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Anthony Jeselnik
Get ready to be offended or laugh really hard. Anthony Jeselnik - Live Taping at @ParamountAustin, Friday, Nov. 14th. ow.ly/CrZ1D
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My security guard's Twitter feed during my show tonight at the Calvin Theater. More shows at anthonyjeselnik.com! pic.twitter.com/mZ1ww2WViD
Pittsburgh, I'm home for one show tomorrow at the Byham Theater. Come for the comedy. Stay to meet my parents. tinyurl.com/ma6cc2q
Anthony Jeselnik show was amazing! It featured a couple threatening him and TJ Miller showing up out of the blue and throwing them out haha
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.@cameronesposito's new comedy album is out today and I like her a lot. itunes.apple.com/us/album/same-…
Anthony Jeselnik will be in Atlanta Tonight through Saturday! fb.me/1A0y2RUSk
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Joan Rivers once told me she would die before she'd ever apologize for a joke. I'm glad she made it.
Starting an 11 week tour this weekend, leading up to a new hour-special taping. Tour dates at anthonyjeselnik.com More to come.
Grab the car stereo and let's talk about MACGRUBER: bit.ly/XAbaPn #MOTW
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Have a Jawsome Shark Week with a new ep of @NPRAskMeAnother: "His Dark Material" featuring VIP @anthonyjeselnik n.pr/1t4VA8M
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July tour dates at anthonyjeselnik.com Houston, Ontario, CA, Dublin and London.
.@anthonyjeselnik: "Think of yourself as the train. Keep throwing coal & moving down the right path." bit.ly/DeadFrog @michaelbsacks
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HEY COMEDY FANS: Get tix to @cameronesposito's show in PDX on 5/30. 7pm show: goo.gl/ZNeCwY or 10pm goo.gl/yFQDIC
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Comedy Villain Anthony Jeselnik: The Love Child of Jack Handey and Ravishing Rick Rude. mcsweeneys.net/articles/comed… pic.twitter.com/IWwaZscUL5
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The tour continues. Long Island tonight. Portland, Maine tomorrow. South Burlington Saturday. anthonyjeselnik.com
RIP Fred Phelps. The Martin Luther King of the opposite of that.
@azizansari u do ur closing joke & coming back on stage after, is something I will forever brag about! @anthonyjeselnik didn't do tht.
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This weekend I'll be performing in Madison, Green Bay, Milwaukee and Cincinnati. Future dates here: anthonyjeselnik.com
I just realized I’ve been blasting @anthonyjeselnik’s standup on my porch for an hour. I hope my neighbors like rape jokes #sonos
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Tickets on sale and new tour dates added for my spring tour. anthonyjeselnik.com
"Folk Hero" is officially on @netflix and I'm proud. Please enjoy and if you dont still give it 5🌟. Thanks@lancebangss for directing it!!!!!
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Announcing my new spring tour. More dates to be added soon. Get tickets now. tinyurl.com/8f99unb
Punxsutawney Phillip Seymour Hoffman sees his shadow.
If Richard Sherman were white instead of black, The Seahawks lose that game.
On New Years Eve I made what I thought was a harmless joke dailym.ai/1crNs71 Here is my response:... tmblr.co/ZFEeVy13APomC
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Just re-read the bible and now I totally agree with Duck Dynasties view of black people.
I'd hate homosexuals, too, if I looked like the guy from duck dynasty.
Everyone ripping Shia LaBeouf right now needs to remember Jim Gaffigan is just as much to blame. Maybe more.
South Africa's getting a white Christmas.
He might have. “@MmmGreenPanties: @anthonyjeselnik no, just no-he wouldn't joke about ur untimely death”
RIP Paul Walker. The brightest candles burn up in cars.
She's the greatest. Do what she wants. “@SarahKSilverman: TONIGHT! WE ARE MIRACLES HBO 10pm (It's my stand up special)”
Farewell, The Jeselnik Offensive. Your only crime was flying too close to the sun. tinyurl.com/me6cjm5
Is in warm in here? Tune in tonight to see @anthonyjeselnik roast Pete! We're on TBS at midnight, right after Conan. ow.ly/i/3DkQ6
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Correction: I'm on @PeteHolmesShow tomorrow. Tonight, you can just do whatever.
Watch me on @PeteHolmesShow tonight on TBS after Conan. It would really mean a lot to @peteholmes
Watch the premiere of The Pete Holmes Show tonight at midnight on TBS. It's something!
Best intro ever tonight: "Ladies & gentlemen, please welcome Cameron Diaz...er...fuck...Cameron Esposito." And then I walked out onstage.
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