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Tim Siedell
My phone has been at ten percent battery life for the last four hours. This is the new Hanukkah.
Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
I've been on Twitter for seven years. If I've done my math right, that means I've read almost 30 tweets.
My career goal is to get suspended with pay.
@badbanana @JoshMankiewicz Please! I would never - never! - mock your motel choice. As you know, I never mock anything. #puzzled
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Please make sure @JoshMankiewicz handles my murder. I don't need @dateline_keith sarcastically mocking my motel choice.
I have pre-written a scathing Expedia review of this motel. Whoever finds my body, please take my phone and press "post."
I'm staying in a motel that's so creepy, an amateur taxidermist at the front desk would actually warm the place up.
A video player app that, when operated with volume up in a public place, gives you a lethal injection.
The menu says "No Substitutions" so I guess I'm staying in this entire meal without a break.
So... who's the second most famous Jewish carpenter?
May your breadsticks be unlimited.
When a douchebag is an even bigger douche below the surface: Doucheberg.
I'll be signing Star Wars stuff in the DH booth, but feel free to bring the internet and I'll sign that too. #SDCC
Yo #SDCC, I'll be signing in the Dark Horse booth from 5:30-6:30 today. Please do not make eye contact with me.
We've all muted each other by now, right?
I've been known to spend days in the airport's duty-free zone just to avoid my obligations and responsibilities.
Texted the raven, "nvrmor."
All in all it's just another Wahl in the brick.
Comic-Con. Friday. Dark Horse booth. I'll be signing at 5:30. For $10, I'll sign your breast. I'm willing to pay even more if you're female.
I see your treadmill desk and raise you a chin-up desk.
Trying To Fill That Empty Space Mountain #DepressingDisney @midnight