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My Top 3
#lastfm Artists: Vampire Weekend (57), Born Ruffians (18) & C2C (8)
#Musicmonday bit.ly/dJoz8b I will say however, the headlines that say "Toronto mayor smokes crack, rubs sausage on his penis, puts it back" made me laugh pretty hard.
Why is Rob Ford a person we even know, let alone the mayor of fucking Toronto?! Don't elect fat crack smoking, nude magazine models please.
Bacon is actually my first name because I eat way too much of it. #baconwaffles #wafflesandchix #bacon #foodtrucks #yyc
Getting greasy drunk tonight. I'm nervous. It's been a while. Oh sorry, I meant to say "it's been a week."
Look at what came in the mail. Limited edition hot pink vinyl of signed by Born Ruffians! @BornRuffians #Birthmarks
Unbelievers - Vampire Weekend. This song is so great!
youtu.be/2b1GgT07aes via
@YouTube Ever wonder how much Calgarians pay for parking compared to other cities in North America? Start crying.
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I just dropped $140 at the liquor store. Hello darkness, my old friend. #bachelorparty #toasterfilter4life #bigchill
Chinook is getting a DavidsTea next to the Build-A-Bear. I don't need to live in a house anymore.
Welcome back to Earth, Commander Hadfield. And Leafs fans.
I was really hoping to see where this Phil Kessel beard experience was going.
Okay, the new Vampire Weekend album is actually incredible all the way though. And now my pants are tight from the new Daft Punk album.
My Top 3
#lastfm Artists: The Black Keys (28), Vampire Weekend (17) & Neutral Milk Hotel (15)
#Musicmonday bit.ly/dJoz8b Christ, who's idea was it to make Morgan Freeman say the word
#smallenfreuden?
The Dudes are an Instagram. #epicnight #DoTheRightThing
One of those crazy nights where I drink free beer at hifi, and party with one of my favourite bands
@weareTheDudes.
pic.twitter.com/q0v1vFLePc Seeing the dudes for free. Free beer at hifi. Good ass night
Just said hi to Rich Franklin.
#ufc I drive like an old lady. “
@micinesmith: This is actually happening.
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Cirque du Soleil Amaluna was so damn cool. It reminds me that even though I'm weird, I'll never be circus weird.
If anybody had time travel it'd be Jay-Z “
@EnnisNYT: ...A Jay-Z Sighting ... in 1939 Harlem
nyti.ms/10gsRRw”
The saxophone part in Midnight City by M83 gives me such a boner.
I opened the window and immediately started getting allergies. Clearly I was not meant to live on this planet.
Almost rear ended someone because I was rocking out to Rod Stewart. Pull it together buddy. You can't reasonably explain that to the cops.
Changing my name to Jason Waterfalls, so when I try to leave places, people will be like "Don't go Jason Waterfalls!"
"Lando to Schanko... He scores!!" What happened to those guys? Did that imaginary Budweiser team get eliminated?
Updated my Osheaga 2013 playlist to include new additions to the Setlist! at ♫
8tracks.com/bawahong/oshea… Retweet and share
#frankosheaga if you are excited about
@frank_ocean playing at
#osheaga2013. We know we are!!
I just threw a broom onto my dining room table. I don't know why.
#anybodybutcanucks RT
@MadaTweet:
@osheaga lineup just got better. CANNOT WAIT FOR AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!! Best summer EVER
Oh my fuck. I get to see Frank Ocean.
#Osheaga2013 Beck, Frank Ocean, C2C, Stars, Bonobo AND MANY MORE added to the
#Osheaga2013 lineup. Click here for full lineup:
ow.ly/i/23GxD The lineup for each day will be announced on May 22. Single day tickets will go on sale at the same time.
#Osheaga2013 The National played Sorrow 105 times in a row the other day. Take that Jay-Z and Kanye West.
pitchfork.com/news/50613-wat… I watched the Kentucky Derby and said to my wife, “All that build up for 2 minutes.” Why did she give me that look?
Yes, I'm fully aware of how weird I am. I've had to deal with myself for quite a while now.
Please, everybody knows a shark would seriously fuck up an orca.
#canucks #sharks And A hot dog and peanut butter “
@micinesmith: Cap'n crunch n jam.
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SmmmmmeeeeAAAAGGGGLLLEEEEEEE. (Star Wars sucks.)
vine.co/v/bQ9w0P3hbrL "May the fourth be with you." - Han Tholo, Thtar Warth
I think it's time for a summer weekend.
pic.twitter.com/hR0N3SkYcW I'll always remember the day when I was so disappointed I found out Scatman John was a creepy little old white man...
youtu.be/3cnQCk0u49w OSHEAGA is 90 days away! Here's a playlist.
@8tracks: "Osheaga 2013" at ♫
8tracks.com/bawahong/oshea… Hello! Oshee and Aga just passed by my office and told me to be ready for an announcement next Tuesday!
#Osheaga2013 
Props to Brett hull for buying a 7 vagina sectional “
@2ndBestHull: My new couch
pic.twitter.com/8jEpkM73gL”
I sprayed my boyfriends colon all over my bear so it would smell like him. Ahhhhh perfect. 👌
I love the smell of his colon <3333