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Aziz Ansari
Hey here's the new cover of my book MODERN ROMANCE. Had to change old one cause of cost issue with leather bound cover. Anyway, order it. It's good:
Here's the NEW cover of my book MODERN ROMANCE. It's good. Order it!
CHICAGO: Go see John Mulaney (@mulaney) film his new special at Chicago Theatre. Get tickets:"
Here's me singing some @champagnepapi to get you in a romantic mood. Go order my book MODERN ROMANCE:
We've got chef @azizansari hanging out with some pork and some beef on tonight's #KrollShow.
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MIDNIGHT TONIGHT FOOLS. It's my best special. Watch it on ya Netflix.
Watch @azizansari pay tribute to his amazing immigrant parents in his @netflix comedy special
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This is the cover for my book MODERN ROMANCE coming out on June 14th, go to to pre-order that shit. It's good.
My boo made me my favorite birthday cake ever.
Last night I realized Parks wasn't a TV show or a job. It was a weird thing that let me get to know and love some of the greatest humans ever created. I miss this one a lot. Thanks for all your support and love. #ParksFarewell #RIPHarrisWittels
Fuck! I cut that other scene short. Please read all three. Of course Wittels had another killer joke to go out on.
Another random chunk from Big Time:
In script about getting famous for saving kids from a fire, Harris wrote this as news item that quickly trumped us:
Another Wittels gem from a script we never made:
First scene of a movie he wrote for me and Danny McBride that never got made. We pitch a product called "SHIDDERZ":
First scene of a movie @twittels wrote for me and McBride that never got made. We pitch a product called "SHIDDERZ":
Finishing touches being applied to the special. Live at Madison Square Garden drops March 6th on Netflix.
Saying what's up to my buds Lulu (elephant) and Ed (human) at the PAWS Elephant Sanctuary.
Treat Yo Self 2017. Tonight on NBC. #YallAintReady
Aziz Ansari and Joe Mande. Last seen downing way too much pizza at Pizzeria Bianco.
Missing working with these fine human beings already. Final season of Parks starts Tuesday on NBC.