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Tim Siedell
Now I really want to go to a baby wedding.
Just putting this out there. Good name for Kim and Kanye's next kid:
"Let's go with the logo that kinda looks like an airplane flying into the twin towers."
Streaming the new Father John Misty album. Was really enjoying it until I noticed this comment:
Defacing Subway Poster By Drawing Swastika On Baby's Forehead Rule No. 1: Know how to draw a swastika.
Found a nice, quiet place to sit and enjoy this beautiful day in New York.
Stickers. Things just got real at work, y'all.
Worst restaurant in Manhattan.
NYC folks, freshly signed copies of Valiant-Sized Quantum and Woody await at @FPNYC. Go get 'em.
As if one white turkey getting off scot-free wasn't enough this week:
IN ONE WEEK: Grab a Valiant-sized world-rocking holiday-themed Quantum and Woody one-off, written by yours truly!
LIVE from Mitch McConnell HQ:
Talking with @johnroderick about the important issues of the day looks exactly like this. #Supertrain
It's reached the point where I can't differentiate between Johnny Depp's costumes and his street clothes.
I think Renee Zellweger looks great.
"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill. Endless Shrimp is back, at Red Lobster."
Nice try Gingerbread Industry.

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