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Ben Nemzer
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My @Showtime isn't working. Looks like my best friend's friend needs to pay his bill. #TV
When performing people often say: Wow...That's some David Blaine shit..." Tonight I heard: OMG I feel like I'm on the @M_Carbonaro Effect!
Just because it's delivery doesn't mean you can't plate it nicely. #yestodelivery @deliverydotcom Did I win?
I pointed to a guy's watch & asked for the time. He said it only tells him how many steps he's taken. One step back...One step back. #Fitbit
Me: A new @kimmyschmidtNYC is coming out. Mom: Is that the one with the funny #Indian girl? Me: No that's @MindyProject Mom: Oh, I like her!
Dear #parents everywhere. Once your #baby hits a year you can stop counting in months! 18 months is obnoxious. A year and a half is normal.
Don't ask magicians if they can make your wife disappear. It's misogynistic, hackneyed and ur not as funny as you think, manager at Staples.
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.@BenNemzer is the best magician I have ever seen. Follow him before he is ridiculously famous.
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My cousin and I are on the right; The #Lincoln twins on the left. My grandad's 90th B-Day! luckphotography's photo
First night at the @friarsclub as a new member and I stumbled across @adammansbach's star studded book warming.
What part of #teenlife do you not understand? @TheGrinderFOX
I guess this is the first #YomKippur that people will be talking about #YogiBerra instead of Sand Koufax. #ripyogi #baseball #Yogi
Miss Piggy opens up about the split of the century
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I'm sorry Winnie Cooper, but you could not be #MissAmerica. #nervousnelly
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Whoever gets @VWOfficial to smile should win! #MissAmerica
Whether he’s pulling cards out of his pants or telling us a story, @standupmagician wows us every time. #ThenAndNow
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"We spend lots of time learning about calculation, but let's not forget about application." #math
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Thank to Mike Maione for this great shot of me performing at @MagicalNightsNY ! #magic #cardmagic #offbroadway
Hanging out backstage with one of the nicest guys I know.

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