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Ben Nemzer
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I swear I saw this lady take the elevator up to the cardio room at the #gym. #fitness
Looks like one of my #magic students won a nobel peace prize. @nytimes…
The icons for the @PayPal & @pandora_radio apps look so similar, turns out I almost paid for my @eBay item with a Ke$ha song.
Pretty sure the immense amount of #NYC #traffic created by the #globalwarming march was not good for the #ozone. Whoops? #irony
@yokoono: Each time we don't say what we want to say we're dying. Make a list of how many times you died this week.”
#Magic Show in gymnasium: Teacher: The audience can sit on the 3 point line. Me: Can you explain again without using any #sports terms?
The holes of actual doughnuts aren't even spherical in shape. How are people falling for this??!?
...when you think you just missed your best friend's #birthday but it turns out he's in #LA so you have 3 more hours... @harrisoncomedy
I'm going to randomly tag #Ravens in my next 2 tweets. If I don't have 5 new follows in 24 hrs, I'll @PayPal anyone who retweeted this $5.
Excited to be opening up tonight's show of @MagicalNightsNY with @davidcorsaro @davidandleeman & more! But mostly you should come to see me.