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Ryan Park
Turkey-trotting is the new sorority-squatting.
Marches are heating up via this live stream by @nickfelland on #Periscope: Protests in Chicago #LaquanMcDonald…
My heart goes out to family of #LaquanMcDonald and #Chicago community. Wish I was there marching. #BlackLivesMatter
A not-so-basic-bitch #recipe for Thanksgiving 🍴…d
I change shapes just to hide in this place, but I'm still an animal. 📷 by Mike Victor #ATX #Austin #officeporn #distractify
Pumped for a great #Chrismukkah this year. Gonna spike @DanMilanoHere's punch fo sho.
"It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it to do anything else." -James Baldwin
Can you tell a guy’s ass from a girl’s ass? via @Distractify
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Let's Talk About This Drunk Driver Who Wrote A Thank U Letter To The Cops:… via @Distractify
What should I have for lunch?
Doctors Diagnose The Injuries In Home Alone: via @StumbleUpon 😂😂#HappyHolidaysa726
Muslim TV Host's Rant Went Viral For Revealing ISIS' Most Powerful Weapon: #ISIL
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Today is the 25th Anniversary of Home Alone! I feel old.
A little afternoon hike on the #Greenbelt might result in a little rope swing action...
After 6 hours of casting, I made my way to New Braunfels, Texas for Wurstfest. This quaint German town is located 50 minutes outside of Austin, and is everything BUT quaint during Wurstfest---tens of thousands of people flock there for beer, traditional (and non-traditional) Bavarian food, carnival
Campbell's Had The Perfect Response To This Homophobe's Hateful Comment:… #LGBT #agencylife
If I got free gear every time a @TrunkClub stylist blindly added me on LinkedIn I'd never have to shop again.
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Gr8 day at the new studio in #ATX. Excited to send a team back to NYC for cross-country @DistractifyVids goodness.
Most men choose Steak over @Beyonce? Most men are trippin. Poll via @Distractify @play_buzz
@BigRyanPark Just posted your bulldog post to SU FB. 😂
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz campaigns for sugar subsidies, then flip-flops at #GOPDebate.
In tonight's #GOPDebate on the economy:
❤️ Frenchies as much as I do? Then THIS. "14 French Bulldogs Having A Cat Identity Crisis"
Spent the evening on my laptop in a dark corner at Spiderhouse Cafe--my new favorite spot to get creative in #Austin. Crackling open-flame firepits, patrons playing their guitars, singing, warm hot totties, and a little too many nachos. Much like the entirety of Austin, this is my kind of place. (Fo
This will make very big waves. "At 8B Video Views Daily, Facebook Vows to Give Content Owners a Cut" via @ANDLEVINE
The 5th of November is as good a day as any to join in on the fun. Hello, Twitter! 🙋�#myfirstTweetet
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Want to follow what me and the team is up to? Be one of the first, and #follow us: @DistractifyVids #ff
A sneak peek at our first studio. Make sure to follow @DistractifyVids
Editor's Wife: Hi, nice to meet u. Me: I'm Ryan Editor's Wife: Oh! Ur the washboard abs guy. Me: Oh, damnnnnn!
Is it Christmas yet? 󾔒

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