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Aziz Ansari
LONDON: I'm performing at the Apollo in Hammersmith on Nov. 30. Tickets here:
Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories premieres tonight on adult swim at 12:15. Watch it!
SNL’s Nasim Pedrad does a killer Aziz Ansari impression in this unaired sketch
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Next stop? #Tastyville. #Steaks.
Did a bunch of shows at Davies Hall earlier this year RT @Keezi305 GOD DAMN IT @azizansari WHY ARENT THERE ANY SF SHOWS???
Here's a pic from the show on Friday in Houston. The arena shows have been dope:
Dallas. American Airlines Center. #AzizAnsariLive: (regram from @allyouneedisnicki)
Toyota Center in Houston. (Regram from @nanioakley) #AzizAnsariLive:
Fried Chicken at Gus's in Memphis.
This weekend is the first of the arena shows and I've booked a special SURPRISE opener. PLUS you get the hilarious Jerrod Carmichael. Limited tickets avail at #AzizAnsariLive
New leg of tour starts today. See you fools on the road. Regram if ya coming through. #AzizAnsariLive
Watch the interview I did with @nardwuar in Seattle:…
HOUSTON, BATON ROUGE, DALLAS: You have til 3PM to enter the lottery for FREE VIP tickets for my shows this week:
Finally, I have the legendary Paseo's Press sandwich in Seattle. Unbelievable.
VIP ticket giveaway. Enter now to win at Cutoff is Monday. Rest of cities on tour listed at #AzizAnsariLive
We need a TMNT reboot like this ASAP.
Doing 2 shows at Madison Square Garden on 10/9. Tix here: RT @FrqntFlyerFrank Come to NYC sometime. @azizansari
Did I mention winners get FREE signed snack foods?? Go:
HOUSTON, DALLAS, BATON ROUGE: You have til Mon 11AM to enter for FREE VIP tix for my shows next week:
When we did the 24 hour takeover of MTV for Human Giant, I made em play the Come to Daddy on the jumbotron in Times Square. It was awesome.
Parks in Chi-town with @prattprattpratt.
The Ansaris and the Carters at Yeezus last weekend. When my mom asked for this photo, @Beyonce said "It would be an honor." Amazing. Happy Bey Day. Also shout out to my parents who I love very much.
RIP Joan Rivers. Fearless & amazing. Here's a clip from her great documentary where she DESTROYS a heckler:
DALLAS, HOUSTON, BATON ROUGE: Giving away some special VIP tickets to shows next week for Twitter fam. Enter here:
DALLAS, HOUSTON, BATON ROUGE: Enter to win 2 FREE VIP tickets to my shows next week:
BATON ROUGE: I'm performing on 9/11. Get tickets: RT if ya coming, dawg
DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: RT if ya coming
BATON ROUGE: Regram if ya coming dawg. #AzizAnsariLive. Tickets and other cities at
Dallas. Regram if ya trying to come out next week. #AzizAnsariLive Tickets and other cities:
Other cities on the tour listed at Thanks.
Regram if you coming Houston folks. #AzizAnsariLive #Houston. Get tickets and see other cities on this tour at
My mom came to LA and made homemade Indian food for Labor Day. Yummmm.
CHICAGO: Please don't buy tickets for my Chicago pop up shows off Craigslist/scalpers. We'll be checking IDs at the door.
"You put in the Netflix pods and the espresso comes right out. It's very easy."
Dad trying to praise his Nespresso but keeps referring to it as a "Netflix Espresso Machine."
#YoureSmart #YoureLoyal #YoureGrateful #IAppreciateThat
My home state of South Carolina is trending on Twitter. I'm guessing its something involving a sex scandal and Bojangles.
CHICAGO: Pop up show next Wed. Tickets are $35 (no fee). Enter the lottery at Other cities I'm touring listed at
CHICAGO: Pop up show in your city next Wed. $35 flat ticket. Enter the ticket lottery here:
Have a show on 9/25 in Philly: RT @Stachetown @azizansari pop up show in Philly?
NYC shows at MSG in October: RT @nandelabra @azizansari WHY NOT NEW YORK SIR WHY NOT NEW YORK NOOOOOOOOO
CHICAGO: Doing a pop up show in your city next Wed. $35 flat ticket. Enter the ticket lottery here:
Have you ever used an online dating site like AshleyMadison that is designed specifically for affairs? Discuss:
LA and VEGAS: Get tickets to my tour:
SANTA FE: I rescheduled my show that I had to move a while back. I told you I would! Get tickets: