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B.J. Novak
Your red gchat symbol means nothing to me
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"I'm not going to just sit around feeling sorry for myself." Why not? Your life's a fucking mess.
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Dear @twitter, the "send all" feature in drafts only exists 'cause you guys love drama, right?
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fall in love with someone who treats you like Kanye West treats Kanye
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@bjnovak I'm hoping the Ben Affleck batman is just like the 60's TV show, with Pow! and Bam! sfx as he punches superman.
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How did the Batman, James Bond, and Planet of the Apes franchises all wind up so incredibly serious?
Turn Down For What makes you feel like your body is moving against its will
Happy Birthday to my tallest brother @LevNovak
Driving up pch thinking the animals in the ocean are like neighbors that keep to themselves that we occasionally encounter
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The misuse of the word "exponentially" has increased dramatically
Every weekend in summer should be a 3-day weekend. That should just be the law.
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They say the biggest risk is to take no risk at all. So that's what I'm gonna do: take no risk at all like a motherfucking daredevil
Everything takes forever
Impatient Billionaires and Mirrors for the Earth via @TEDTalks about @bjnovak blog.ted.com/2014/03/04/bj-…
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Jasonnnnn Deruuuuulo
Thank you @Oprah @MarthaStewart @mashable @creedbratton & more for putting One More Thing on your summer reading lists!
Either I have Benjamin Button syndrome, or Weird Al keeps getting more great. smarturl.it/MandatoryFun
I didn't even know there was a road between LA and Tokyo
UK: I will be at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for six shows in August! Live readings of published & new stories. assemblyfestival.com/event.php?id=77
Thank you @kcrw for the relief on this hot day
in the future everyone will have 15 minutes of privacy
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@bjnovakfanpage where did you even get that pic of my brother
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