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Billy Connolly
comedy 184,810 followers
I played at the Opera house in Cork last night.I had a great time.Great crowd,great theatre,great staff.Great to be back.
The photographer from Killarney seems to have run to the media weeping about the big bad comedian who gave her a hard time.Boo Hoo.
I met some lovely people after the gig in Killarney.We talked for ages,it was lovely.Some great fans of Boondocks Saints.In Killarney!,,
I seem to have caused a little ripple on the Lakes of Killarney,by telling a photographer to get the Hell out of my eye line.No regrets.
The gig I did tonight in Castlebar Co.Mayo,and the previous night in Galway,are the most satisfying gigs I have done in a long time.
Meeting Seamus Heaney is weird. It feels like meeting William Wordsworth and Bob Dylan at Dinner. It's nice to meet someone older than me.
I had a meeting with Seamus Heaney in Dublin. He has translated some old Scottish fables,which I will read this week for animation on BBC.
Just finished a week in Dublin. The Gaiety theatre is a real old jewellery box. What a great audience,I couldn't be happier.
Goodbye Sweet Riochard Griffiths,you we're a nice big Man.
About the Waterboys. The Lake Isle of Innisfree will never be the same again.Mike Scott did it as a blues and just blew me out of my seat.
I went to see The Waterboys at the Town Hall last night.They were amazing. The whole show was Yeats put to. Mike Scott's music.Happy me.
Hello Joanna,I didn't even notice you following me!
I just watched" Winter's Bone"with Jennifer Lawrence,and loved every second.The banjo seems to get better as the fim gets weirder.I love it
For the good of your immortal soul,go and see"The Book of Mormon"if you get half a chance.The funniest thing I've seen in years.
Does anybody know anything about the band who appeared on SNL last night?I thought the were beathtaking.Alabama something.
I had a great time at the Baftas Last night.Stephen Fry just gets better all the time.What a Host.
So far it looks as if I'm getting on my flight to London tonight.The snow seems to have calmed down to a blinding deluge.
How did you come across this man's medals,and what progress have you made in finding his family.
How nice to hear from you. Are you still down in Dunoon?
I had my fourth Tango lesson today.My God it's more difficult than it looks! I'm loving it though.Can't be long now before the hair gel.
Tonight I went to see Peter Asher's show and loved every second of it.The story telling is flawless,and the music is a joy.Oh happy me!
"Quartet" has now reached No.1 at the UK box office! - Billy's management @QuartetFilm
The Billy Connolly Special Best Bits podcast, from the Chris Evans Breakfast Show on 14th December, is now... fb.me/2pd5WVB2z
To anyone who attended my Bafta"Do".Thank you so much.You made me very happy.I am genuinely deeply grateful.
I was interviewed by a journalist during the week,who told me sincerely that I should think about doing stand-up comedy!Standards are diving
I seem to be incapable of composing a tweet without mistakes on my Blackberry.I think I'll stick to the Ipad in future.I look such a jerk,
I just finished performing to to of the best udiences of my life,at the Beacon Theatre in New York.Thank you,you're the best.I was Flying.
Don’t miss Billy Connolly performing live at The Beacon Theatre, New York, on Thursday 6th and Friday 7th... fb.me/1q6gceQLm