Me watching my own snap stories and reading my own tweets
fighting for my life in the cold like
Me: "I have so much shit to do."
Me to me: "Just sleep fam you deserve it"
Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list
Inner me: just buy something good for yourself
me: has about 94 things I need to do, is rapidly losing friends, and is running out of money
Me: I have so many things to do!
me @ 7 pm: im gonna go to bed early and get a good 9 hours of sleep
me @ 3 am:
when bae says they're on their way and they bringing food
me when i'm texting somebody in bed and they don't reply within 5 seconds
When you haven't seen your best friend in a while
When you get undressed before you get in the shower and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror
When the conversation is dying and you're out of ideas on how to save it
"come say hello to your family"
Instagram is now telling people when you screenshot their stuff
Me enjoying what I like to do while simultaneously ignoring others opinions
how my face look when i'm either happy or pissed off 😂�1s
Me: Time for bed!
"do u even lift?"
when your four friends that you talk to are all busy
why can't girls like this go to my school
when your future kids start complaining about their day and you about to hit them with another 2016 story
When your friend takes an ugly picture of you