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Bill Maher
Los Angeles! This Friday LIVE! stand up at Nokia Theatre. You can get tickets here: bit.ly/BM_La
Mickey Rooney died last Sunday, after a long battle with being an asshole. Cmon, i waited a week.
The outrageously courageous phenom that is #PussyRiot came by #RealTime last tonight. Putin, eat your heart out.
The outrageously courageous phenom that is #PussyRiot came by #RealTime tonight. Putin, eat ur heart out. pic.twitter.com/GIOdEbnRkZ
Trying to remember, don't do shit until the Heartbleed bug solved! That hacker shld get time! Unless its the NSA, then thanks for saving us!
If only the world wld look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it
Here's The Fascinating Reason Bill Maher Still Plays Theaters In Small-Town America businessinsider.com/bill-mahers-ap… via @BI_Strategy
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Was with #PussyRiot last night at a dinner in their honor; they'll be on #RealTime Friday. And let's rename Russian dressing Freedom Sauce!
Are those gang signs gonna get me in trouble? pic.twitter.com/F0kTHwz70a
"The threat to the rhino has increased as the price of horn has gone up." Tomorrow on #VICEonHBO @vikramkgandhi @VICE itsh.bo/PoRFVw
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Wu-Tang Clan have an interesting project, putting out an album and will only sell one copy. Altho, didn't Ted Nugent do that not on purpose?
Read @shanesmith30's response to the people who say man-made global warming isn't real: bit.ly/1gm0jdb
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Obamacare is gonna work. And all that rooting against it to reach its goal - its like rooting against the Jerry Lewis telethon to reach its goal.
Obamacare is gonna work. And all that rooting agst it to reach its goal - its like rooting agst the Jerry Lewis telethon to reach its goal
Wait,theres a guy who wants me flogged? Jesus theres a lot of nuts out there. U'd prolly get off on it u fuckin weirdo. #21stCentury asswipe
Is #ChrisChristie really blaming scandal on Stepian dumping Bridget Kelly? With an email "time for some traffic problems in your vagina"
Is Christie really blaming scandal on Stepian dumping Bridget Kelly? With an email "time for some traffic problems in your vagina"
Putin must be reading the tabloids - he just said he didn't seize Crimea, it was a "conscious uncoupling" from Ukraine
#LosAngeles LIVE! stand up at @NokiaTheatre on Friday, April 18: bit.ly/BM_La