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Bill Maher
United States of Pant Shitters (#ISIS) @HBO #RealTime:
Pre-sale tickets available this now for the #Aloha Comedy Tour in #Hawaii! Use password: RBP.
Bill Maher: "If stupid atheists want to give me their money," that's their business [VIDEO]
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I guess my secret is out...
Why does our media act as a terrorist delivery system? When a fan runs on field NFL doesn't show it, but we oblige ISIS. More on this Friday
Sorry Mr President, but saying Isis isn't Islamic is like saying Mel Gibson isn't Catholic; religions don't include just the ones you like
Keith Olbermann and I doing the play by play last night in between Bill Maher's two live shows on HBO:…
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Thanku to all wellwishers! And to those who think last nite's doubledare was a cheap stunt, it was a very expensive stunt!
#DCLIVE #Realtime #StandUp Tonight 9PM! @HBO
#DCLIVE #DoubleDare @HBO Special in 24 Hours!
Cheney calls for escalation…again via @hardball
#Hardball Tonight with Chris Matthews
I gotta say this about D C: few cities have more "I hated that guy in college" guys walking around than this one
In DC now for Friday's double dare! I didnt know u cld get hammered on merlot till partying w/ @johnboehner last night. #TGIMonday!
Tonight, @billmaher stops by to talk about Real Time and why he's right about everything. Here's a sneak peek:
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I love the Mets but I'm not sure about this uniform. Unless they're playing Isis...
Busy @billmaher takes a break from prepping his "Live from D.C. Double Event" to visit Dave tonight. 11:35|10:35c.
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Of all the issues in the world today this is his.
Tonight @Letterman
Off to Syracuse NY for stand up show tonight - my August off is over!!
Still not sure what exactly Repubs want Obama to do re Isis, complaint seems to be"his failure to not be one of the good ones"
Just since Aug 4, 19 people have been beheaded in Saudi Arabia, most for non-violent crimes. But they have oil, so those are OK.
Aug 1,100th anniv of onset of WW!; today, 75th anniv of WWII.History is cruel;if only we cld go back in time, we could prevent Downton Abbey
Bill Maher dares Dick Cheney to set himself on fire
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O.J. is becoming a Muslim? Well, he does have experience with beheading. Have at it trolls, sometimes i do it just for you xo
You live long enough you see everything - just saw my #NYMets turn a triple play! And who's that kid photobombing me?
U live long enuf u see everything - just saw my #NYMets turn a triple play! And who's that kid photobombing me?
Russian artillery now bombarding Ukraine? I say we threaten to take our mail-order bride business straight to the Philippines!
When did police work become a profession where the risk factor to the cop must be zero? There's some risk! "Protect and serve" refers to us!
Isis- "one of thousands of Islamic militant groups" (NYTimes) beheads another. But by all means lets keep pretending all religions are alike
I don't know if this is connected, but ever since the New York Times came out for pot, the paperboy doesn't get it anywhere near the porch
As i've mentioned on RealTime, police in Germany- the WHOLE COUNTRY - fired 89 shots in 2011, 49 were warning shots. Who's the police state?
Wow just read that 80% of police officers are overweight. The fat blue line.
Check out the Sioux City Journal's Bill Maher Ticket Sweepstakes - I just entered here! #wintickets…
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This Isis is some cocky m-fuckers. This is one i'm really rooting for us to kick their ass down their throats. America, fuck yeah!
Did something tonight i've been wanting to do for 25 years - smoked a joint on stage in Denver
#CrownHeights,Brooklyn,put up signs:"Dress modestly, this is a #Jewish neighborhood". Neighbors put up sign:"Take off that long wool coat, its summer!"
Crown Hts,Brooklyn,put up signs:"Dress modestly, this is a Jewish n-hood". Neighbors put up sign:"Take off that long wool coat, its summer!"
Here's hoping the latest Gaza cease-fire holds, altho track record is not good. Last one, there wasn't even time for the zamboni to come out
Wow, now the New York Times is even taking ads for marijuana! Go Grey Lady! I didn't even know Tiffanys made a roachclip.
And Lindsay Graham will be appearing in "Wicked".
Congress is off, yay! McCain returned to his gas station in the desert where he's the last guy to warn the teenagers their cabin is haunted