Hi, the weather is always bad on Wednesday when I have ultimate Frisbee. Can you use meteorological wizardry to fix that?
George R. R. Martin should pull a Beyoncé and drop Winds of Winter tomorrow. Seriously, I need more now. #GameofThrones #GameofThronesFinale
! I'm awake! How long have I been asleep? #Lifeonacomet
Sometimes you do what you gotta do, and sometimes that means smuggling vodka into Sasquatch in a… instagram.com/p/3eWA50Gt4d/
Yes, Sasquatch was beautiful and a blast! #sasquatch2015 instagram.com/p/3eVrHZGt3z/
Today is Camp Day so go buy your diarrhea catalyst from Tim Hortons to let thousands of kids go to summer camp! #TimHortonsCampDay #Canada
For Aaron's birthday, drinks were on the house. @ The Casa instagram.com/p/3aA9VNmt1y/
Played snake in the neighborhood with @AbDaY
So this is a thing. And it's glorious. Start the movement people! Bring Back Soda Licious bringbacksodalicious.com
is so confusing. When the #Flames
lose they #NeverQuit
. When #Prentice
loses he immediately quits.
Ha! Everyone needs to follow @SmugAnt
as he livetweets 8th graders quotes through eastern Canada. #justgrade8things twitter.com/smugant/status…
Willie Desjardin owes me $50,000. #Flames #Canucks #NeverQuit #bullshit
So happy to be part of the C of Red last night. Playoff hockey is the best. #neverquit #nhl #nhlflames instagram.com/p/1t7u3IGt-5/
Thanks for all your suggestions! Here's the bet between me and @MayorGregor
. Canucks/sucks too obvious a rhyme, yeah? pic.twitter.com/EwpXplFJ0Y
When you do all your laundry and realize you need to buy 100 more hangers cause all your clothes have never been clean at the same time
Seriously hoping @acdc
will be included in the @coachella
livestream?! Pwetty pwease? With a cherry on top?
I'll see you guys next week. I have to go put my duvet in its duvet cover.
Impromptu Mexican party night begins. Bulldogs and BANDS to come pic.twitter.com/VHcSyNvmSw
I would like to officially announce that I am leaving my boy band to start a new band with former One Direction member Zayn Malik.
They play Red Hot Chili Peppers on the classic rock radio station now. Oh god, am I old now?
Proud to say I was there when Mo had his first ever espresso! mojamz100 #pinkiesout #coffee
Happy birthday to @hollistonlogan
, the only person you should follow on Twitter if you want to hear about how daunting and troubling life is
One time I went to Mexico and took adorable pictures on the beach with @bawahong
At Banker's Hall today with wonderful @WellspringYYC
volunteers and staff, promoting @ToupeeforaDay
. Learn more at toupeeforaday.com/calgary/
: What a fun evening at #vinylcafe
! Tune in on April 19 to hear it on @cbcradio
Your ways were unconventional, but you'll be missed Macklin. #ParksFarewell
To learn about a real FBI career, visit FBIjobs.gov
Masters in training. #thecdnbrewhouse @hollistonlogan
@ The Canadian Brewhouse - Calgary instagram.com/p/zk1u7cmtz6/
How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?
"Is Grover the trash one?" -@MoJamz9000
on Sesame Street.
Christmas break 3 am McNugget run in Festive sweaters with my favourite hooligans. instagram.com/p/yu-lfUmt67/
My political affiliation lies with the party that makes Pringles cans larger so me and the rest of the fatties can reach inside of it.
"I don't know who Pink Floyd is, but I'm assuming that he is..a panther?"
My roommate thinks Pink Floyd is the Pink Panther. @MoJamz9000
Random memory of my bro @bawahong
in Cgy last summer "I LOVE YOU TEGAN! Sara, you're okay." #musicmonday
How is Tiger Woods losing a tooth a story? I lost 4 teeth and nobody even cared. ESPN, make a story out of this: pic.twitter.com/EH6qbz7Opi
Is there a better way to start off your Sundays than listening to soft rock in a housecoat? think not. rd.io/x/Rl7GlGkv7cY1/
Me:Joel, would you go see Foo Fighters?
J: Yes, I would cut off my scalp and sell it for tickets.
What my roommate thinks what scalping is
I would be nowhere without these two marvelous people in my life. #blessed instagram.com/p/xOJ_HQGt2b/