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B.J. Novak
Girl, are you a favorited tweet? Because I'm seeing you everywhere these days
“I refuse to play this concert until everyone stops asking who I am.” “Mr. West, you’re in an owl sanctuary."
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"You deal and I win" - the rules of a card game as just explained to me by a three-year-old
Swing from the chandelier or don't, enough talk
@BookishHQ lists the best new children's books for fall: bit.ly/1rvb02W Thanks for including @bjnovak & @OliverJeffers!
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How passive-aggressive would it be if they named the baby "Scotland"
"It's getting hot in here" "so take off all your clothes" "there's gotta be a middle ground"
not sure how to feel here “@HaleyAronow: @bjnovak HEY GUESS WHO'S ON JEOPARDY...none of these nerds answered tho pic.twitter.com/g0Bs4D3ZZP
I genuinely love how patriotic Katt Williams is
The Walk to School on the Day After Labor Day instagram.com/p/scON8VrC9Y/
I was very lucky that @mattselman let me write "a totally fun thing" as my last Simpsons episode #EverySimpsonsEver
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I will be in Paris, Amsterdam, and Berlin this week for book events. If you will be there too please visit bjnovak.com/tour.
Fun fact (especially to me): my brilliant brother Jesse Novak (@jesseno) is the music composer for both @MindyProjectFOX & @BoJackHorseman.
Check out new @netflix animated series @BoJackHorseman out today. Stars @arnettwill @aaronpaul_8 @alisonbrie and is impossible to explain.
Why won't Becky look at her butt?
Tonight 9.10pm @bjnovak starts his run @AssemblyFest. Hear the comedy star's stories in 'One More Thing' #edfringe bit.ly/1o9CObf
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I am named after a character from a Robin Williams TV show when my parents still lived in Africa. He meant so much, to so many, so far away.
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GERMANY UND AUSTRIA: German translation of "One More Thing" is out 18 Aug. in Europe. (Note new cover and title.) pic.twitter.com/AJXXlJVIeY
If Harmony Korine had directed White Chicks it would have won awards
Shaquille O'Neal is still such a great goddamn name
i don't think anyone is more scared of the "thriller" video than i am
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And sticks and stones probably won't break your bones anyway.
The Book With No Pictures audiobook recording session. The most animated I have ever been. instagram.com/p/rArJtWrCyM/
If someone says "you were in my dream last night!" and doesn't proceed to tell you something insanely fucked up, they are lying by omission
Why bring a laptop to Starbucks when you can bring a DESKTOP instagram.com/p/q490O3LCxS/
G rosSSsssSs *throws up* *and again* #MindyUCanDoBetter@bjnovak: #TBT to when I visited @mindykaling earlier today instagram.com/p/q2RGoUpQ5d/
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Your red gchat symbol means nothing to me
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"I'm not going to just sit around feeling sorry for myself." Why not? Your life's a fucking mess.
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Dear @twitter, the "send all" feature in drafts only exists 'cause you guys love drama, right?
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fall in love with someone who treats you like Kanye West treats Kanye
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@bjnovak I'm hoping the Ben Affleck batman is just like the 60's TV show, with Pow! and Bam! sfx as he punches superman.
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How did the Batman, James Bond, and Planet of the Apes franchises all wind up so incredibly serious?
Turn Down For What makes you feel like your body is moving against its will
Happy Birthday to my tallest brother @LevNovak
Driving up pch thinking the animals in the ocean are like neighbors that keep to themselves that we occasionally encounter
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The misuse of the word "exponentially" has increased dramatically
Every weekend in summer should be a 3-day weekend. That should just be the law.
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They say the biggest risk is to take no risk at all. So that's what I'm gonna do: take no risk at all like a motherfucking daredevil
Everything takes forever
Impatient Billionaires and Mirrors for the Earth via @TEDTalks about @bjnovak blog.ted.com/2014/03/04/bj-…
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Jasonnnnn Deruuuuulo
Thank you @Oprah @MarthaStewart @mashable @creedbratton & more for putting One More Thing on your summer reading lists!