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Anthony Shaw
I've yawned about 837352 times in the last 10mins
The current price of cashews is NUTS!!!
As I said a couple of months ago, I still think #MH370 landed intact somewhere and is not in the ocean.
I don't like who I am when I see a wasp
Life feels a lot better when you're wrapped in a duvet
Time for some Breaking Bad. Season 4 let's gooo..
Judging by tonight's show, apart from Lucy, Britain really doesn't have much talent. Car crash telly. #BritainsGotNoTalent #BGT
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All white huaraches please
Why is today dragging? It seems like the LONGEST DAY EVER
If you think you have a boring life, just remember there is someone out there somewhere typing up 'terms and conditions'.
When your paycheck don't add up like you planned 😂�
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Sorry I didn't reply to your text. I didn't want to encourage you to send more!
I don't even watch #corrie, but it's all going down tonight!!
Not even watching #BGT tonight. Looks like a pile of shit
It's about an 8 hour commute from my couch to the front door
I've been chain drinking coffee and tea all day 🙈
This afternoon, Rabbi Sacks & Lady Sacks met @PresidentPeres ahead of receiving The Katz Prize in Jerusalem.
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I'm bored of being bored.
Nothing really prepares you for when your phone rings while you're fake talking on it
It's 10am and I'm singing my heart out on the McDonald's app for a free chocolate chip drink #whatismylife
Tuesday after a bank holiday always feels worse than a Monday.
I wish I could drive my bed to work