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Aziz Ansari
Well done bud "@TheAveryMintz: @azizansari when you spot another fan in the yearbook"
Nice! If you want to check out 2 chapters from the book now, just preorder at
Pre-order my book at and you can download the intro chapter, an mp3 from the audiobook, and a bunch of Drake dubsmashes I made just for this. It's like $20, just do that shit already.
My 2nd standup album Dangerously Delicious is now on vinyl. Others coming soon. Get it here:
Hosting @voguemagazine's 1st Annual #KIDSMETBALL w/Anna Wintour. This years theme: PIZZA. Peep Brandon in @YSL:
Tyler rocking a hat from his friends at Thom Browne. #KidsMetBall
Peep baby Tristan rocking Givenchy. #KidsMetBall
Proud to announce I'm hosting @VogueMagazine's 1st Annual KIDS MET BALL with Anna Wintour. This years theme is pizza. Check out Brandon, wearing Totino's Pepperoni Couture. #KidsMetBall
Wow. Thanks so much, this is nuts. MODERN ROMANCE at #1. There's still a few signed copies left at Snatch em before day gone.
Got rejected to play a "Bobby Jindal" type on House of Cards, so I'm doing my own Netflix series. Filming in NYC now. Wrote/developed the show with Parks buds Alan Yang and Mike Schur. The amazing James Ponsoldt (Spectacular Now) directing. What else? Our cast is ridic: Jon Benjamin, Lena Waithe, Er
Hey here's the new cover of my book MODERN ROMANCE. Had to change old one cause of cost issue with leather bound cover. Anyway, order it. It's good:
Here's the NEW cover of my book MODERN ROMANCE. It's good. Order it!
CHICAGO: Go see John Mulaney (@mulaney) film his new special at Chicago Theatre. Get tickets:"
Here's me singing some @champagnepapi to get you in a romantic mood. Go order my book MODERN ROMANCE:
We've got chef @azizansari hanging out with some pork and some beef on tonight's #KrollShow.
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MIDNIGHT TONIGHT FOOLS. It's my best special. Watch it on ya Netflix.
Watch @azizansari pay tribute to his amazing immigrant parents in his @netflix comedy special
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This is the cover for my book MODERN ROMANCE coming out on June 14th, go to to pre-order that shit. It's good.
My boo made me my favorite birthday cake ever.
Last night I realized Parks wasn't a TV show or a job. It was a weird thing that let me get to know and love some of the greatest humans ever created. I miss this one a lot. Thanks for all your support and love. #ParksFarewell #RIPHarrisWittels
Fuck! I cut that other scene short. Please read all three. Of course Wittels had another killer joke to go out on.