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Michael Moore, Zach Gallifinakas, S E Cupp, Andrew Ross Sorkin, Richard Haas from tonight's Real Time
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Heard of ibogaine? It's dangerous, and some say it helps solve the problem of
#addiction. New
#VICEonHBO at 11PM.
pic.twitter.com/XTMGDik8iQ Pot smokers are skinnier! And have better cholesterol! I swear, twas on the news. Oh, pot, is there anything you can't do?
Johar's confession:"When U attack 1 Muslim,U attack all Muslims" - bad news, Fuckface: when U attack 1 marathon, U attack all pedestrians.
The IRS targeted people who want to abolish the IRS?Shocking, like getting pulled over more after U put on the Fuck the Police bumpersticker
Shit-U-not,Repubs voting to repeal Obamacare for the 37th time! This after another week of Benghazi. Why not just beat an actual dead horse?
Happy Mother's Day - and to all taking your mothers to c me tonight at Claremont, don't worry, it won't be too dirty - well, a little dirty
Atheist alert: Tx court ruled cheerleaders can write bible verses on banners at games! Because the morning after pill can't do everything.
Oh, and front page today: we passed the long-feared 400 parts per million CO2 level. But never mind, did Susan Rice use the word terrorist?!
Unemployment is down, deficit shrinking, home values up, stock market thru the roof - such a shame we have to impeach Obama for Benghazi
Eat your heart out Trekkies - with Zachary Quinto after Real Time
pic.twitter.com/7X7o1antWj Here's What's Happening on Tonight's Episode of
#VICEonHBO:
trib.al/vwkoX3F – Watch it at 11PM
@HBO Tam got buried today, Joker just wanted to remember him the way he was the last time Joker saw him: screaming under the tires of his SUV
Tix still available Bill Maher 5/12 @ 8pm special
@harveymudd Students/Fac/Staff/Alums
pic.twitter.com/RFcOFh0l32 If Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he shld thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon
#JasonCollins: the crowd in color-coordinated outfits, the It-Gets-Better handslaps after missed foul shots - u mean the NBA cld get gay-ER?
So...44% of Rep.s think an ARMED REBELLION might be necessary in the next few years. So if u say most Rep.s r fucking nuts u'd be off by 7%
NRA convention was awesome, sorry u guys missed it! Theme was "Stand and Fight"! Also,"Bitch About Way Things Used To Be On Rascal Scooters"
Tonight's
#VICEonHBO profiles the exiled members from Warren Jeffs' church. Grab a preview and watch at 10PM.
itsh.bo/133p5fa #VICEonHBO Episode 5 premieres this Friday at 11PM
@HBO! Sneak peak:
trib.al/145tazv April was the deadliest month in Iraq in 6 years. On the bright side, the Bush museum has a lovely Oscar de la Renta dress that Laura wore.
Man that
#JasonCollins got a lot of support good for him - now
#BradPaisley wants to do a duet called "Accidental Homophobe"
Did you know the old Tsarnaev was on welfare? You think Republicans hate him for terrorism, wait till they find out he was a taker!
Obama was good today saying
#Notmyjob to make them behave! Jesus, usually when a democracy functions this poorly its cuz we're occupying it
Heading to Morgantown W Va. For stand up tonight. Haven't played this state since I opened for Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons in 1982!
With
@jimmykimmel who reminded me that we're a lot closer than I remembered. He was great tonight on Real Time!
pic.twitter.com/hICYyOFv3D Tonight's
#VICEonHBO explores the concept of love -- and matchmaking -- in China first-hand.
itsh.bo/15WURxd Watch at 11PM.
@VICE Just sayin, if the centerpiece of ur presidential liberry is a twisted hunk of metal, u were a shitty president
#BushsBigDay Quite a scene at
#BushLiberry - both Bushes, and the 3 Democrat presidents, or as W. calls them, Peanut-man, Cigar Guy and Blackie
Its
#ArborDay! Is that why Lindsay Lohan planted her Mercedes in a tree?
Just For Laughs Chicago Festival show
#JFLChicago! Pre-sale happening tomorrow, Friday, April 26th beginning @ 10am …
say.ly/ieU5G37 Hey let's not let the
#DouchebagBrothers affect the immigration bill. Except the part where you get a pronounceable name on Ellis Island.
Learning about Dagestan - apparently their flag is a red stripe, a blue stripe, and a pair of white vinyl men's dress shoes.
and remember...give a man a joint, you get him high for a day; teach a man how to grow hydroponic weed in his garage, and he's high for life
Happy 420! It was yesterday? Shows my commitment to it! Don't forget the stoner rallying cry: We're here, we're queer...oh, wait
Here's to Boston cops, they did what so many men never have been able to do: they found the little man in the boat.
With two veterans of Politically Incorrect still helping me out on a big news day
pic.twitter.com/yHRoaDQj2y Click here for more on the stories featured in this week's episode of
#VICEonHBO:
trib.al/zgj1ZMp Tsarnaev grew up in Kyrgyzstan so I'm guessing its not the first time he's been on the lamb
#Boston I hope you're all enjoying the brief respite before the right starts blaming everything on Obama.
#PaulKevinCurtis really makes me miss the 80s when you'd get a package in the mail with white powder and it was a GOOD thing!
Its horrible, but this time, let's not overreact, wallow, erect monuments to terrorism; let's handle it Israeli-Munich style
I'm in Oklahoma City for a show tonight at the Civic Center Music Hall. Even tho there's no music in my act and I'm not very civic.
Really, I'm very hurt. They've always protested me when I'm in the area. Has the magic gone out of our relationship? I still hate YOU!!!
Just arrived Topeka for show tonight, found out the 'GodHatesFags' people will be protesting Bon Jovi not me -is it something I didn't say?