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Anthony Jeselnik
The tour continues. Long Island tonight. Portland, Maine tomorrow. South Burlington Saturday. anthonyjeselnik.com
RIP Fred Phelps. The Martin Luther King of the opposite of that.
@azizansari u do ur closing joke & coming back on stage after, is something I will forever brag about! @anthonyjeselnik didn't do tht.
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~ MY GROUNDBREAKING STAND UP COMEDY MIXTAPE #BITCHFACE IS ON #iTUNES FOR ONLY #499CENTS ~ itun.es/us/kTDXX
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This weekend I'll be performing in Madison, Green Bay, Milwaukee and Cincinnati. Future dates here: anthonyjeselnik.com
I just realized I’ve been blasting @anthonyjeselnik’s standup on my porch for an hour. I hope my neighbors like rape jokes #sonos
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Tickets on sale and new tour dates added for my spring tour. anthonyjeselnik.com
"Folk Hero" is officially on @netflix and I'm proud. Please enjoy and if you dont still give it 5🌟. Thanks@lancebangss for directing it!!!!!
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Announcing my new spring tour. More dates to be added soon. Get tickets now. tinyurl.com/8f99unb
Punxsutawney Phillip Seymour Hoffman sees his shadow.
If Richard Sherman were white instead of black, The Seahawks lose that game.
On New Years Eve I made what I thought was a harmless joke dailym.ai/1crNs71 Here is my response:... tmblr.co/ZFEeVy13APomC
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Just re-read the bible and now I totally agree with Duck Dynasties view of black people.
I'd hate homosexuals, too, if I looked like the guy from duck dynasty.
Everyone ripping Shia LaBeouf right now needs to remember Jim Gaffigan is just as much to blame. Maybe more.
South Africa's getting a white Christmas.
He might have. “@MmmGreenPanties: @anthonyjeselnik no, just no-he wouldn't joke about ur untimely death”
RIP Paul Walker. The brightest candles burn up in cars.
She's the greatest. Do what she wants. “@SarahKSilverman: TONIGHT! WE ARE MIRACLES HBO 10pm (It's my stand up special)”
Farewell, The Jeselnik Offensive. Your only crime was flying too close to the sun. tinyurl.com/me6cjm5
Is in warm in here? Tune in tonight to see @anthonyjeselnik roast Pete! We're on TBS at midnight, right after Conan. ow.ly/i/3DkQ6
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Correction: I'm on @PeteHolmesShow tomorrow. Tonight, you can just do whatever.