I'm doing audio commentary for @bjnovak
's incredibly funny and well-written new book of short stories and I'm going to ruin it with prattle
As actresses we've have coined this really unusual way of being completely crazy but also totally boring at the same time
"How you gon' be mad on vacation?!?" Kanye already sounds like a dad
Jennifer Lawrence is like an awesome old lady who doesn't give a fuck who stole the body of a young woman who does.
Honored I'm part of the documentary Comedy Warriors: Healing Through Humor - TONIGHT - 8 PM ET/PT @SHO_Network
Go to: bit.ly/1iEektO
HERE WE GO- The brand new ASM2 trailer:
Dear Santa, I am 7. I don’t bite my nails. Please bring me a toy filling station. I have a bird, a cat and two fish. Roger Anderson IA1929
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I'd like to see the version of The Matrix in which Jay Z is offered a choice between the gray pill and the Tom Ford tuxedo
If you live in Los Angeles this show "Saturday with the Beatles" on KCSN 88.5 FM is really good
Recording a musical part of my audiobook yesterday with help from @jesseno
and the fantastic students of @826LA
If you're calling me on the phone somebody better be dead.
I want to be more confident but I'm not totally sure that's the best idea
is called "You've Got Sext" and has lots of enjoyable inappropriate sexual situations 9:30/8:30 on FOX
sex offenders who don't use turn signals is my biggest pet perve
I think you maybe mean a paper cup “@Starbucks
: Coffee: a hug in a mug.”
Michael Jackson probably could have gotten anyone in the world for that rap interlude in "Black or White"
Writing a book requires learning how to make full sentences
Greenland is mostly ice, and Iceland is surprisingly green. On an unrelated note: I live in the City of Angels
: I always keeps it interesting :)”
RT to spread the word about an all-new episode of #themindyproject
on FOX (TUE 9:30/8:30c). pic.twitter.com/ZKjnaXi2sx
The Sherman Brothers are tasked with writing music for Mary Poppins - and pleasing P.L. Travers - in #SavingMrBanks
"What if the universe gave you an extra hour, free & unaccounted for? What would you do with it?" "Nothing," they said. "Maybe complain."
I'm impressed that "Milk Duds" was the winning choice for the name at the final Hershey's board meeting on the subject
"I think 31 days was a mistake. You can’t divide 31 by anything." @bjnovak
imagines the origins of the calendar: nyr.kr/17TUzE8
An excerpt from my book, One More Thing, is in this week's issue of The New Yorker: newyorker.com/humor/2013/11/…
We will see the hidden-ball-trick this World Series
Lou Reed forever defined the beautifully blue Sunday morning. It feels like a wry touch to hear the sad news about him at such a time.
But let's say you're already paying a fair rate for insurance. Then it's fifteen minutes you can never get back, that saved you nothing
May or may not have already raised this in development meetings. RT @bjnovak
Is it true you are going to call the show "That's So Ronan"?
Who would have guessed that the next famous Steve McQueen would be just as cool and yet so strikingly different
Cheney also had his heart "murdered out": entirely matte black, all trademarks, logos and serial numbers removed.
On Planet Mercury, Jeremy Piven gets Earth poisoning have a great weekend everybody Saving Mr. Banks in theaters this Christmas
Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn
This anti-suicide advice from @mattfraction
is awesome--fierce and funny and unexpectedly joyous. Share where needed. mattfraction.com/post/639997862…
This is amazing news to me “@amence_1
: Brand new US Office tonight CAN. NOT. WAIT. That's what she said @bjnovak @rainnwilson
Congratulations to the brilliant @RonanFarrow
: MSNBC Confirms Ronan Farrow As New Host dlvr.it/48QmFd
The best way for a man to have a completely honest, private conversation with another man is for one to be a guest on the other's podcast
Crazy that Apple charges $39 for these little iPhone 5 adapters when I bet they only cost like $32 to make
yo hit me up when you get to boston. lots of ratchet activities will be had” sounds amazing, also who are you
Being early is the new being late
Did Alice Munro really retire or is this another goddamn Jay-Z situation
In an hour I'm on stage w/ @bjnovak
at NY Comic-Con #NYCC
Tune in to @MTV
tonight at 7/6c to watch @soulpancake
's 1hr special tackling suicide & depression: ow.ly/pAh6U