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Aziz Ansari
A caucasian friend of mine does his jump. This was before my jump (dope but not captured).
If you hate vacay pics and tasty food pics, ya best look away from my gram for da next few days bruh. #Tuscany
I jumped off this cliff and my friend forgot to take a mid jump pic. It was a dope jump though. For real.
I want to add Phoenix, I'm working on it. RT @KhaxilStewart Nothing in Phoenix
NY, LA, DC,​ PHILLY, VEGAS,​ DALLAS, HOUSTON​: Doing my full Modern Romance show to finish tour. Get tix here:
TAMPA, CHARLOTTE, ATL, HARTFORD, SEATTLE, SLC, DENVER, and IRVINE: Doing OddBall Fest w/ @louisck & more. Get tix:
Dear Dawn of the Planet of the Apes sequel: MORE MAURICE PLZ. #Maurice
MONTREAL: Some extra tickets just released for my 7 & 9:30 shows tomorrow. Get em before they’re gone:
WILKES-BARRE/SCRANTON: The amazing @hannibalburess will be opening up my show tomorrow at Kirby Center. Get tix:
Legendary photo of @harrisrules13 eating Bugles. #tbt
WILKES-BARRE: Tickets on sale for my Sunday show at the Kirby Center, get em here:
MONTREAL: My Thurs, July 17th show has moved to Wed, July 16th at 9:30pm. Sorry for any inconvenience. Info here:
This came on while listening to @azizansari radio on pandora. I don't see how this is a similar artist, but okay!
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With all due respect, people of China, stop seeing Transformers so much, you're making movies worse for everyone!
Thanks to the folks at animal catering for making dreams come true.
Surprised my favorite person with three six foot party subs for her birthday.
Here's a question: Is Goo on Twitter???!!!
True story: I ran into the actress who played Deonne on the subway. She said ppl always asked her what Goo was up to, but she didn't know.
Ok, time to work. What? An article about the 90s show My Brother & Me??! SORRY WORK, IMPORTANT SHIT HAS COME UP:
Nothing from any of my specials. All new stuff from Modern Romance tour. RT @pdktpa @azizansari Is your material new for @OddballFest?
Wipe them tears. Doing MSG on 10/9: "@RooRivera: @azizansari wow, no NYC. i gotta shed some thug ass tupac tears."
SCRANTON/WILKES-BARRE, PA: Tickets on sale NOW for my show at FM Kirby Center on 7/13. Get tickets here:
Doing #OddBallFest in these cities - Tampa, Charlotte, ATL, Hartford, Seattle, SLC, Denver, Irvine (sun ONLY). Tix: