked up, they are lying by omission
Why bring a laptop to Starbucks when you can bring a DESKTOP instagram.com/p/q490O3LCxS/
G rosSSsssSs *throws up* *and again* #MindyUCanDoBetter@bjnovak: #TBT to when I visited @mindykaling earlier today instagram.com/p/q2RGoUpQ5d/
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Your red gchat symbol means nothing to me
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