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To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it! -Charlie Chaplin
Here's a mean #prank you can do to someone! Surprised to discover this @Howcast video has over 75000 views!! #magic
"I'm not Don Draper." Meet the man behind the '71 Coke jingle that ended "Mad Men"
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I think I just saw Ashton Kutcher jog by... Then again, there are an awful lot of people in this town that look just like @ashtonkutcher.
Deck of #cards at @metmuseum Cloisters from 1470AD. This is the King of Game Nooses. #cardistry #nyc #magic #poker
Check out my from college @douamoua's film! Now give him money. #asian #lgbt #trans
Excited to be performing late night at the Weaveny Mansion, in the middle of the woods. Check out my "dressing room."
Performing after a #prom is great. All of the guys were hoping to lose their virginity instead they are seeing a magic show.
#NeverSettleForVerizon UNLESS you love having reception all the time & you think @TMobile is tacky for this smear campaign. @VerizonWireless
This is me trying to outsmart the weight sensor for the mini-bar snacks in the room at the @Bellagio. #LasVegas
Had a WONDERFUL #mothersday at the @metmuseum Cloisters! Well, except for the rudest person I've ever met (Paul Miranda the security guard.)
My 3rd grade #magic student to the class: "You don't know who @tinafey is?! She was the jail-guard in @TheMuppets movie!" Class: "Ohh...!"… Cool article piece my #wedding from a #magic site: featuring the @nytimes article.
What an amazing show. Vocals, percussion, cello; @OneRepublic was astounding on all levels. I'm a new fan. #SALT
On my way to #Vegas! Looks like instead of a first class #flight I booked myself in steerage...
I literally have no idea what @DuckDynastyAE is. That's how out of the loop I am. I'm imagining a Chinese themed Duck Tales.
If someone offered me a @justinbieber ticket... I would go. #justsaying
I'm gonna brag and say the most conceited things about myself on Twitter and then just use the hashtag #blessed so it comes off as humble...
Leading scientific studies show that milk isn't actually good for you! Except strawberry milk right? Cuz Strawberries are mad good for you.
#NoteToSelf: When your barista at @Starbucks is a 6-foot 4 African American male, and you are asking for a, "Tall Black Eye"... ENUNCIATE!!
Excited I was asked to perform #magic in #LasVegas this May. It's like I passed the first level of @nbcagt, except I get paid. #SALT
About to do magic after a wonderful #WineTasting event with @SkyviewWine.
I'm performing at this sick premiere party in Brooklyn on 4-27. Who wants to come?
Dear people who say the word "Axe." It's a body spray (@AXE) or something you use to chop down a tree. It has nothing to do with questions.
Think mass surveillance isn't a problem because you're not doing anything wrong? Think again.
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I think they should try mixing Xanax and Metamucil to make a chillaxative.
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Recruiting some awesome magicians to perform at our premiere party on the 27th. So soon! @NoahLevine @BenNemzer
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Proud to fund childhood cancer research with @StBaldricks…
All #magic is “Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over” -@JerrySeinfeld
Excited to be working behind the counter tomorrow at @tannensmagic, a truly classical magic shop. Visit me & and I'll teach you a trick!
I just watched this and was like, "I'm glad people used those white couches we got from @NYFFevents!" #wedding
So #Easter is that Christ has risen and #Passover is that bread has NOT risen... Now as long as that bunny doesn't see his shadow!
Any holiday where you HAVE to drink 4 glasses of wine is okay by me... #Passover
It's called Wangs and has a picture of a...
CARDONE! Many say he is the coolest magician in NYC ! Tonight CARDONE rocks on MYSTERY SCHOOL MONDAY MCBRIDEMAGIC.TV 7 PM VEGAS TIME
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$5 fee to replace lost @bankofamerica card? Guess that's new...

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