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Bill Maher
When did police work become a profession where the risk factor to the cop must be zero? There's some risk! "Protect and serve" refers to us!
Isis- "one of thousands of Islamic militant groups" (NYTimes) beheads another. But by all means lets keep pretending all religions are alike
I don't know if this is connected, but ever since the New York Times came out for pot, the paperboy doesn't get it anywhere near the porch
As i've mentioned on RealTime, police in Germany- the WHOLE COUNTRY - fired 89 shots in 2011, 49 were warning shots. Who's the police state?
Wow just read that 80% of police officers are overweight. The fat blue line.
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This Isis is some cocky m-fuckers. This is one i'm really rooting for us to kick their ass down their throats. America, fuck yeah!
Did something tonight i've been wanting to do for 25 years - smoked a joint on stage in Denver
#CrownHeights,Brooklyn,put up signs:"Dress modestly, this is a #Jewish neighborhood". Neighbors put up sign:"Take off that long wool coat, its summer!"
Crown Hts,Brooklyn,put up signs:"Dress modestly, this is a Jewish n-hood". Neighbors put up sign:"Take off that long wool coat, its summer!"
Here's hoping the latest Gaza cease-fire holds, altho track record is not good. Last one, there wasn't even time for the zamboni to come out
Wow, now the New York Times is even taking ads for marijuana! Go Grey Lady! I didn't even know Tiffanys made a roachclip.
And Lindsay Graham will be appearing in "Wicked".
Congress is off, yay! McCain returned to his gas station in the desert where he's the last guy to warn the teenagers their cabin is haunted
I look like i'm in La Cage Aux Folles, but hey Chris Hardwick was funny tonight!!
Since today is 100th anniversary of WWI, Russia and Ukraine shld do like in baseball and do today's fighting on old-timey uniforms
Climate scientists may finally have found a way to make low-info voters care about global warming: imagine the planet is locked in a car
I see ISIS blew up the Tomb of Jonah, who btw is the patron saint of Vegas cuz he disappeared for 3 days and came back w/ a ridiculous story
A man with a universe-size personality and my favorite astrophysicist
Oh, the Places You'll Go!...and Get Kicked Out Of: #immigration #brownkids @HBO #RealTime
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