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Aziz Ansari
CHICAGO: I walked in and signed a special "Scottie Pippen" edition of Modern Romance at Barbara's Bookstore. If you grab it try to lend it to #33 when you're done.
Someone found my signed "JFK edition" of Modern Romance! Hahaha
Someone found my randomly signed "JFK edition" of Modern Romance! Hahahhaa
During airport delays, I now randomly sign copies of my book:
Found something fun to do when flights get delayed. Randomly sign books at Hudson News.
I'm headlining Oddball 2015 with @amyschumer. A lot of other great comics there too. Come through!
I'm headlining the OddBall tour this summer with @amyschumer. Come out. Tix on sale 7/10: "
.@azizansari’s Modern Romance marries humor and scientific insight
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Guys online profile photos do better when they look away and don't smile. Why?! #ModernRomanceBoo via @brokenarrowcrafts
My book tour for Modern Romance starts next week! Hear me and a special guest moderator in each city talk about the book. Get a FREE copy of the book with each ticket. Good times.
Cool artwork inspired by my book by @mclemenz.
Another classic lineup at Charlie Rose.
Happy Fathers Day. Here's my dad with Shrek.
Using photoshop to get over your ex when they won't go away in social media "@amyszzz: #ModernRomanceBoo "
How to get over your ex when they live on in your phone world. #ModernRomanceBoo via @amysz
This Fathers Day show your dad you care with the best last minute gift ever:
This Father's Day, show your Dad you care and get him the best last minute gift ever.
How heterosexual people met their partners in 1995. #ModernRomanceBoo (post your favorite passages from my book with this #, this one via @mwalshco)
Call vs Txt in #ModernRomanceBoo via @cipriano.macabuhay
Go on better quality dates and give people a chance. #ModernRomanceBoo via @karisaurore
Voicemail standards in 2015. Post your favorite passages of Modern Romance with #ModernRomanceBoo and I'll repost. (this one via @hilaryous). Get the book at
Different lifestyles in #ModernRomance via @whoslindsay Get the full book:
The birth of text messages "@nicolejlange: Everything about texting... SO. TRUE. #ModernRomanceBoo @azizansari "
Ppl sometimes craft decoy stories when they meet online but don't need to "@Suzmags: #ModernRomanceBoo "

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