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Ben Nemzer
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Last minute NYC ticket deal for @YelpNYC users! 3PM Matinee for a MAGIC SHOW Discount code: DOMAGIC Info/tix: davidoliver.brownpapertickets.com
Good job, Internet! You raised $1 million in 1 day for the Reading Rainbow Kickstarter project on.mash.to/1itAKJb pic.twitter.com/f1BZXTpUEz
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My friend, Laura was the last person to interview #MayaAngelou. What an incredible woman.
Happy Memorial Day is trending, but in other countries it's the saddest day of the year! This is why people hate Americans. #MemorialDay
Back in the USSR! Oh wow... I didn't even need to add anything to that one... #MakeASongDepressing #Russia
Do you believe in love after love? Me neither... @ #MakeASongDepressing
This joule be a fun gig... (@ Yale Club of New York City w/ 4 others) 4sq.com/1he7Jkq pic.twitter.com/u5EQPKUc3y
Fun fact! The actors who played R2D2 and C3PO are the only actors who were played by the same people in all the the #starwars films.
My dad wrote YouTube in marker on his monitor! I asked why and he said, "It's a great website I don't want to forget! #tipsfornewyoutubefans
Doing another party for an Orthodox group that ordered 100 of my books. Maybe I shoulda made it read RIGHT to LEFT! pic.twitter.com/Gumb2oH1AG
Surgeon General at @LiveSunSmart and he didn't even warn me about danger of my alcohol consumption! #sunsmartgala pic.twitter.com/uuR9r3NbPr
What a great opportunity to see @FISMmagic winner @RoccoSilano perform June 1st in #NYC DavidOliver.brownpapertickets.com Share & retweet!!
I'm really excited for the new Tupac & Michael Jackson album coming out...
"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.
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#UknowUrAnAdult when the @UPS truck is more exciting than the #IceCream truck.
No fire, no microphone, no writing, no tearing, no money, NO PROBLEM! #Magic for religious #Jews on the #sabbath is kinda becoming a niche.
So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD
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It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing & criticise others. Go create! Have fun :)
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I'm gonna try to buy the @LAClippers...
Monkeying around w/ @Lin_Manuel b4 King Kong @UPTheatre_NYC Kudos @UPArts_NYC on the new @ToshibaUSA silver screen! pic.twitter.com/NuZlzbuowY
Rumour has it that @tannensmagic Camp lineup at the @magiccastle is KILLING it! I wish I was in #LosAngeles to see it this week. #magic
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@BenNemzer Great show last night. You are amazing. Thank you.
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Hey @JonahHill! People say I a sound just like you. Wanna come see me@perform any night this week at the Hollywood Magic Castle?
So #Easter and #420 are on the same day. I think I'll buy stock in those @DairyMilk #chocolate eggs!
If there wasn't only 1 lady working ticketing with @united at ewr w/such a large line I would def. would not have missed the last flight.
The diff. betw #passover & #lent is that #Jewish people give up bread EVERY yr & Catholics switch it up. #Lent2014 #lentmadness #PalmSunday
Accidentally took my antidepressant twice this morning which explains why I feel like the world is ending tomorrow and not today.
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Today is the LAST DAY to use this #Groupon to see me perform Friday Night! groupon.com/deals/gl-wonde… @GrouponLive #NYCdeals #NycEVENTS #magic
This is how I learned who who Mickey Rooney was when I was a kid! youtube.com/watch?v=f_J5rB… #RIP
Experience the amazing "Wondershow' at @galapagosDUMBO on April 11th for 40% off. #NYC #Brooklyn #BKLN gr.pn/1llJ0hF
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Had a great #birthday brunch with @harrisoncomedy followed by Ghostbusters with @UPArts_NYC where @Lin_Manuel sang happy birthday to me.
4 things astronauts can teach you about a good night’s sleep ti.me/1lcgC3Z
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So a #spring roll is a salty food and a summersault is a roll...
MT @nycrecords: Today in 1984, part of @CentralParkNYC was renamed Strawberry Fields in honor of John Lennon. pic.twitter.com/GlWKofPnPJ
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I do a magic trick with magazines and a $20 bill. In an age of tablets and bitcoins, it's only a matter of time before my act is dated.