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Ben Nemzer
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Protesters in #Ferguson have been setting "traps" aimed at catching police "off guard" pic.twitter.com/KYNIc8u2Fh
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Let's drink #turkey milk!! Now do you see how ridiculous Easter Eggs are????!? #HappyThanksgiving
The real question is @MTA should "wanted" sexual conduct be a part of anyone's commute!?!? pic.twitter.com/gHHhh5EsVU
I just bought clothing at a #magic shop! Excited to flaunt my @tannensmagic Mystery Box t-shirt! pic.twitter.com/BHrQH5a02D
@Gothamist: Pigeons Spotted Feasting On Times Square Street Meat Cart gothamist.com/2014/11/19/pig… pic.twitter.com/fIkLoigQFf” Gross
Congrats @samanthadonut you won the free tickets to my next show! PM me for details. Anyone else who wants to come: galapagosartspace.com/wondershow
Adorable little kids and magic, can this get much better? I don't think so. @BenNemzer @NYDMnyu pic.twitter.com/WGtXqaTmbp
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It's hard to explain #puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
It’s up! & TELLER, Part 4! Co-starring Johnny & Pam Thompson and directed by @Ezekiel666 and @FrankIppolito youtube.com/watch?v=M-Renk…
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Need a #wedding videographer? Look no further. Look what Little Moments did for me! vimeo.com/m/110066489 #weddingvideo @theknot #nyc
I tried for a heart but flamingos are surprisingly bad at taking direction. #honeymoon #benandcassy2014 @ClubMelia pic.twitter.com/ONRRxvWdLD
I swear I saw this lady take the elevator up to the cardio room at the #gym. #fitness pic.twitter.com/FlqNjNwuOP
Looks like one of my #magic students won a nobel peace prize. @nytimes nytimes.com/2014/10/11/wor…
The icons for the @PayPal & @pandora_radio apps look so similar, turns out I almost paid for my @eBay item with a Ke$ha song.
Pretty sure the immense amount of #NYC #traffic created by the #globalwarming march was not good for the #ozone. Whoops? #irony
@yokoono: Each time we don't say what we want to say we're dying. Make a list of how many times you died this week.”
#Magic Show in gymnasium: Teacher: The audience can sit on the 3 point line. Me: Can you explain again without using any #sports terms?
The holes of actual doughnuts aren't even spherical in shape. How are people falling for this??!?
...when you think you just missed your best friend's #birthday but it turns out he's in #LA so you have 3 more hours... @harrisoncomedy
I'm going to randomly tag #Ravens in my next 2 tweets. If I don't have 5 new follows in 24 hrs, I'll @PayPal anyone who retweeted this $5.
Excited to be opening up tonight's show of @MagicalNightsNY with @davidcorsaro @davidandleeman & more! But mostly you should come to see me.