when ur family keeps going into ur room
when u feel cute af but ur selfies won't cooperate
"how would you describe yourself?"
when ur joke is bomb and u gotta wait for the squad to settle down
Just packing the essentials:
me after telling someone i forgive them and then realising later on that im actually still angry and there's nothing i can do about it
"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now"
"so... tell me a little bit about yourself"
Going back and reading all your dramatic tweets from when you were upset
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Me:" I never have anyone to talk to" *guy tries to talk to me*
My friends: *I want to be a doctor!*
*I want to be a lawyer!*
*I want to travel the world!*
when you're bonding with your pet and they hate you
someone: "what's ur favorite food?"
when you have to teach yourself a subject because your teacher is useless
when you start catching feelings and you have to reevaluate who you really are
When your car ain't warm up but you late to work and the heat blowing cold air
"Is your summer body ready?"
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when you're just too ugly
when you're depressed but still trying to have a good time
Me @ myself when I think things will go my way for once:
*starbucks job interview*
"What's your name?"
"Spell that please"
-C E V A N
"Well shit! You're hired!"