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Tim Siedell
How cool would it be if Cleveland's plan is to bench LeBron for the next four years, completely out of spite?
Not following this LeBron stuff. Just tell me which team to hate when it's all over.
Starting a "Dead Poets Society Society" where we secretly meet in a cave and talk about the movie Dead Poets Society.
"We've replaced Brazil's goalkeeper with Folgers crystals. Let's see if anyone notices..."
There are going to be a lot of very sad Brazilians dancing and partying all night long tonight.
Brazil must be second-guessing that decision to not start a goalkeeper.
Comic book fans, my Vader series is out as a hard cover. Bring it to SDCC and we can share an awkward interaction! bit.ly/dvcos
I like my cups of coffee like I like my leather chaps. Bottomless.
"The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain." - A Spainrainsplainer
A movie where Jason Bourne suddenly remembers that he used to be in charge of @CIA tweets and he's so ashamed he drinks bleach.
My people have 157 words for "air conditioning."
Fourth and final day of my bratwurst cleanse.
Eliminate hyperbole or die trying.
Hurricane Arthur projected to hit land somewhere between the moon and New York City.
You can have my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers, which are right over there by the sidewalk.
How dare your fireworks stand not have a giant inflatable gorilla wearing sunglasses.
@StillSharpe gets excited about Star Wars: Darth Vader and the Cry of Shadows HC by @badbanana (@DarkHorseComics) wp.me/p3hMtR-6d5
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On the bright side, you know we were one or two wins away from a "World Cup Shuffle" novelty rap/video.
Tim Howard saved me big money at Menards.
Tim Howard saved my backup files.
Tim Howard saved my marriage.
We are dominating Belgium in saves.
SOMETHING ALMOST HAPPENED
This is win-win for the USA. Either we advance or this is the last World Cup game we have to watch.
The next meal is the most important meal of the day.