When you've had no messages all day but the minute you decide to go to sleep your phone lights up
When people don't understand that you've been up all night & you're just trying to sleep in
when the timeline lit but u can't tweet bc ur "sleeping"
Hey look, I found where you were born
Saw a fly getting a job interview today, I hope he gets it.
me when a dog dies in a movie
That moment when they ask you to prove that you are human.
when you're doing a presentation & someone says "I can't hear you"
A cake for everybody who knows me
When you finish taking a shower but then realise you forgot to bring a towel
When you bouta tell your parents a story but remember it was illegal
When ur hungry and someone's trying to be funny
When you say you hate everyone and someone says “except me”
when you're doing so much better without them but you wanna know if they're miserable without you
When someone opens your snapchat but doesnt respond
When they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but she's your fish.
me when i see how uneducated and stupid some people on social media can be in 2016
when your whole squad is roasting you but you gotta act like you don't care
When your friend says something in front of your parents they're not supposed to know
when someone says they're scared of me because I'm being mean
when you hear your mom coming and you're supposed to be sleep