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Bill Maher
He really did live long and prosper!
Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who's trying to kill u - u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her
One thing you never hear in the middle east: I just can't stay mad at you
ESPYs gotta be stupidest award show ever.'For best football team...'- the winner of the Super Bowl!! U play real games! U don't need voting!
You had me at #Ammo
Well if you say so then okay.
Nashville! At Andrew Jackson tonight and ran into an old friend...
Im in Greensboro, N.C.! At the War Memorial tonight - just hope its named after a war we can agree on which side shoulda won!
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Bill Maher plans to localize show in #Greensboro via @JournalNow
Germany and Argentina in the finals - what a dilemma for old ex Nazis in exile
Who's ready for comedian/author @billmaher on Sunday? Tickets still available here:
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The drought out here in Cali is severe! If cops knock, remember to make sure ALL your drugs are in the toilet before you flush!
Really People of America,u think Obama is worst prez ever? 2% "like his policies but hate him". USA, home of wrld's most progressive racists
Do you get the feeling that even Mormon missionaries go to Iraq and say "Fuck this, you people believe whatever you want, let's bounce!"
Everyone talks about the injuries in football, but what about soccer? I keep falling asleep on the couch and my neck is killing me
...and now its 800 troops going back to Iraq. I'm feeling nostalgic, got out my old "shock and awe" videos, they really hold up
So...good robots that turn into cars have fistfights with bad robots? That's it? Or am I thinking of Scientology?
@dujourmedia Mag Party pics. Follow: @jasonbinn for the hot spots & parties.
Look at this guy with the big head! And Mr. Met's in the picture too!