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Ben Nemzer
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Hey @JonahHill! People say I a sound just like you. Wanna come see me@perform any night this week at the Hollywood Magic Castle?
So #Easter and #420 are on the same day. I think I'll buy stock in those @DairyMilk #chocolate eggs!
If there wasn't only 1 lady working ticketing with @united at ewr w/such a large line I would def. would not have missed the last flight.
The diff. betw #passover & #lent is that #Jewish people give up bread EVERY yr & Catholics switch it up. #Lent2014 #lentmadness #PalmSunday
Accidentally took my antidepressant twice this morning which explains why I feel like the world is ending tomorrow and not today.
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Today is the LAST DAY to use this #Groupon to see me perform Friday Night! groupon.com/deals/gl-wonde… @GrouponLive #NYCdeals #NycEVENTS #magic
This is how I learned who who Mickey Rooney was when I was a kid! youtube.com/watch?v=f_J5rB… #RIP
Experience the amazing "Wondershow' at @galapagosDUMBO on April 11th for 40% off. #NYC #Brooklyn #BKLN gr.pn/1llJ0hF
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Had a great #birthday brunch with @harrisoncomedy followed by Ghostbusters with @UPArts_NYC where @Lin_Manuel sang happy birthday to me.
4 things astronauts can teach you about a good night’s sleep ti.me/1lcgC3Z
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So a #spring roll is a salty food and a summersault is a roll...
MT @nycrecords: Today in 1984, part of @CentralParkNYC was renamed Strawberry Fields in honor of John Lennon. pic.twitter.com/GlWKofPnPJ
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I do a magic trick with magazines and a $20 bill. In an age of tablets and bitcoins, it's only a matter of time before my act is dated.
Isn't #Russia already pretty big?
.@harrisoncomedy killed it- in a room of magicians and comics, no less! Happy #wondershow to wonderful birthday kid @BenNemzer !!!
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"After an earlier incident..." Sounds like a causal statement but really everything is after an earlier incident. #mta #wordplay #lawyerWIN
Here's a cool announcement! @tannensmagic CAMP is having a week at the #Hollywood @magiccastle! #magic pic.twitter.com/t1GrqGFva3
if 3/14 is Pi Day, then isn't this whole month Pi Month?
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