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Aziz Ansari
Reason #6345 I love my lady: She intentionally fell asleep on the couch watching this movie, just to make me laugh when I got home to wake her up.
I'm on reddit talking to ppl about their experiences with swipe app dating (Tinder, Hinge, etc.) for my book. Join:
Backstage with @mjthelegend_ aka Jallas Franca aka the greatest Michael Jackson tribute artist. Jallas opened up all the arena shows and killed it!
Hugging my parents on stage at MSG. Happiest I've ever been.
MSG. (via @lifelikeweeeds)
This was awesome. Thanks everyone who came out to MSG last night. (via @gbonsels)
Backstage at MSG. Photos from its many legendary performances.
Backstage at Madison Square Garden:
NYC: MSG tomorrow. Who's coming? Gonna try to leave some free tix in random places in NYC today. Check back later.
NYC: Just released some new seats for 7pm show on Thurs at MSG. Also @hannibalburess opening both shows. Get tix:
NYC: This Thurs. 2 shows at MSG. Filming it for the special. @hannibalburress will be opening. Tickets at
Here's a clip from Letterman where I discuss why I am a feminist:…
So crazy that my text to Blake Lively on @sternshow got her pregnant. Congrats boo.
Twin Peaks is coming back on Showtime. Holy shit.
This was really fun.
Aziz Ansari is aware of the enormousness of his current moment (Photo: Mark Makela for NYT)
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I'm doing Letterman & Howard Stern tomorrow to plug the MSG shows on Thurs. Here's a photo from Vegas last night:
Stopping by Howard Stern tomorrow. Very excited.
Vegas last night. (via @joekeez)
Watch Jerrod Carmichael's special Love at the Store on HBO tonight at 10. He's hilarious.
Tonight at Mandalay Bay, go to for tix RT @ShadyDaily @azizansari when are you in Vegas?
Doing @HowardStern on Monday. So excited. Here's a link to get a free trial to listen:…
@unforettable and I on set. This sun got us on that 'brella life. #ParksandRec
Here's an interview I did with the @nytimes about doing MSG:…
Next Thursday, I'm filming my next standup special at my shows at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Who's rolling through? You can get tickets for the second show at #azizansarilive
NYC: Last chance to enter to win FRONT ROW tix to my shows at MSG on 10/9 (you have until 2pm)
VEGAS: The tour comes to Mandalay Bay this Saturday. The shows have been nuts. Get tickets:
Shooting Parks with @unforettable. This episode is a fun one.
Shooting some crazy stuff for Parks with @unfoRETTAble:
#azizdrakegrams (via @justinscott)
Game of Thrones actors in real life is too good. (via @NYMag):
VEGAS: Last chance to enter to win FRONT ROW VIP tix to my show at Mandalay Bay on Saturday (you have til midnight):
LA: Shows are THIS WEEK at the Wiltern and the Orpheum. @JoeMande aka MORRIS opening. Get dem tix:
LA, VEGAS, NY, and LONDON last stops on this leg. Get tickets:
DC at Verizon Center. Biggest show on tour so far at 10k people. Nuts:
Here's a pic from Philly show on Friday at Wells Fargo. Photo via @ewatsky on instagram.
Jacque Dutronc - Hippie Hippie Hourrah: RT @BeAike Gotta know name of song that played after your encore in DC!
NYC and VEGAS: Enter to win front row tickets at
Philadelphia at Wells Fargo Center on Saturday. (During the preshow photo op section, hence the phones). Last stops in October in LA, Vegas, and NYC: tickets avail at #azizansarilive (Photo via Philly Mag)
Philadelphia at Wells Fargo Center on Saturday. Last stops in October in LA, Vegas, and NYC: tickets avail at #azizansarilive
.@attorneycrump Will you please show this to #MikeBrown's parents &let them know that he changed the WORLD! #HongKong
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#azizdrakegrams (via @astrononymous)
DC last night at the Verizon Center. Biggest show of tour so far at 10k ppl. #azizansarilive (via @low_ra)