when you show your mom a photo and she keeps sliding
someone: "what's ur favorite food?"
This is one of my favorite picture on the internet
Me:" I never have anyone to talk to" *guy tries to talk to me*
when you consider checking up on someone but then you realize that u actually don't care
when your iPhone charger breaks but your sibling has one that works
when u walk into a store only tryna spend like $20 and the cashier says "your total is $198.82"
when you thought you saw a clown, but it was actually just your ex
When you run into an ex and they say you look well
Them : I really like you
Me : you will stop soon.
How I sleep knowing my life is a mess
*wakes up from nap*
someone: "damn. you take to many naps"
me: "you done? cause im about to take another nap"
Me watching my own snap stories and reading my own tweets
friend: "hey do you wanna go out"
When the waiter places ya food down on the table then comes back 45 seconds later to ask "So how is everything?"
me: can someone txt me lol damn no one wants to talk to me anymore
me when someone texts me:
HOW CAN I GET WORK EXPERIENCE IF YALL WONT HIRE ME
"how stressed out are you?"
Me after a minor inconvenience
when the movie theater guy says enjoy the movie and you say "thanks you too"
My whole childhood was a lie